>he imagines himself performing the song he's listening on a stage at his former school
>he imagines himself being interviewed on TV, talking about some Global topic he knows jackshit about
>He actually imagined himself entering the 2016 presidential race and giving some great speech that blows Trump, Hillary, and Sanders the fuck out
>>29548765
>He imagines leading a private army and shocking all his doubters back home by invading Constantinople
>he is nursed back to health by the love of his life after a self sacrificial act of kindness
>he imagines himself reliving that time a kid beat him up for no reason, but this time he knows it's coming so he's able to respond and smash that little fuck's face in.
I do that all the time. Even get up and play it on my guitar when no one is home.
Makes me a better guitar player and performer tbqh lol
>>29548791
My city has a local TV channel which only airs in this city. One time when I was leaving college, a woman and a man with a camera came up to me and asked me if they could interview about some college related topic.
I said no.
How do you guys know I do this?
>he daydreams about being a lone wolf badass in an apocalyptic scenairo
>>29548921
This
What the fuck is so wrong with what was said in OP?
What the fuck is wrong with anything if there is no harm done? Don't know why THOUGHTS would be considered cringeworthy especially performing something on stage bet OP would never have the balls to do anything like that.
>>29548946
Because we're some great, empathetic guys who just can't find a good woman
>>29548765
Fuck. That one hit me hard.
Jesus fuck, get out of my head!!!
>he imagines himself travelling back in time and being a kid in elementary again, but with all the knowledge he has now
>>29548998
actually i'm an unironic maoist who makes fun of neurodiverse men because it's the only outlet for my forum-person sadistic personality disorder so no im not a great guy and in fact i should be burned in a trash fire as soon as i get done quotemining the 4chan posts of lonely broken people for shit that my bougie hipster friends can laugh at
hi im a middlebrow redditor and feminist who mentions the "dunning kreuger effect" and thinks bitcoin is a threat to government stability and i want you to read my feminist hot takes on some old piece of shit franchise nobody cares about but now it has wimmenz in it -- every person who has used the "nice guy" meme ever
>>29549076
>He imagines that he'd be a lot more sexually active, and doesn't comprehend how creepy that is
>>29548765
>he imagines going back in time and confessing to the crushjust to be rejected
>he imagines living a happy life with a girlfriend or wife with a bunch of happy kids
>>29549115
Sorry you didn't have a good dad
>>29549117
>he doesn't care that it's creepy
>he's appropriated creepy and turned it into "creep cool"
>you cannot exercise power over him in any meaningful way
>in fact, you've already overextended yourself and the consensus you've spent like 20 years building is falling into the ocean
>>29548765
>He imagines that time in elementary where a girl asked him out but he had to go with his friends and turned her down. Ultimately loosing all his friends in the future and the chance to gain chad mental.
>>29549152
pic related, "creep cool"
>>29548765
>tfw I actually did that with 'banana phone' in primary school
l-lmao.
>>29549180
sorry i chose the wrong pic
>>29548765
>>29549076
I did these things when I was like 18.
But eventually I realized that school is horrible and fantasizing about it is insane.
>daydreaming about doing shit while she is watching
you all did this
>>29548765
>He doesn't imagine himself singing the song he's currently listening to in a smokey Japanese karaoke bar with 30-60 year old Japanese businessmen as his audience
Am I alone here?
>>29549180
>he imagines successfully enforcing social consequences on an imageboard
>he imagines himself losing his eyesight and becoming a blind, wise swordsman
>>29548765
>>29548791
>>29549076
>>29549134
>>29549305
All shit i did
>>29549403
Too much anime davido-kun
>>29548823
Fuck you, why would you want Trump to lose?
>>29548765
Just any stage, really. Don't care what venue or who the audience is.
>He imagines being the successful AAA developer of his dream game
>he imagines himself posting a picture on facebook of him and his new qt3.14 gf for all the people from his past to see
>he looks around the room thinking about who he'd fuck if he could freeze time
>>29549598
>he freezes time sniffs and fucks tons of girls
I like these threads because they give me new things to daydream about when I'm not putting up the delusion of self-worth by pretending my job and life mean anything.
Cheers lads.
>>29549598
Oh my god This was my entire highscool
I kinda did it famicom
>15
>middle school
>one teacher had a rule where if you are late, you had to sing a song you want in front of class
>try my best not to be late on lesson with him and make it for whole year except for this one day
>me and two normies are late
>we are standing by a chalkboard
>normies sing some stuff like "old mcdonald's had a farm" to just have it done
>me, in my edginess decided to impress everyone by singing a entire song of metal band I listened to recently, thinking I have good voice
>imagine me singing a complicated heavy metal song with my squeaky, pubescent voice
>also I'm from not-english speaking country, and song had english lyrics
>whole class is cringing hard, including techer
>in the middle of the song, he tells me it's enough and to sit down
In old times, people like me would just die early and be at peace
>>29548765
>don't drive
>imagine myself driving while listening to music I like and forcing passengers to listen to it
>imagine getting into someone else's car where they're listening to the music I like, but in the scenario I don't know of the music so that I can invent my own first impressions
>>29548765
>he imagines that the world has been nuked/zombies and you're in your bunker but eventually go outside sometimes to explore until you stumble upon a girl who is almost dead and you bring her back home and treat her/give her food and then over the years train her to become a soldier until you die in a fight
>>29548852
This one hurts a little senpai
>he pretends that he wrote all the songs he enjoys and imagines getting interviewed and talking shit on everyone from high school
Women imagine stupid shit like this all the time, they think they are in a movie or something.
>>29548765
>he imagines having a harem of 2D hentai BUT still has his 3D body
>>29548791
>>29549562
you got me! hahaha i want to die
>>29548978
>>29549076
>>29549598
Jesus Christ, we really are much alike after all
>he imagines being gone
>he imagines himself being happy
>Neural Milk Hotel's "Holland, 1945" plays
>he imagines it is the track that accompanies the opening scene of a critically acclaimed film about young adulthood in which he is the uniquely refreshing, yet misunderstood protagonist
>>29548765
Oh my god, the accuracy. I only do it when I'm showering though.
>>29548765
>he steps on a crack with one foot, and then has to step on a crack with the other foot so his feet feel 'even'
>>29549689
Please tell us what song
>he thinks that he's going to create something incredible in the future. something that would change for instance art history.
>>29549872
Do you also fantasize about making movie soundtracks anon
>he imagines himself an actor in a brilliant film, and the song he's listening to is the OST
>>29548765
>he imagines walking down the street at night
>a girl screams for help
>someone is trying to rape her
>he imagines himself charging towards him
>he swings his arms back and prepare a killing blow
>he hits him and he falls face down and he imagines putting the guy into headlock
>he imagines that he asks if the girl is alright and tells the girl to call 911
>police come and have some questions
>all is solved
>he imagines asking the girl again if she is fine she says "yes"
>he then proceeds to ask if she needs him to walk her home
>she says "yes please"
>he imagines he touches her soft hand and walk her home
>he gets to her apartment and walks her in
>he imagines that she throws her jacket of and turns around and starts kissing him
>he imagines that she takes him to her bedroom and throw all the clothes off while kissing
>then you to have sex all night and you fall asleep
>the next day he imagines he wakes up early puts his clothes on gentelmanly and leaves a note with his number
>he then leaves and here is where the story ends
>>29550072
indeed, I do
I also make original comments
>>29550088
>>29549872
stop that right nowplease
>he imagines being the high-ranking leader of an aggressive resistance group that he started himself, which grew from a small, local militia and became a national, underground, guerrilla organization, to fight against possible future events.
it's a good feel, but a bad one as well, because it will probably not happen.
>>29550018
>be me
>squeaky voiced teen
>be late to class
>step into classroom
>"anon please sing us a song"
>igotthis.tiff
>clear voice
>stand on desk
>cough
>shuffle feet
>CRAaaAWLiNG IIiN MY SKIiiIIIIn
>whole class is laughing
>fuck you all
pic related
>>29548765
I actually did that. It was pretty cool desu, prolly the only time I didn't with like a loser among my peers
>he imagines being an actor and playing multiple, different roles in several different movies.
>he never imagines
>he imagined himself shooting up the school
>>29550018
Sabaton - Ghost division
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keXfiffBzFw
>>29548765
> plus he imagines his oneitis coming up on stage and singing a duet with him
>>29550589
Good taste, I would have clapped
>He imagines his favourite song being played at his funeral
Everyone remembers anon warmly and thinks the song is fitting.
>>29550700
"oh yeah, this sounds like anon..."
>>29550700
>>29550744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGK71FIxPH8
>>29550700
>Plays this at my funeral
https://youtu.be/sqkGpHsf59c
>>29550700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p4MZJsexEs
Think I should just get this to fuck with people.
>he imagines dying in an act of heroism in an extremely dramatic way and being remembered by everybody for his sacrifice
>>29550840
Do you think only men get this feel? Not sure women understand the concept of honour desu.
>>29549729
Don't we all, mate?
>>29550882
lol who gives a shit about women
>>29548852
Fucking this. This was always me when I was a kid, and the sacrifice was for the sake of my love's life
>he imagines traveling back in time to a different era while still having a device to maintain communication with the present day.
>he imagines travelling back into the dark ages with modern weaponry to slay all the fucking turks on the side of his christian brothers
>he imgines being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>29551170
shit, forgot pepe
>>29551170
fucking kekked nigga
>>29548765
> when riding in a car he imagines a laser or blade coming out of the car chopping down power poles and fences as they pass
>>29550700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDACd-ShjHk
>He imagines himself retiring from his wrestling career with the crowd chanting his name
Always been me. Always will be me
>>29550700
https://youtu.be/OeP4FFr88SQ?t=1m50s
>He imagines himself sitting on the beach of a lake cuddling with his oneitis, listening to his favorite song
>>29551252
OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT NIGGER
i always imagined a chainsaw, a extremely long chainsaw
>>29548765
>>29548946
Seems like literally everyone has imagined this at some point or another
>>29550700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4cJmR6ToeY
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
>>29550416
0w tH3 @uTism
>he images that he will improve his shitty life and become rich and famous.
>>29551648
>wanting to be famous
getting fed up with you normies here tbqhwy
>he imagines himself killing a robber trying to rob him
>>29551691
>he imagines killing a burglar breaking into his house. saving his family and earning the respect of his father.
>>29551252
>>29548765
>>29548791
>>29548823
>>29548978
>>29549134
STOP PEERING INTO MY MIND YOU TELEPATHIC FUCKS WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME??!!
>he imagines being one of the few survivors of a zombie apocalypse and forming a band of brothers with his friends and watching all the normies die.
>>29551691
>he imagines being approached by a mugger with a gun and deliberately goading the mugger into killing him
>he imagines himself with OP superpowers, dominating all life around him
>>29552189
>OP superpowers
like what? detecting other faggots by smell?
>he imagines being able to make eye contact, talk to people, and not be lonely
>he imagines not having crippling low self esteem
>>29552216
OP = overpowered
get rekt fage
>>29548828
My god that's me
>>29548828
My god that's me.
Hubybujutfdr
>>29548828
>Not performing a preemptive strike on Cornwall
It's them or us.
>he imagined going ZA WARUDO and just killing who you want or doing what you want without consequences
I even had a dream about this yesterday
>he imagined walking into class as a skeleton in elementary school and everyone would think he was so cool and fascinating
>>29552458
that may have been just you, buddy
> he imagines how he has a cool heist gang to rob a bank and get away with it
>>29548765
>he imagines himself as the one who successfully brought Dinosaurs back to life
This thread actually managed to trigger the shit outta me.
>he imagined being a player and picking up girls and going to american pie-style parties in high school
>he actually never had any real friends and sat alone and never went out and never talked to any girls
>>29549526
>can't even put aside his fervor devotion for a few seconds to humor anon's fantasies
pathetic
>>29548765
>he imagines solving the world's problems with bro-like advice
>he imagines being interviewed by Jeremy Clarkson and driving around the test track in the reasonably priced car
