Don't do nofap guys, unless you want to wake up one day covered in goo. Fapping is healthy just maybe not everyday.
>>29542579
ill cover you in goo while you sleep faggot
remember to leave your mouth open for me like a good girl
>>29542579
>tfw we fell for the nofap meme
I don't even like this shit but it's better then waking up at 4am covered in cum
>trying to sneak to the laundry room while covering your crotch
>noticing that your parents are still awake
>going back and using the bathroom
>desperately trying to wash your pants and underwear using handsoap but trying to do so in complete silence
>going back to sleep and having to cover yourself even though it's hot as fucking hell
>having difficulty sleeping because having your crotch wet is uncomfortable
>hoping that it'll already be dry when you wake up
nofap: not even once
>>29543129
Are you fucking autistic? You had a wet dream what are your parents going to do? Excommunicate you? They've seen you shit yourself it's not the worst thing in the world
What's wrong with waking up covered in goo? That's pretty hot.
>>29543321
Yeah but it would be fucking embarrassing, like when you're watching a movie with them and a sex scene comes up but worse.
I don't need more awkward moments in my life
>>29543403
Are you 12?The most original comment of all time
>>29545067
Yeah, it would make much more sense to just go like
>Hey mom I just fucking jizzed all over my pants
Totally normal
>>29543129
this is obvious bait who the fuck wears pants in bed
>>29545562
No, you go
>Hey mom, I'm a boy and I have wet dreams like all other boys in the entire world, so I jizzed in my sleep
It's like a period for boys. She can't argue against it because it's a natural occurrence. Unless you're a slob you wouldn't wear pants two days in a row anyway, so they're gonna be washed anyway.
>>29547158
Not him, but thats still awkward as fuck. See, theres an age old meme that only pubescent 13 year olds have wet dreams because they cant control themselves. If a grown man like myself creams my pants in my sleep, that implies to people (especially women who never experienced it) that either I don't get laid, or I'm mentally retarded.
>>29542579
The more I fap the more I wake up with wet underwear
I think it's because my dick wants to cum more or something, after I fap a lot in a day I get erotic dreams
I've gone 4.5 years nofap (not even frequent fap before though) and have gotten to the point where I'm jerking it in my sleep.
idk as embarrassing as that could potentially be, it's so depressing and demoralizing to do it consciously.
>>29542579
I have never had a wet dream. Any time a dream gets remotely sexual I start to feel awkward and remove myself from the situation. In a dream. That happens in my mind.
>>29547158
It would be a natural ocurrence if the natural thing to do was have a functional dick and NOT fap, even if just enough to prevent that inconvenience or kill morning wood.
>>29548878
Me too! Or I get cucked somehow because the girl I'm about to fuck is suddenly no longer in front of me but now I'm watching her on video and she's fucking some other guy.
This is definitely an argument for NoPorn more than NoFap.
>>29549121
I've been watching porn since I was nine years old. Am I fucked?
>>29542579
I don't want to fucking jerk off though. It feels terrible, and I'm tired as hell afterwards. Honestly I'm more worried if I have to go to combat or something and I have a wet dream since wet dreams have the same effects as fapping on me. How to avoid wet dreams?
>>29549028
And I forgot the reduced risk of cancer too. Do you want to have dick cancer when you're 50?
Because if you haven't killed yourself already, losing it would certainly be motivation enough.
Once a day isn't asking a lot unless you're taking pills that make it hard to get off. (fuck zoloft)
>>29547158
>and I have wet dreams like all other boys in the entire world
I've never had one.
>>29542579
where is this OP image from
post link pls
>>29549245
As far as I know, you can't. It fucking sucks that if I don't fap 2-3 times a week I'll get creamy pants.
>>29549245
That exhaustion is from beta-endorphin release and you could easily make it less intense by getting off a lot more often.
And in combat I guarantee adrenaline would overpower that anyway.
>>29550000
consecutive digits observed
>have dream where i have an orgasm
>actually feels like an orgasm
>wake up, check pants
>clean/flaccid
>mfw
I once completely forgot to fap after a while, and didn't get any wet dreams, but after I remember and started fapping again if I stopped fapping for a while I'd get wet dreams. It's extremely annoying to jizz while you're asleep.
Feels good though
>>29550186
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME GETTING QUADS AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE WTF MY LAIFU IS COMPLETE I CAN KILL MYSELF NOW THANKS FOR ENDING MY MISERY
>>29550266
AND NOW I GOT DUBS WTF MY LIFE IS TURNING AROUND
>>29550224
You dirty hedonistic son of a bastard.
you can learn to orgasm without ejaculation
only ejaculate maybe once a month on average by accident
no wet dreams. even sexy dreams where i orgasm in the dream don't make me spew
>>29550320
teach us master
>>29550266
double gets
it's the rare meta-get
>>29550320
Retrograde ejaculation doesn't sound too healthy.
>>29550399
https://www.amazon.com/Taoist-Secrets-Love-Cultivating-Sexual/dp/0943358191
if you search you can find a torrent too if thats your thing
>>29550481
>Retrograde ejaculation
its not. you can verify this by peeing in a jar to check for semen
>>29550646
I assumed that's what you meant. Don't know the techniques to just plain not cum but I remember it being more difficult.
>>29542579
fapping once a week or so is perfectly healthy
though it's probably better to just hire a whore desu
>>29549297
Same here.
It made the wet dream talk odd for me.
>>29551023
there's a spot below the balls but above the asshole that you can press on to avoid ejaculation. Not sure how healthy it is, but chances are if your here you don't give a shit.
>>29552602
That would compress your pudendal nerve and could fuck up your ability to have orgasms.
Terrible idea.
