>tfw your ass is so hairy it's like shitting through a net
>>29544954
>tfw it takes half an eternity to wipe
I onced shaved it and it was great for two weeks but it just grows back and it's so hard and awkward to shave it as well. Maybe I'll wax my asscrack one day, thick hair is literally hell.
Honestly I just take a shower then proceed to rip out all the hairs around my asshole. It works pretty well and doesn't hurt that much.
>>29544954
>tfw everytime you wipe anus there's a bit of blood in the paper
Get a trimmer or a pair of scissors up there
I shaved it once and the stubble made it feels like I had sandpaper between my ass. It was so painful I could barely walk.
>>29545025
I can't get a good enough grip. Those fuckers are on there good. Plus afraid of the sharp stubble grow back.
>>29545025
Note you want to give your ass a few minutes to dry before you start ripping out.
>>29545034
every time if I'm not at home. when I have to shit at mr. shekelsteins office my asshole is in big trouble, even with wet whipes.
at home i bought a bidet because the shit was out of control.
>>29545043
if you rip out the root of the hair it wont grow back thicker
>tfw have too wipe my ass every few hours
I WIPE IT EVERY TIME AFTER TAKING A SHIT, WHY IS SHIT THERE AGAIN AFTER SOME HOURS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29545158
Maybe your asshole as a leak?
Is that possible?
>>29545177
I had some anal leakage when I had a hemorrhoids
>>29545205
Hemorrhoids sound absolutely scary to me.
>shaved a large perimeter around my asshole last night
Feels good. But it feels sort of like my butt crack is constantly "wet" even though it's bone dry.
>>29545290
just wait until that stubble grows in there. it will feel like your asshole is on fire.
and just pray none of the hairs get ingrown.
My as whole thinks it's some clever artist dabbing shit stain portraits on my underwear with its stupid lube brush.
>>29545428
Autocorre t fuk u . pube not lube
IKTF OP
It's impossible to get clean with toilet paper. It just smears the hair into your asshole. Every month or so a little nugget of congealed shit and knotted hair gets stuck up in there and I have to rip it out.
>>29545495
yeah man, I get those too. have to cut them out with a scissor sometimes. those little poo nuggets are motherfuckers
>>29545276
I've had them before, they aren't that bad. Like its basically just a swollen part of a vein near your asshole that is uncomfortable and can be painful if walking too much.
Put some prep H on there, drink water and take it easy for a week and you're back to norman.
Has anyone tried waxing? I don't even care if women do it I just want to wipe without leaving half the tp in my ass
Here's something for you that might help.
>>29544954
>>29545495
Jesus, either trim or use wetwipes you retards
Tfw will never get fucked because of haory ass
>>29545711
I can't imagine being gay with an ass hairy like mine. Yeah, you'd never get fucked. No one would want to stick their dick into this jungle.
>>29545642
Someone told me that's a horrible idea to actually try. Like they tried it and it didn't end well, forget the story.
I wanna shave my entire ass bc I have a feminine looking butt, yet it sounds like to much work and a hassle to keep trimmed, and it'd be weird to explain to my family when they saw it
>>29545957
See what? Your leftover ass hairs?
>>29545957
>Anon, why don't you show your father and I your butt anymore?
>>29545957
IT'S ANUS INSPECTION DAY
>>29545025
>doesn't hurt that much.
Fuck man, it hurts like hell for me.
>>29546263
>>29546337
>>29546358
We walk around naked quite often
>>29545957
Why would your family see your butt anon?
>not using baby wipes
It amazes me that people think dry paper can effectively clean their asshole.
>>29546639
Are you and your family a hippie society or something? Why would you want to see your family members naked? What a lack of decorum.
>>29546777
My parents are yeah, I've been used to it, but mostly broke the habit
>>29545158
I have this as well, though I think my farts are to blame.
