>"Of course I'll go out with you Anon! Gosh I'm so glad you asked, I was so worried you hadn't noticed me. Where would you like to go? Oh no, really you decide. I don't mind! Ah I'm already looking forward to it!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxezbqwbTVY ]
>"Hey, guess what. Guess! You know that guy I was telling you about? The guy from class! Anon, that's right. Well guess who just asked me to go out with him tomorrow! I know I can't believe it either. I almost gave up trying to get him to notice me, but then he just came over and asked me out. Of course I'll tell you how it goes. Gosh I really do hope I find something to wear!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_VoUayg2gs ]
>>29546986
>Of course I'll go out with you Anon!
*wakes up*
>>29546986
>"Of course I'll go out with you Anon!
then after dinner
>"Oh, but you knew this was just as friends, right? I thought you understood that! Besides, I'm not looking for a relationship right now, you know?"
>drop her off at her apartment
>45 minutes later Chad is breeding her into unconsciousness
>"Anon I really do want to be with you. I can understand why wouldn't believe me, I struggle with the idea that you like spending time with me too. But I mean it Anon, I really do. I doubt I'll ever meet someone I relate to as much as you. Well you know how I feel Anon, I'll let you decide if you want to keep seeing me."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUS9dljoaQ ]
>too unlikable
>I'm just that cool funny guy to fellow males but women find me too vulgar
>>29547553
That hit close to home. Isn't Tinder great?
>>29546986
Hey escortbro. How you doing these days?
>>29546986
Nah. Fuck that. I don't enjoy leaving the house.
It's hot outside and my ass gets all sweaty.
