Aaaaaah. Oh, hello wagecuck. Don't you look tired. What's up with that? Huh. Well why would cram 7 days worth of life into one night when you know you have to do chores all day today. Oh right, someone owns you and all your other days.
Is that. . .instant coffee? Ugh, wagie. Gross. I'm sorry man. I'm just used to a high-quality product.
You see, as a NEETlord, I drink only the purest coffees, watch only the finest animes, and only the freshest foods. I have time to take car of myself, you see.
Ah well, wagie-poo. Back to the desperate, frantic struggle against time that is your life.
Oh, and wagie? Another day, another dollar.
I just want everyone to die. Most days at work consist of me just staring off into the abyss, waiting for a rogue black hole to obliterate our solar system.
I don't want a job, but I need to get one, how do I get something that doesn't make me kill myself? There's also a somewhat recent misdemeanor to contend with.
>tfw government employee
>tfw literally belong to my employer
>>29543005
>Is that. . .instant coffee?
Nah.
It's freshly picked orange juice along with a healthy, nutritious and natural breakfast made from my loving girlfriend.
Speaking of which, you do have a girlfriend as well, right?
>take car
Oops! Accidentally project a bit there neetslave? That's okay man, I know you can't afford a vehicle but that's okay though, I'm sure the parents you live with provide rides.
God I love these threads. It's like high school again when the weird kids would try to act superior lol.
>>29543005
>Not doing your chores throughout the week so you don't have to spend 3+ hours doing them on one day.
My god. Do you fag NEETS have nothing better to do? On a Sunday? Like at least sleep till 4 like you usually do.
Hybrid wageneet here, you can't fucking English for shit, what the hell.
>>29544429
Hybridcuck, do you just have a part time job to appease parents so u can stay with them?
Thisruins the wageKEKS last few hours of freedom
