This happened yesterday
>Parents on holiday trip, i am alone at home for a week
>Talking with girl i know on facebook
>solid 8/10
>"Hey, its summer, dont you have a lot of free time?"
>"Yeah, don't you?"
>"Yeah... why don't you come over and we watch a film or make a cake or something?"
>Oh my god did i just invited a girl
>"Why not"
>jizzalittle.jpg
>She comes 2 hours later
>Talk for a bit, we laugh, everything goes pretty ok
>We sit on the sofa and we start making up, we didnt even put a film
>We go to my bed
>we get naked
>itshappening.exe
>"Wait a sec"
>i had a box with condoms i bought like a year ago, didnt get laid since that
>Open box
>empty
>wat
>I remember that i fucking used all of them to put things up my ass and masturbate
times you cucked yourself
um.. couldnt you just have oral sex with one another?
>needing Mr. Trojan to tell you when you can cum and when you cant
Yeah you're cucked alright
>>29545328
Never cucked myself.
Go on with the story
>>29545328
>make a cake
What the fuck
Making stuff up on the internet is fun until you realize no-one believes it and sages your bullshit
Why are you going straight for intercourse? The first few sexual relations should be hand/oral only.
>>29545390
yeah thats what we did at the end, actually we both had a pretty good time
>>29545361
girls love that shit hombre
>>29545361
i had one of those oreo cakes that you can cook in 15 min and you can eat it after 1 hour
>7th grade
>somehow get number of girl i liked from other class and who was way out of my fucking league, at least i thougts so
>somehow we end up chatting over the phone but never talked in real life cause i was literally scared of talking to her and droping spaghetti
>she liked me (at least my personality over messages and i wasnt ugly)
>eventually realize i need to take next move and i stop responding to her messages
God fucking damn it i wish i can time travel and beat the fuck out of myself
Whats worse is that i have more stories where i pussied the fuck out when girl was interested
