>"Of course I'll go out with you Anon! Gee, I thought you'd never ask...I was already about to give up on you completely! I knew it was the right choice to wait for someone like you, Anon!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWcpEZ3GY0
>>29547959
>there are robots on this board right now who think dating works like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m2R6CLkvyQ
>"We've been for friends for so long. Gee wouldn't it be weird if we you know, started going out? Fuck it, you're a great guy, I'd be stupid to let you go. Come here" *kisses*
>>29547959
Don't start this fucking shit right now anon....
>>29548567
>"Oh Anon...Your lips are really dry and odd...D-Don't you take care of yourself?"
>>29548603
How do you take care of your lips? Why does every fucking boday part have to be pamperd some way?
Human beings do not talk like this, I implore you to stop what you're doing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dm_5qWWDV8
>"Hey anon, I love you so much right now. You're so cool. Wanna come to a party?"
>Nods
>"Great, meet you at Chad's house"
>Arrive at chads house
>Looking for stacey
>"Anon, sorry, I don't know where stacey went. I think she's with chad upstairs in her bedroom. "
>Cry
>"It's okay anon, let me hug you :3"
>"Hey anon, you're kind of cute. Wanna come over tomorrow afternoon? I can hire a babysitter for Jamal JR and Shawntay."
