>be 22
>virgin
>yesterday
>sit on couch browsing stuff on phone
>suddenly messenger is ringing
>it's the cute girl that i kissed once at a uni party but blew it with because when she asked if i'd go home with her i just said i'd rather sleep at my own place
>i decline because i think she called by accent
>she calls again
>rushes down to my room to talk with her
>trembling
>"hi anon, how's it going? what have you been doing today?"
>converse a little bit
>she's a little tipsy
>"hey anon, how virgin was it you said you were?"
>"u-uh, well we kissed that one time"
>more conversing
>"so when are you coming?"
>it is basically a bootycall
>past midnight so no busses going until like hours later
>ihavenowayofgettingtoyou.jpeg
>convo somehow ends
>lay in bed, freaked out. what's happening?
>1 hour 30 min pass
>she calls again
(cont.)
does no one know how to pretype? Jesus christ the niggers on this site
>>29544789
>hey anon, how virgin was it you said you were?
wut
OC
>>29544789
>hey anon, how virgin was it you said you were?
lmao
I am SO virgin
but honestly OP I don't think this is a good way to lose your virginity, to some drunk slag
then again my opinions are worthless and I probably won't lose my virrginity ever so idk
>(cont.)
don't bother
if I wanted to read normalfag drivel I'd go to facebook
>>29544851
And you expect us to help you with such a display of racism?
I was initially interested in the thread, but now I'm not. Saged
>>29544888
nice trips
shit post
that isn't even the OP
>>29544789
>"hey anon, how virgin was it you said you were?"
The fuck? You drunk OP or just suck at english?
>>29544789
>"hey anon, how virgin was it you said you were?"
What a real story, true human interaction.
>>29544942
OP is providing a story for us, he is giving you free entertainment, stop trying to poke holes in his story
sorry bros I'm european so I sperged a bit on the grammar there
nice to be a new meme tho
(cont.)
>she says "don't you have a bicycle or something?"
>say my flatmate has some roller blades I could use
>okay.jpg
>rollerblade over to her house
>she lets me in but tells me to be quiet
>we sneak up to her room
>she closes the door and says "sooo"
>I don't know what to say so I begin picking up her possessions
>ask her about them and she tells me
>she puts some music on
>we lay down
>"so did you make it home from that party ok in the end"
>"yes"
>"gosh i was so drunk i don't remember what i even said, i hope i didn't embarras myself"
>"you asked me to have sex with you"
>"Oh no!"
>tells me she's sorry for embarrasing me and that she must have been drunker than i thought
>okay
>sit there quietly
>roller blade home eight miles at 4am
Did I fuck up??
>>29544983
What do you think? Yes. You were asked to come have sex with someone and you nervously declined
>>29544888
How can you be such an insufferable SJeW when you have such glorious Hitler trips?
>>29544983
Yeah you did.
This story coupled with this pointless and gay thread tells me you're a legitimate moron, so there wasn't much hope for you anyway.
You did good, Jesus will smile upon you
>>29544983
Lmao maybe the fact that you rollerbladed there dried up her pussy.
>>29544983
Why would you even ask us when you already know the answer?
Yes, you fucked up and you're a huge idiot.
(Real OP here)
(cont.)
>"what are you doing?"
>"just laying in bed"
>converse a bit
>she asks if I'm coming again
>say something along the lines of it being really sudden
>she realizes why I'm afraid but says that I had more than an hour to get ready
>ends saying if I can get my act together I call her again
>ohshit.jpeg
>next minutes my brain is on literal speed
>call her after 5 minutes, knowing when the bus leaves, etc etc etc
>I say I can be there in an hour and 15 min
>it's like 20 minutes until 2
>now she kind of backs off saying that's too long
>we converse some more
>now it's literally just random chitchat, but it's very nice
>get reminded we have some nice chemistry
>ask if we can meet the next friday instead
>she's going travelling and she leaves already tomorrow
>ends out with her saying that I should sleep really really nice
>"we'll look at it some other time"
>>29544876
she was just a little tipsy really, I wouldn't call her a "drunk slag" at all. She IS really nice, and nice to talk to, I hung out with her for a lot of hours at that first party where we kissed, but when I met her a week later, I had built up all these expectations which kind of ended out in me sperging out over texts, which kind of stopped everything. that was like 2 months ago.
>>29545045
fucking this kek
>>29544983
>Did I fuck up??
Nah. She shouldn't expect a homosexual to have sex with her.
You are gay, right?
please notice that OP uses .jpeg and not .jpg
I can't believe you are so retarded
>>29544789
>no bus
Take a fucking cab you dumb cunt.
>>29545109
lmao yeah i should have
would've been worth it since she didn't go to bed until 3 anyway
>>29544983
>>rollerblade over to her house
god damn my sides
>>29545098
>please notice that OP uses .jpeg and not .jpg
what is the difference
how can you tell
>>29545136
because i'm OP. notice of the 3 greentext stories, two of them use .jpeg instead of .jpg
i did get a good laugh off the rollerblades story though, well memed friend
>>29545161
Your story was almost as pathetic though. Isn't the girl supposed to be the pure virgin afraid of "not being ready"? Sad that the reverse is becoming more and more common
>>29545224
>Sad that the reverse is becoming more and more common
why is this sad?
>>29545259
Sad because western males are becoming driveless lowtest sissies who don't breed because of their lifestyle and environment. These are sign of a dying civilization
>>29545052
are you the real rel OP?
that's okay. next time don't cuck it. and get prepared for this moment bro.
i'm not telling you to fuck a watermelon
>>29544983
This post just shows how fucking pointless this thread was, here's a (You)
>>29545388
yeah, next time hopefully it'll be under better circumstances, and we both hung out a bit before going to her place? next time would be the 3rd time she's asked. third time's the charm
also for OP confirmation see
>>29545098
>>29545161
>>29545438
or i mean just the 3rd time, who knows if i'll ask
>>29545438
>and we both hung out a bit before going to her place?
if you can handle your spaghetti like a real man do it. you have to stay playful, and breathe, that's it. also, you have to initiate the sex and take control of what's happening between the sheets. do it.
>>29544983
>rollerblade over to her house
>>29544983
god dammit lol
>>29544983
This is the greatest greentext I've ever read on this shit site
Well done BASED ANON
>>29544983
oh boy 10/10
origamo
>>29544789
>Girl txts me
>Come over Friday night
>I haven't seen her for 4 months
>She ment to txt to another guy with my name
Feels bad man
