Should I suck a big, fat, stinky cock behind my girlfriend's back? I feel like it doesn't count as cheating if it's homosex. I've been really curious about doing it for a long time (fap to it a lot), and my gf has no clue. And no, I would never tell her under any circumstances.
>>29542276
>I feel like it doesn't count as cheating if it's homosex.
If anything it counts more, a surprising amount of straight women don't like the idea of dating bisexual men.
>>29542276
Wow. Congratulations. You have inadvertently discovered that being gay is genetic. Why might I say this? Well, let's just say that I have been doing a lot of research regarding your father...
I watched your father engage in HARDCORE GAY BUTTSEX with another man. That's right, BUT I didn't participate. I was merely there to watch. He wanted me to be there so that I could pass on this knowledge to YOUR MOTHER. Your mother has suspected this for QUITE some time. Your mom has reason to believe that your father has partaken in ANAL ACTIVITIES in the past because he leaves blood on the back rim of the toilet seat. Little did she know, your father was MERELY PRETENDING to be straight when he fucked her to make you. Another faggot child to bring into the world. What a tragedy...
>I feel like it doesn't count as cheating if it's homosex.
It is cheating. Imagine if you caught your gf cheating on you with a woman, how would that make you feel?
>>29542276
>I feel like it doesn't count as cheating if it's homosex.
>>29542384
Not OP but I would actually be supportive about it. I know there's things the other sex just can't give you.
>>29542289
I'm not bisexual. I'm a straight guy with a porn-induced cock fetish.
>>29542429
What other things? Like AIDS and anal FISSURES? If you take it up the ass one day while married or in a relationship, then I will be there. I will be there to let the world know that you are secretly a LITTLE FAGGOT. That's what I'm hired to do. I am the anal investigator... the watchful protector... an exposer of REAL LIFE GAYBOYS. Sucking a dick takes your humanity away in the worst way imaginable. Once you lick that mushroom tip, a piece of you becomes fractured, broken. You can never get that part of you back. I would know. I once sucked a FAT dick, and I've been trying to pick up the pieces of my broken mind for TWENTY YEARS now. Since then, I have dedicated my life to dissilusioning the families of COCK ADDICTS so that less people can feel the fallout of its actions. Once you go gay, you will pay for the rest of your days...
>>29542539
Hahahah. You sucked cock. Faggot.
>>29542514
It doesn't matter what you call it, most straight women don't like the idea of their boyfriend sucking or riding cock
Exceptions exist but I'd keep it to yourself if I was you
>>29542370
>>29542539
You really enjoy that occasional caps lock, don't you?
>>29542595
What has done cannot be undone. I am hollow. I scrape for humanity in this world. However, it isn't too late for OP. There is time to change. Once he goes down this dark path, he will only find pain and misery. He will see the people vanish from his life like ghosts. The only things he will have left of them are old photographs. One day, we will all become somebody's mom or dad, and what we do when we're young seems like they won't be more than just memories. But right now, these actions of GAYNESS are not just memories. They are happening, and they will rip and tear every part of you they can get their hands on. If you do it enough, they will tear every part of you until there is nothing left to tear. Once you have reached this point, you will spend an eternity of life as a soulless DEGENERATE. You will mask your self loathing and hatred with the only thing you know: SUCKING FAT DICK. Remember that you don't just have to be another sad story. For every gay man, there is a tragic tale of his downfall. Why do gay men spend so much more time having sex than straight couples? Why do they hook up more often than straight couples? It's because they know how fucked they are. They can do nothing but take it up the ASS because that is the only thing left in their broken lives that can bring them pleasure.
>>29542598
I was always gonna keep it to myself. I know my girlfriend would be heartbroken and disgusted if she found out that I want to suck cock /sucked cock, so I would never tell her. I'm taking it to the grave with me. That way I satisfy my cocklust while maintaining our relationship.
>>29542384
Aroused. Wouldn't mind at all, as long as they would let me join in.
>>29542684
You really think this is possible? You think you can maintain your relationship with this secret lingering in your subconscious? Let me be the one to tell you that you cannot. Once you choose to act on your gay desires, you become a different person entirely. You choose to tarnish your soul with FAGGOTRY. Once that happens, everything will change for you, but not for the better. Do not do it.
>>29542741
i really doubt they would let you join. i mean, she probably knows you would have a hard on for that situation and she would just admits that she is discusted by dick and all
>>29542946
and would end it all there*
>>29542676
Johnny Neptune is that you?
Bla
I'd break up with bf if he did it without asking me
You are terrible for abusing her trust
>>29543107
But you would probably also break up with him if he asked you too, you homophobic bitch
Don't let some gf tell you how to lead your life.
Do what you want and stop giving a fuck about how she feels. If you don't tell her, life with her can go on just the same.
>>29542276
she'll only be ok with it if you choose one that is extra, extra smelly. trust me, i know from experience. sucked a guy whose wee wee wasn't that smelly, got dumped. sucked a guy whose wee wee was extra smelly, got my own smelly wee wee sucked by gf. make it smelly, smellier the better. smelly.
Women generally despise bi men because it devalues their vajayjays. Gay men are fine though.
>>29542514
>porn-induced cock fetish
I want off this ride.
>>29542276
When your cunt girlfriend is sleeping, gently slide off her underpants, poop in them, and slide them back on. Do this a few times a week for six months or so. Then go suck all the penises you want. If she gives you any trouble for it, tell her she and her doodooey underpants can fuck off, and good luck finding a guy who's ok with her shitting herself all the time. She'll cry and beg for you back. Say you'll come back only if you can suck stinky cocks, and remind her that she often poops herself. She'll say yes, whatever you say.
>>29543680
>>29543680
Extremely underrated post. I can't wait to be face to face with a big fat extra stinky winky
I think you should do it, OP. There's no harm in it as long as she doesn't find out and you don't get an STD.
Sucking cock is lots of fun
[spolier]especially if it's stinky [/spoiler]
Lewdness bump
Hoping for lewd stories bump
>>29543758
This works in my dreams
Should we all convert to cocksuckers? It's so hard to get girls, but anyone can download grindr and suck tons of cock. Seems like a cheatcode.
>Is this thing that I know that my gf wouldn't approve of okay for our relationship?
You know the answer, you're just deluding yourself into justifying your deception. You're really are a homofag cause you think like a roasty.
>>29547520
Hey, I never said it's not wrong. I admit its immoral. It's the same as lying. But it's not cheating. That's my point. It's equivalent to going out and eating McDonald's when your girlfriend thinks you're following the healthy diet that she put you on. It's dishonest, but it's not cheating since its homosexual. Only a heterosexual affair would be cheating in a heterosexual relationship.
>>29547475
I would do this, but 20% of gay men have HIV.
>>29547866
Where'd you get 20% from? That seems really high. Also, oral transmission basically never happens. You would need to have an open would in your mouth for it happen.
>>29542539
haha what is the copypasta shite
>>29542276
>tfw I'd do anything to have a girl do that to my dick like in that webm
>tfw OP is a literal fag that already has a faithful gf and does't appreciate what he has
Fuck this existence.
>>29548016
doesn't* original ftfy
>>29542514
From bi femdom videos or just blowjob videos?
>>29548016
Why don't you go suck some cock? Maybe you will get a gf then?
>>29548078
By anything I meant anything except for gay stuff.
>>29542276
>suck a dick behind my girlfriend's back
ahahahahaha you fuckin fag op
>>29548071
It all started with blowjob videos. They became my favorite porn ever since I first started watching as a prepubescent boy. The first porn of came across on the internet was blowjob porn, so I think it caused a weird imprinting on my impressionable brain...after years and years of exclusively watching straight porn, I developed an oral fixation and the straight porn wasnt giving me the same kick anymore , so i started watching more and more extrme shit until finally i ended up watching gay oral porn to get my fix. At first I would feel massively ashamed after cumming to gay porn, but this feeling dissipated over the years, and now here is am craving actual big, stinky cocks in my mouth.
Moral of the story: Don't let your 10 year old boy have a personal computer in his bedroom.
>>29547594
Wow, you really are a bitch. Just admit it's cheating. You're having an affair with a man while in a relationship with a girl. Homosexual and heterosexual have one thing in common: SEX.
You're a cheating faggot, don't delude yourself. Go suck a cock
>>29548262
Yeah, nah. It's not cheating at all. Deal with it.
>>29547594
What does your viewpoint matter? If she sees it as cheating, then your shit out of luck, cause all that matters is the opposite side of the relationship. Whether your right or wrong is irrelevant
>>29548321
But she would never know
>>29548343
By that logic, any crime is fine as long as no one finds out. Let me murder your dumb ass and hide the body, im sure you'll be fine with that
>>29548175
Have you tried bi femdom? I think you would like Lady Fyre
>>29542276
if you don't think it's cheating, why would you hide it from your girlfriend? you're fucking dumb.
