What is your catchphrase, robots?
most heard by other people : ""i think i might be autistic""
Most thought off ""god i hate my life""
my favorite ""if you do X thing ill shoot myself""
"You're right, it should be that way."
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"Well what the hell are you looking at me for, it was your idea"
>>29543078
Out loud:
"S-sorry"
In my head:
"I could do it.. but it would be easier to kill myself"
Online:
:^)
"There are no brakes on the Marcus train"
"Don't do today what can be done tomorrow"
"Fuck it"
"I want to die"
One of those three
>>29543078
"Fucking Jews man"
Having people around you who actually find Hitler jokes funny is pretty cash desu
Out loud: "yeah"
In my head "i wanna kill myself"
>well, I guess now is a good time to kill myself
"We don't live in a fucking cartoon, catchphrases are for autists"
>>29543078
It's not my fault.
Somehow that wasnt original.
Probably "oh lovely" Or "just fuck my shit up"
Funny how many times I've changed it, really. I always come back to "It is what it is" in the end
>implying i speak enough to have a catchphrase
"Oops" or "sorry", I say this almost unconsciously.
>>29543078
"Ugh. You don't get me. But I'll get you and hurt you!"
Despite being leftist trash, I usually go with "The Jews did this".
>>29543273
Report of the week?
the land to the peasants, the factories to the workers
>>29543256
"Meh..." *listens to music*
"I want to die.", "Just fucking kill me please.", and "Make it stop.".
>>29543291
Those who work in the mills should own them.
Well, you win some you lose some I guess, I dont fucking know.
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>>29543296
Oops I forgot the image that is not a good thing
>>29543282
No, it's just something my father used to say so it stuck to me. The only catchphrase I had which didn't get inspired by someone close to me at a point was one I can't stand saying anymore
>>29543078
>WAWWAL
what a world, what a life
>tfw people in IRL life start repeating your catchphrase
"10/10 solid effort" in vidya games and shit
"haha I really want to kill myself sometimes" all the time evryday
"I am such a fucking loser, why is that?"
"I know I am weird, I embrace it" when people mock my taste of music/clothing at work
"another day another dollar" before i head to work
>>29543670
Should probably follow up on that second one
Probably "Goddammit" or "This some bullshit"
>>29543078
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>>29543748
This thread is autistic and you're all a bunch of faggots oregano
>>29543078
I hate normies
I hate Stacey
I hate Chad
I hate Redditors
I hate Tumblrinas
I hate Conservatives
I hate Liberals
I hate Blacks, Whites, Asians, Muslims, Mexicans, Aboriginals
I hate everyone
But most of all
I hate myselfI say this to myself every morning in the mirror
>>29543809
3edgy5me
crawl me up inside
>>29543881
I don't mean to be edgy this is just how I feel I don't like anyone but I also hate myself and think I'm a piece of shit
>>29543910
Whatever, nothing personnel kid
>>29543078
"Motherfucking shit cunt."
"Yea I said it."