Better get up, wagecuck. It's already your last day of freedom. You need to get up and working on those chores and start on that legacy of yours again.
Why would a NEET drink coffee of all things?
>>29542215
Well, why the hell not?
>>29542215
I like the taste. I have it with milk though, black coffee is for degenerates
>>29542215
>only wagecucks can drink coffee
LOL YOU WAGEKEKS JUST KEEP GETTING FUNNIER!!
>>29542178
Last day of freedom? I don't even get weekends off anymore, friendo
>>29542215
It's nice and warm and tastes good
Actually, I have to work today. I'm here right now, just kind of getting paid to sit around until my trainer comes in. I might take a quick nap before he gets here.
>>29542275
>Strawmanning this hard
Go back to /pol/ you degenerate faggot
>>29542178
Actually I'm enjoying my well earned holiday with a sense of accomplishment and wealth that NEETs couldn't even dream of.
Better not eat today NEETs or you might just run out of money.
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>>29542870
>OH NO! I GOT LAUGHED AT FOR MY STUPID QUESTION! OH SHIT. HOW DO I RECOVER? OH YEAH! I'LL ACCUSE HIM OF STRAWMANNING! YEAH. THAT'S IT! I'LL TELLING HIM HE'S COMMITING A LOGICAL FALLACY EVRN THOUGH HE IS NIT EVEN TRYING TO MAKE A POINT--ONLY THAT HE THOUGHT MY STUPID POST WAS FUNNY! THAT'LL SHOW HIM I'M RIGHT!
>>29542996
I'm going to invent a fully automatic dick launcher and strap it to your ass you stupid worthless piece of garbage get the fuck off my board
>>29543146
>getting this butt mad
>>29542178
>more desperate neetslave posturing
I love the weekends just for these threads.
>>29542178
You need to get out of your room Louie
>>29542238
milk neutralizes the anti-oxidants, thus coffee with milk is for subhumans who consume foods for their taste, not for their health properties and nutrition. you're the degenerate pleb.
>>29542178
Hey there, budd---oh, what's that sound? It sounds like a woman crying! Is someone in distress? Don't worry, I'm coming to the rescu---oh nevermind, it's just the NEET's mom. Crying over about how much of an embarrassment he is to the family and how he's the laughing stock of the neighborhood (you know, that "basement guy" as the neighbors call you). Yeah, this is perfectly normal. Carry on.
today I have to wake up at 9:30am because some dude is going to fix plumbing of my house.
we might have to go to a hardware store to buy somr materials
I am.gonna feed my dogs in the meantime and drink coffee.
I don't think a NEET could even grasp that all this is part of an economy we have in order to function in a society. With work.
>>29542178
Thisday will be as hard as all the others.
>>29542215
Thisis because it's nice, warm, healthy and tastes good, just like other anons already said.
>>29545287
it's not healthy if you drink it with milk you failed normie.
and also, lol@ non-wagekeks who drink coffee becasue it is "healthy". the only thing healthy in coffee are the anti oxidants, but then you also have the caffeine which is NOT healthy. since you have so much freedom you might as well eat fruits and vegetables, those have anti oxidants too while not having shitty unhealthy caffeine.
but you rather drink your coffee because actually you're just a failed normie.
>>29542178
Thanks for the coffee fukboi.
I'm literally about to walk into work. People work on Sundays.
>>29546687
[Spoiler]tick tock[/spoiler]
>>29542178
It's Friday you NEET bastard!
>>29543581
holy fuck what ass did you pull the "milk neutralizes the anti-oxidants" bullshit out of?
>>29547360
i didnt pull it out of my ass, there's a study that found this out. and also, coffee is still for normies, and if you drink one despite being a NEET then you're a failed normie. if you want muh health then eat fruits and vegetables.
>>29542178
I'm actually on paid vaction right now and will be until Friday.
Sorry bro.
>>29542727
>warm
>warm
do your own iced coffee ASAP anons, it's GRAND trust me it changed my life no joke
>>29546640
Thisposter makes lots of assumptions that turn out incorrect. Firstly, I take my coffee without cream or sugar or milk. Secondly, I'm not a failed normie but fulfill all the criteria of a robot. Thirdly, I also eat plenty of fruits and vegetables every day.
>>29548792
>I'm a robot
no you aren't. Drinking coffee makes you a normie or a failed normie.
>>29548809
>drinking coffee makes you a normie or a failed normie
Says who?
>>29548868
it's like saying you are a robot even though you have a job and a girlfriend and friends. you will never be a robot because you are addicted to caffeine..
>>29542178
Helps wake your worthless ass up so you don't feel like a fucking zombie all day while you play Ultima VI and occasionally poop post on here.
>>29548883
What if you drink coffee but aren't addicted to caffeine? (It's either decaf or you drink it so seldom you can't develop an addiction.)
It's good to be not a slave.
what's your major malfunction, wage cuck? I think you should be using your last day of freedom to finish the chores and get some rest for your busy week that starts bright and early tomorrow.
>>29548678
>iced coffee
>sugary girl drink
>no leathery man mouth to handle the warm
What are you, some kinda fag or somethin? Bet you drink lemon water or some gay shit as well.
>>29542178
NEETs have a weird definition of freedom since they're too poor to do or afford anything, depend on one source of income if they have any income at all, and too socially isolated & inept to meet new people, as well as stuck in a cyclical purgatory if not outright hell.
I know because I'm a NEET trying to break free.
>>29549107
It's funny, my dad is retired and basically lives the glorious NEET lifestyle they always lie to you about, but only because he worked his ass off acquiring several different pensions.
>>29549269
well yeah that's not being a NEET, retirees got all their education and employment out of the way and a lot of them are always doing volunteer work and keeping busy because they dread the idea of just laying down and doing nothing because that's the next step to death..
>>29549363
Well, they still aren't in education, employment or training and they're set for life in terms of money and resources. Can you say glorious NEET lifestyle?
>>29549425
They worked their entire lives bro and their retirement fund is their own, and even as lifestyles go they don't live like NEETs at all.
>tfw not a neetcuck and have a good job
>get paid shitpost on 4chan all day
>expendable income
>live on my own
>walk around in my house all day naked because I don't have to worry about mommy and daddy seeing my dwarfed sick
Truly, this is the life.
>>29543581
>not consuming foods for their taste
>thinking health matters in a world where the most you can hope for is to live a tiny, tiny amount longer in a spanse of infinite time
ISHYGDDT
