>girl is interested in you
>has really big boobs
>tfw closet pedo
>>29542893
I've been there, bro.
I've had women hit on me that looked like the average chad's 10/10, but I just couldn't reciprocate any of it. I can't get excited by giant tits, heavy make-up, or Playboy model "womanly" proportions.
I just want a compact little cutie to cuddle with.
>>29542893
why not both?
original666
>>29543666
>why not both?
Because large "womanly" features just don't do it for pedos. A 4'11" petite cutie with long natural hair in her 20's might fit the bill, but anyone that looks like a "mom", with fat hips, large breasts, heavy makeup, a perm hairstyle, painted nails, lots of tacky jewelry hanging off her wrinkled body... is an instant turn-off.
Sadly, that description fits 90% of women over the age of 18.
>>29543811
>tfw interested in either large "womanly" features or petite "girly" features the inbetween just doesn't do it for me
Truly confusing. Is my personality split or something?