GAY SUMMER CAMP
>When people reach a certain age they get sent to Gay Summer Camp
>It is obligatory for every boy
>They arrive in yellow busses
>The camp is separated into two different areas
>Two nurses are standing my the enterance
>"Seme, you go to the left entrance"
>"Uke, you go to the right entrance"
>In the next room a woman in millitary uniform holds a speech. "All right! You've been chosen for the noble mantle of seme! In these comming days you will work out seven hours daily, drink protein shakes, learn about steroids, get penis enlargement and more. Rest assured that we will make you the best seme that you can be!"
>In the other room "Okay everybody, as you all know you've been chosen for uke, for some of you that means learning how to take better care of yourself and dropping a few pounds, but we will take care of that. The next days we're gonna have so much fun with make-up, cross-dressing, watch anime, learn about biology and hormones therapies. Rest assured you will be a perfect bottom when we're done with you".
This goes on for a week, after they are ready to spend their lives together and raise many children. No one gets left behind, nobody gets to be ugly outsiders! God bless america!
>>29542746
>raise many children.
Hows that gonna work?
>seme and uke
gross fujoshi spotted, thread hidden, saged
>>29542746
>The next day the seme camp gets up at six am to do a triatlon. consisting of running, svimming, bisycling. Then they eat foods to get lean gains, spiked with a little steroid and wheigtloss supplement.
>The ukes get up at ten o'clock after having their beaty sleep. The really fat ones are sent out for a quick liposuction. The others watch an episode of magical girls show and videos of cute cats. Then they learn about diet and make vegan food together for lunch.
>After lunch the semes get sent to dick surgery. The doctor makes sure that everyone has gets at least 9inches, and a relatively fitting amount of thickness. Meanwhile, in the waiting room they lift wheights and drink protein shakes while calling each other "bruh" and saying stuff to get each other pumped. "Wuuh thats some sick lifts bruh, I can see the seme biceps just growing! You're getting swole bruh!"
>Meanwhile, in the uke camp they're reading yaoi fanfics and learning to express their emotion from a female nurse. "But Nurse, I think gay sex is kind of icky" says one of them "Oh Anon, it is so normal, it's just something every uke has to go through." She pulls down a chart of a penis inside a butt "As you can see here anon, you actually have a prostate in your butt, so God actually meant for you to do this, it is everybody wants!" Anon pauses to think "But poop comes out there!" The nurse smiles "You know Anon, this is actually a perfect opportunity, in the bag you got when you came yesterday there is a little pump thats called an enema, why don't you all find your enemas and we will discuss how to clean your butts! Yay! Thats fun!".
>>29542746
>It is obligatory for every boy
Even the ugly ones?
>>29542780
A handpicked collection of genetically perfect Stacies make the babies from the extracted sperm of their fathers. Thus making every generation genetically superior to the last, whilst keeping the genetic variation high.
It's just the way it has to be Anon, no more bloodbaths over pussy!
Keep em breeding until their vaginas fall out.
>>29542833
Gay camp prides itself on its "leave no behind" attitude. For everyone the journey to becomming the ideal homo is different, perhaps you just have to drop a few pounds. Or perhaps we have to send you back and forth between surgeries for a week. Rest assured, you will be a pretty boy perfect for a gay romance when we're finished with you.
>>29542746
i would rather get turned into a cute girl and visit camp sherwood
>>29542790
>For dinner the semes eat egg, with beef, chicken and salmon. Together with vitamin pills and acaii berry smoothy.
>Then they do a quick work out before moving on to biology. The teacher pulls down the chart of a penis inside a butt "This is the act of penetration. As you can see the penis is inside the butt where it is supposed to be. This is what gives the greates form of pleasure of the seme". Somebody puts their hand in the air "I though maybe I could get a gf?" says anon. "Oh, sometimes when a boy fucks another boy in the ass very much, the other boy decides to become a girl to make him happy. So if that is your dream, then yeah, chase your dreams! Ram that ass every night, as is your duty!".
Fujoshi trash GET OFF MY BOARD!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
>dividing in seme and uke
>recreating the women's power play all over again
>After another vegan excuse for food with dinner slapped on top of it, the ukes have deepthroat training. The class is called "Throat a dick, don't get sick" and they all have different sizes of dildoes on their desks.
>After that they have cross dressing class, that ends abruptly because they have to go to bed.
>After a long day of learning they are organized into couples of uke and seme.
>"Okay anon-chan, you're gonna share beds with anon-senpai. I see all the ukes have been put in their chastity devices, I hope yours was small enough. Here are your girl jammies, have fun tonight!"
>"Anon-sempai, we've given you a generous dose pills. You are producing a lot of testosterone. You will probably have a huge erection, but don't worry, it is completely normal. You will be sharing bed with anon-chan tonight. Be a man and sleep comando! Do your duty tonight! Be a MAN!"
>>29543163
there better be something new quick
But what benefit would there be for mandating a Gay Summer Camp?
>>29543357
We need gay camps because a child deserves two fathers.
Higher productivity with all male workplaces. Women are busy breeding. In their breeding camps. Men can work and raise children together. Households with two male incomes.
The benefits are endless.
http://exhentai.org/g/935854/aa35b83f7b/
I'm straight and I fapped to this.
>>29543517
It's what we have to do
It's the only way they'll learn
>>29543517
>http://exhentai.org/g/935854/aa35b83f7b/
exhentai won't let me login for some reason, pls dump here
>>29543659
>he doesn't know how to get past sad panda
We don't appreciate your kind around here, normie.
>>29542746
I would totally attend as a uke! I'm already studying hormones, watching sexualized anime, and buying panties, so i'm gonna be the perfect uke for sure.
>>29543717
nah..it'd have to be seme for me if fag camp was unavoidable
>>29543702
No I get the login screen but it won't let me login
>>29543717
Well what more should they be doing at gay summer camp?
>>29543848
Search for ExHentain Easy v2, baka.
>>29542746
This is incredible. I'd take of my mask in yellow for this to be real. Continue, prophetanon.
Seme pls.
Goddamnit I just masturbated and this thread had to come up now
fuck
>>29544048
I have it installed. I have my prostate stimulator on now and I'd like to fap.
>>29544143
Clear cookies, log into e-hentai. I dunno man. I'm not going to spoon feed you.
>uke
Lost it right there.
>>29544219
what's the name of the manga? I'm not on my home computer so I can't download shit on my browser but I bet I can find it if I know the name
Seme here
Which one of you sissy boy ukes wants to jack me off as I read this thread?
>>29544143
>http://exhentai.org/g/935854/aa35b83f7b/
i'm getting login failures too, i even made another forum account in case something happened to my normal one but no dice
>>29544272
Faggot Camp, says in the corner
couldn't tell you the artist name though
>>29544291
post your thick cock so i can finger myself <3
>>29544291
I-i'll do it senpai, but i have to attend "Deep throat a dick, but don't get sick" class first
>>29544291
P-please pick me!
please, fuck my tight little butt
>tfw love traps and cute bois but only the feminine part
>would make a perfect seme
>>29544346
found the artist
>>29544364
cute butt anon!post cock
>>29544471
nice, what's their name?
>>29544375
You've gotta do what you've gotta do.
I'm straight. I fuck and dominate women, but I can fuck a cute boi because that is okay to do sometimes, and somewhat expected here in Norway.
Uke class of summer 2016.jpg
Do you get to choose in which camp you'll go?
>>29544727
No
They look at you and see what camp you could do best in. So if you're a cute boy deadly afraid of being fucked in the ass you'll just have to accept your destiny.
Seme who let themselves get fucked in the ass gets expelled. They should never do such a shameful thing!
>offering up your boipucci to anyone but your true love
shameful
>>29542781
white barafag chick who reads buzzfeed and consumes non-problematic western hentai with awful pastel colors detected
>>29544772
That fucking sucks, i want to be a seme.
>>29544603
Orjalaiva
they don't have too much presence online
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Orjalaiva/417235/Fag-Bag
>>29544832
Btw, what are the requirements for seme and uke?
>>29544668
But Armin and Naruto are kill
>Tfw you will never have a loving sissy bf who is submissive to your every masculine desire and could also pass for a chick in public
>>29544812
Well, the first time you have sex you can have some nurses and a therapist watching and holding your hand as he fucks you. Cheering you on and being happy for you.
And you will get such good education. No uke gets left behind. You will be a cockserving buttslut who loves to dress and give his seme the key to his chastity device.
>>29544364
you better be caged up
>>29544973
/pol/ is cute! i want him to impregnate me
>>29544973
post more /polgbt/!
>>29544864
SOMEBODY PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION PLEASE!!!
>>29545010
>censored
why
that's one of my favorite pics
Could we try to make chastity cage into just common courtesy for cute bois?
They look really cute and I would enjoy fucking their ass more as a result.
>>29544559
O-ok
>>29544975
Mine isnt very good :c I want a nice one.
>>29545074
I think censor bars are cute!
>>29545074
A nameless hero from the shadows delivers, only to dissapear from wence he came.
>>29545097
your cock looks great on your smooth tummy! 10/10 would suck~
>>29545100
penises are cuter
>>29545097
I want to lick it
>>29545119
Looks like they didn't even know why, but somehow they felt that it was right to do this. They're just going along to see where it goes.
>>29545124
B-but that's not what my cock is for! I wish it was locked up :c
>>29545139
Th-thanks
>>29545195
>B-but that's not what my cock is for!
Cocks like yours are just MADE for sucking! How big is it cutie?
>>29545220
S-six and a half inches or so...
>>29545230
That's a nice size for a cutie like you! Do you have a cage for it?
Is this some kind of fit/effay fanfic erotica?
>>29545356
/pol/ and /lgbt/
>>29543517
what if someone farted tho
>>29545195
more butt in panties please
>>29545531
Buttplugs in their butt
>>29545282
Yeah but it's cheap and not good
>>29543659
>>http://exhentai.org/g/935854/aa35b83f7b/
there is more to this, right? I remember seeing others
>TFW this will actually affect some robots
>>29545439
That just makes the shitposting stronger, you idiot
>>29543517
Imagine being gay with straight friend. Then paying someone to kidnap you both and put you in a fag bag for the night. Then police can come find you next morning. Its the perfect crime.
>>29543517
>rubber bag
>no airholes
Ah i see the punishment for not being a homo is death.
Good sruff OP
>>29542746
THERE ARE NO ROCKS LIKE THAT IN THE SEEEEEEEA!!!! REEEEEEE!!!!!
>>29544781
Thank you for pointing that out.
There is nothing beautiful in becoming a man-satcy.
tfw you are a trap and even people on here think you are a girl. life is good my friend.
>>29547008
Lucky slut. How do I into makeup
>>29547008
Post pic RIGHT NOW
>>29543517
MOAR
And honestly it is quite well written, my family.
I especially like "delusions of heterosexuality", that was a nice touch.
>>29547073
just watch youtube tutorials familia
>>29547109
nope, i'm trying to see how long people will think I'm a femanon for. If anyone ever figures it out I'll post pics in trap threads. But until then I don't want to blow my cover
>>29546600
Apart from the fact that it is obviously leaking their sweat. And there is a hole in the top where their arms come out, you're like almost correct. And by almost I mean that you're a whacky retard.
>>29544798
that's strangely specific
also
>women
>liking bara
Stop
I wish I were gay.
Are there many gays who don't do butt stuff but mostly suck each other off? I don't find butt stuff erotic at all.
>>29547225
There are quite a few guys like that
>>29547225
me
I've had sex with 3 different guys and none of those times involved anal. And none of those times did the other guy push for anal. If you make it clear you just want oral/handjobs then you're fine.
>>29542746
>people actually fap to this shit
This is truly pathetic
>>29542746
>Yaoi thread
>Shingeki no Kyojin OP pic
Off my board, plebeian.
>>29544772
I don't see what the negatives of being expelled are
Where's the fun in only ever doing the dicking. Being dicked is glorious.
>>29542746
Eremin is best ship
>>29542746
Post this shit on /trash/ you filthy arse bandit
So this is what years of isolation and absence of sex does to a person
>>29542746
How would you're mother feel if she knew you fapped to this
>>29545919
That doesn't stop the smell
>>29542746
this is why Omar Mateen opened fire on your butt buddies
>>29547421
If you don't pass gay summer camp you have to work in the caves along side niggers, fat women, arabs and other lower races.
You would be like a robot, but without Wifi and be a wagecuck for the perfect gay nuclear family masterrace ruling the planet.
>>29547826
Also you don't get treatment to become the best you at gay camp. That offers dickextensions to at least 9" for all semes. And pretty beautifull head of hair for ukes, and hairless bodies.
It is a good deal for just a little gay sex. Man up and fuck butt. Looking ugly is worse then being gay.
>>29547896
>>29547826
I'll just pretend until camp is over, then steal away other semes from their perfect families like a true homewrecker
>>29547976
gaycamp is a potent facility of indoctrination, you will be a good uke/seme after you've been broken down and built up again. Perfect for the gay new world.
>>29546685
>testicles that look like PUFFY VULVA
holy shit that is so fucking hot
>tfw no qt femboi near me
>>29548259
>testicles that look like PUFFY VULVA
>holy shit that is so fucking hot
I know, right? I might dump a few.
>>29548326
Please do anon, my dick wants more
>>29548337
It's not like I have them marked or anything, I'll just go through my trap folder and try to find similar pics.
>>29548337
Puffy enough for you, faggot?
>>29548370
>tfw no class-rep senpai futa gf with puffy balls
JUST.
>>29548198
There's always one black sheep
>>29548198
>gay new world
this thread does sound like a faggoty Huxlian dystopiathat i would happily be a part of
>tfw there is no camp irl
>>29548445
Oh wow, this one's surprisingly good.
>>29548412
Thats pretty puffy but2d > 3d
>>29542746
That sounds really gay OP.
>>29548467
About halfway through the folder now. Only posting the best stuff or trying to.
>>29548506
Striped pantsu look pretty good on puffy balvulva.
>>29548448
>tomoko 48
Can you post your whole tomoko folder as a zip pls
>>29544798
>not liking bara
I don't understand
>>29548531
Oh well, this is embarassing. Please don't look, senpai.
This is one hell of a glorified BRAAAAP thread
>>29548536
>asking someone to post their reaction folder
thats something you just don't do anon.
>>29548550
The one on the left has a puffy ballvulva, but the right one is the best.
8/8 would marry
>>29548574
But you will do it for me, right anon?
>>29548536
>not screenshotting and cropping all your own reactions
>>29548584
>tfw no lewd trap maid gf to orally inject you with calcium shots daily
>>29548595
I'm not him, but no, he likely won't.
>>29548631
Is anyone still here? 370/490. Gonna post a few more then I'm done.
>>29545097
>cut
disgusting
>>29548671
Turns out I have quite a few pics saved multiple times. Is there a software that would find the copies for me and delete all but the highest-resolution one?
>>29548682
Seriously his dick looks all dry and weird
Why the fuck do people think doing this to their children is a good idea? The Jews are too powerful nerf pls
>>29548703
Kitio ballvulva best ballvulva.
>>29548733
Turns out I've got this picture saved like 10 times, so I'm gonna post it. Apparently, it's a good one.
>>29548766
Do you have more with uncut cocks, uncut cocks are nicer
>>29548733
Not Kitio but Kirito. God damn it. It's late. I think I'm done. Ending with the best pic.
>>29542790
>oral anabolics
never gonna make it
Boys should be cute and have sex all the time. R9k proves that. We must vote for Donald Trump. He will make it happen.
Killing all muslims is just the start.
>>29549183
Agreed.
We need to turn Mecca into a boi training resort
>>29543517
I am pretty sure nipples don't work like that
>tfw i kissed 3 boys in a party yesterday
>>29549228
why would you want a cute boi facility in a region of ugly people?
Thats like starting up a financial school in Somalia.
>>29549546
Did yousuck any dicks? Take any in the ass?
>tfw know I can get a boyfriend really easily and have flirted with many guys on tinder who I would gladly suck off in one second but am worried how my family would react
kill me
>>29549563
No, but one of them masturbate me in the bed while my friend was sleeping right next to us.
>>29542746
It's like you peered right into the deepest fears of every conservative homophobe. "Fuckin gay agenda I tell you what they want to send our kids to gay summer camp and force 'em all to be homos."
>>29549607
I feel this feel too.
They wouldn't understand that I am just a striaght guy fucking cute bois as a hobby. They would think I was a fag, a freak!
>>29549621hot as fuck dude, what else did you do
post more stories
Is it heterosexual if I want a girl to push me into homosexuality?
What if I prefer to be a bottom but I'm pretty manly and dominant in day to day life?
>>29549798
then you're a teddy bear
>>29549846
But I have the athletic, hairless body of a twink though.
>>29549699
There is nothing better than when you make out so hard with the other guy that he literally begs you to stop, otherwise he was going to suck me right there, in the middle of the party.
We lay down in the bed, i flipped his back to me and started humping my dick on his butt, shame we were clothed though, i wanted to fuck him so bad, but it wasn't possible, everybody there would know.
You see, gay sex is kinda rough, i think my friend saw us making out hard in the bed, it's difficult to make little noise.
>>29549798
Cute. You are just like my current fuck friend.
>>29549798
*Looks at you with tears in his eyes*
Well then you are LOST!
I have seen a security hologram of Anonkin topping... Semes.
>>29550006
>>29550064
IN MY OPINION UKES ARE EVIL
>>29549798
This is me.
I'm too strong to be pushed around, but sex talk is infuriating.
>Don't fucking tell me to beg for your dick, I could break you like a twig if I felt like it.
>>29549623
Yeah. Aren't they kinky?
Imagine being sent to that camp with a therapist? you even have the diagnosis "Delusions of heterosexuality". And you know those damn faggots train them at a young age,
When your nurse sees your package is fully opperational you get sent right to fag camp. As is required by strict global legislation.
And you know that there is like a fifty percent chance that you're gonna be brainwashed into a cock gobbling sex slave that loves taking dicks in your ass. OR you will be a masculine gush of muscles with a 9inch long cock who can't resist the urge to fuck boipussy no matter how straight you are.
You wouldn't even get off the bus before they put you in the fag bag: >>29543517
>>29550439
We already have anal, oral, and homosexuality taught in sex ed as early as 5th grade. Fag camp isn't that far off.
>>29550522
It should be taught at kindergarden. Perhaps some adventures the prince rescues another prince, and they spend their life together and adopt black babies.
Or the prince gets the princess, but discovers that it is actually a prince in disguise. And they lived happily ever after because love knows no gender.
Or!! OR!!!
We kind of sneak a gay couple, who live together, and bathe together, share beds when the thunder is scary. Perhaps in a really popular program for children, like sesame street. Perhaps we call them Bernt and Ernie. So that children, subconsciously, accept the idea of gay relationships.
>>29550419
>tfw no cute strong guy for me to dominate and fuck his tight ass while he tries to deny his fag side
This thread needs me.
>>29550581
>black babies
gross, didn't you read the OP?
The idea here is to make generations of top tier gay specimens with the best genetics.
>tfw I'll never be punished for not doing everything in my power to be a cute boy
I want to be put in the fag bag!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE5RUNGfL_w
The nuclear gay family
>>29550620
>tfw no cute twinky guy who ambushes me on the bed when I get home from the gym, horny but too weak to put up a fight
Ernie was always thirsty...
See the subliminal brainwashing going on here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHUOZWu7soY
Gay Summer Camp ERP Group WHEN
Counselors! Cute Boys! Cock!Romance~!!
>>29551415
GAY NWO
Group boys into two
Capture all women and make them breed
Put gayhating races such as muslims in harsh wagecucking labor
>>29542746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-s-ReYuVCU
when did r9k become so fucking gay? You bastards, there was never any gay shit when I was around.
>>29552461
We all realized the alternative to women.and the /lgbt/ raides helped too
>>29552564
Wish you guys had realized that sooner, when I was still young and cute.
>>29549798
tfw bottom but not a cute boy but just a regular looking guy and it seems like most guys prefer feminine looking men
>>29552620
Older ukes are qt too. They make up for their age with the soft humiliation that they're being topped by a younger seme which is really hot.
>>29552662
Check mascgen on /lgbt/. Big masculine bottoms are really popular nowadays.
>>29552671
soft humiliation? more like total insecurity if some 18 year old twink wants to fuck you while you're able to grow a beard.
>>29552686
but im not that at all im just a thin tall guy and dont think i would classify as a "twink" desu. just figured most tops wouldn't be into guys like me i guess maybe im just thinking negatively
>>29542746
>It is obligatory for every boy
how about fuck yourself?
>>29553521
>he doesn't want to fuck prime boipucci
Get out fag
Hi is this the thread where I can post anime girls and act like a cute gay?
>at gay summer camp
>sneak over from the seme dorm to the front gates, then infiltrate the uke half of the camp
>enter the uke dorm secretly
>all the uke fuckboys are in aw at my physique and the massive bulge in my pants, they're practically drooling
>take a few of them to a room and fuck the daylights out of them
>leave dorm by morning before any of the counselors notice my intrusion
>>29553521
We wontake allow these transgressionservices!
Into the fag bag!
>>29542746
Eremin is best love. They are pure. They have learnt to have the truest and purest love on fag camp when they were younger.
>tfw not handsome or manly enough to be a seme
>tfw not small or cute enough to be a uke
>tfw will always be alone
>>29553975
little did you know that was what they wanted all along. your final seme test!
now you can graduate
>>29554514
>uke tries to sneak into the seme dorm building to see his boyfriend, they're madly in love
>he tries to avoid all the other semes hungry for boipussy and blowjobs
>he eventually gets caught
>taken to a room with about 6 guys
>gets more cock than a henhouse that night
>>29542746
>gays outing themselves as pedophiles
wow never expected that one you freaks
will a fatty go into seme or uke camp?
>>29555269
depends on whether he wants to fuck or get fucked
>>29556213
I think it should do more on how well they'll suit for a role, rather than personal choice.
Like everyone else really.
>>29544668
but anon thats shota, ur not a pedo are you?
>jerk off to trap doujins
>imagine myself as both the trap and the guy fucking him
>>29543517
>a whole day like that
would be hot but your knees would be made of tissue paper after that
I keep coming back to the gay meme, /r9k/. I try to avoid it but threads like these are so hot...
>>29557537
I just like passing through. Most of the images in threads like this are cute. Some of the posts are arousing, though.
>be me, uke
>get dared by my bunkmates to run around our cabin naked
>reluctant, but they promise to give me a cute bow if i do
>bravely strip and do it, but when i come back to the front its locked!
>bang on the door but they laugh don't let me in
>its getting cold and i start to cry
>a passing group of semes hear me
>they hold me nice and close to get me warm while they get the door open and berate my bunkmates
why are semes so nice and cute? they even invited me to sleep with them if i want!
>>29558189
>tfw a seme will never princess carry you back to bed and cuddle with you for the night
>>29558232
Sounds like you haven't attended faggot camp, anonymous.
>>29558867
>ywn attend faggot camp
why even live?
>a woman in millitary uniform holds a speech
>gay fantasy
Ew.
>>29543517
Is it wrong that I really wanna experience that
>>29559085
It's not wrong. I want it too.
I want a cute shy bf.
>>29560033
>tfw all traps and cuteboys are slutty
>just want a loyal qt
>best bet is a real girl
thank god im bi, if I was fully gay I dont think I could take it
>>29560086
girls are more unloyal than boys, just traps are slutty.
>>29560109
well if youre just looking for regular dudes yeah
if you want a femboy or twink youre in for a bad time
>>29560148
I'll take anyone if they love me.
