I'm 6'3, blond, blue eyes, fit, intelligent, and charming, where the FUCK is my gf
>>29547701
Post a pic faggot. Then, you'd be able to talk.
D-Did you check the bottom of the bag I gave you?
>>29547701
Man you look just like that guy. I forgot his name. That whiny kid who killed some people.
>>29548165
Ok, i lied about fit and charming. The rest is still true.
>>29548286
>blond
son the reading
>>29548395
No, actually I take it back, he looks like Ders from Workaholics
>>29547701
>Elliot could have been a Chad if he weren't so short, entitled, angry, bitter, and evil.
>>29548459
fug, this is true. benis D---X