anyone else fallen for the edibles meme? I ate 1 brownie a few hours ago and just spent 3 hours in literal hell
did you make them yourself or buy them at da sto? ive only had single experiece with space cookies, and it was magnificient
>>29541935
>3 hours in literal hell
explain? I've had many great times on edibles including hallucinations stronger than most acid trips
Went to a club on (way too many) edibles and couldn't get up for an hour. Massive paranoia, room kept flipping back-to-front and people would freeze while the lights kept moving over their bodies. Thank god I somehow made it home before I went full blown screaming 666 illuminati my-family-is-trying-to-kill-me psychotic. Still amazing though.
Only thing that has topped that was a 25-i overdose. Never again.
>>29542154
sounds like you just took too much
and in the wrong place, club, wtf, i thought you was robusto originacio
The first time I made an easy edible (firecracker with nutella), it worked fucking wonders. Within two hours of eating babbys first edible, I had an amazingly clear high and felt so fucking good.
It also lasted for hours unlike a normal high from a spliff or a blunt
But I also kinda understand what OP means. The high was really strong and at some point I just had to lay down for 45 minutes because everything was distorted and all the sounds I heard echoed for a long time
>>29542103
made them myself. made 10 and only had one
>>29542118
felt like I couldn't see walk or hear properly, vomited constantly and had intense hallucinations.
I decarboxylate bud in vaporizer on 185C and then eat it with nutella.
Works god damn well in terms of effect you can easily take too much...
But I have stomach pain every time I eat it on empty stomach, so not a big fan
Somewhat related... Does anyone have experience with fainting/headspins/lightheadedness?
You know how occasionally you get up and feel dizzy, off balance, maybe vision starts blurring/going white? Does anyone else find this not only very pleasurable, but sometimes extremely intense?
Also actual fainting can be straight up incredible. As, if not more, trippy than nitrous and other dissociatives for sure.
>>29542225
sounds like you just suck at cooking m8
but hands down that sounds pretty harsh
next time try smaller amounts, smaller cakes maybe, and btw, they tend to go bad so if youre planing on eating 1 and leaveing the rest, know that they arent probably going to be as good
my friend once made cookies, about shit loads of them, and he ate 4 or something, wounded up going home in condition he could best describe as a "black blind hell", next day i took 8 of them, and i didnt even have hallucinations just laughed my ass off for no fucking reason
>>29541935
How much green would this take?
I just got a q but it's pretty shit stuff
Edibles don't work for me and it pisses me off because other people are always talking about how they get so high they trip balls off of them but all that happens for me is I waste a shit ton of money and weed.
>>29542264
It's just cerebral hypoxia caused by a sudden drop in blood pressure. That always comes with a pleasurable sensation.
As of yet I've only had edibles once in the form of a couple of firecrackers that me and some friends made at around 11 at night. We were already pretty stoned so we sat down and put on David Attenborough ocean documentaries, wasn't long until everyone but me fell asleep because it was late so I continued watching until they woke up 20 minutes later. It wasn't until they started talking again that I realized it was 5 hours later and I had just watched the entire series in what felt like the blink of an eye, and not in an acid trip sort of way, it was like I was thinking normally for 20 minutes and noticed no odd changes in the documentary.
>>29542367
>That always comes with a pleasurable sensation
What about with helium? You just black right out.
Anyway I'm talking about more than juat a pleasurable sensation. For one, it can be *intensely*pleasurable physically, but I think the larger euphoria comes from being on the edge of consciousness. Thinking is gone and you're just in the bare state of existence.
Beyond that is whacked out dreams and a ketamine/tussin-like black hole state.
I used to dress my food with weed every afternoon when i was still still in school. It's all about quantity. I've had great times and nightmares depending in the quantity/quality and I can tell you from a shit ton of experience it's hard to get it perfect
>>29542264
Fainting for me is like waking up from a dream, it's only happened once when I stood up too quickly and got a head rush, like one moment I was standing up, the next I was lying on the ground instantaneously with that brief moment of "where am I?" that you can get when coming out of REM sleep.
That being said I kind of like that waking up feeling in an obscure way.
>>29542344
do you make them yourselves? You're probably making some mistakes in cooking, if that's the case. You have to be surprisingly careful when making edibles. One mistake might ruin the whole dish
>>29541935
Id much rather have a 100mg sucker or a few gummys than smoke. I just love the slow come up and then it really starts to kick in and you're stoned as fuck.
Smoking just hits me way too fast and its kind of overwhelming. I dont get paranoid on edibles unless they're stupid strong.
lol babby first weed brownie
I usually eat 2 or 3 of them and then spend 15 hours in heaven.
>>29542482
>cook up big batch of butter, 2 whole tubs and $350 of epic quality weed
>pour in glass bowl
>covering with glad-wrap
>rip the gladwrap off the roll
>BOWL IS KNOCKED ONTO FLOOR
>scoop up dirt-filled butter with hands and lick the floor
Not really weed-specific but for the love of god take caution when transporting liquid butter.
>>29541935
Lmao edibles are the best
All the pleasure of getting high without having to stink like weed or breathe smoke and garbage into your lungs like a bitch
I eat a little piece of chocolate and life is suddenly fun again
>>29542212
your recipe for babbys first edible, with details about which kind of weed it was, how did you cook it ecc please anon i want off this wild ride called reality
I made some butter recently. First dose was 1g weed extracted. Was completely out of my mind tired, couldn't focus, didn't want to do anything, went to bed, slept 16 hours.
Next time I'll try a quarter of that dose.
>>29542615
What the fuck do you need that much butter for?
>>29542601
lies
oreginel gangsta
>>29542690
I have heard that you can just place some weed in peanut butter or nutella and let it sit for 3days-2 or more weeks (longer the better). Same thing as cooking- THC binds to the fat, just slower without the heat.
Can anyone confirm?? Keen to try this myself as I have messed up making butter in the past (shitty stove, can't get a nice low heat).
>>29542712
Lol. Well I allowed the salvaged butter to solidify into a block and just picked at it with a spoon whenever I felt like.
I made edibles with 2g of vaped bud and I was still high for so long that I couldn't go to work the next morning.
>>29542712
>>29542212
Dude, you don't need to even make the Nutella alone has enough saturated fat to absorb that precious THC.
Here's an instructional video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OSt24AgfmM
If done properly, they get you just as fucked as any other edible. Beware though - they take just over an hour to kick in, ime. And are quite strong indeed.
>>29542979
Nutella is really unhealthy though senpai
>>29542979
**make cannabutter.
orginale'.
>>29542989
>Giving a fuck when they taste that good, are so simple to prepare and get you so fucking HIGH.
Your move, anon.
>>29543009
Enjoy your foul teeth, Eliza.
>>29542989
Pppfffsshhhh. It's equivalent to peanut butter + some sugar. Just eat less sugar/fat that day if either of those is a concern. Which it isn't unless you're the type of person who worries about eating a cookie.
>>29543030
>Thinking I brush my teeth more than once a fortnight.
>Believing I shower more often than one day a week.
>>29543030
>2012
>doesn't know about toothbrush/paste
I made super rich dark chocolate brownies with my buds once. They weren't too strong, so eating 2 bitesized chunks would get you fucked. Certainly a far more comfy high than my pipe can be sometimes
>>29543079
I just like hitting that nice bodystone sometimes.
If I feel like tripping out a little bit I'll gladly overindulge though.
Just thinking about weed cookies makes me salivate, they're so fucking tasty.
>inb4 any disagreement.
>>29541935
Nope. Someone sent me some edibles once and they were shit. I'm not wasting my flowers like that. I've been smoking 20 years and I haven't even dabbed.
>*takes bong rip*
>*puff*
>*licks nuttela from underneath fingernails*
>*cough* *cough*
DUDEWEED
>>29542154
>Only thing that has topped that was a 25-i overdose. Never again.
Oh man that shit was crazy
I'm lucky to be alive, that shit made me quit all drugs except occasional weed and alcohol.
I don't need to eat this stupid garbage to be in literal hell, i suffer from panic attacks and visual vertigo at the same time.
where the fuck do i get weed la
im in maryland
>>29542264
Related to drugs or not ?
Because that might be an inner ear problem and you could check a specialist.
>>29542819
do you put the peanut butter in the fridge or eave it out in the open, cos like it gets so hot in the summer and nutella will be so shitty when its warm... also cannabutter lasts when stored in cold and dies in heat
havent ever made anything myself, but probably will after this years harvest
how do firecrackers work anyway?
do they taste good? is it enough with 10 minutes in 180 celsius, as opposed to near hour on low heat for cannabutter production?
>>29543530
Go to DC and look on Craigslist, its legal there
>>29544717
Honestly dude, just follow the video to a tee >>29542979 and you'll be sweet.
The trick is to put not too much but not too little Nutella on each cracker, I found. And not to go overboard with the weed either.
last night I was super high off edibles and I couldn't stop freaking out about Desiigner (the rapper) being a demon or some shit and the fact that I couldn't get his song about Timmy Turner out of my head meant I was possessed and that these people are literal demons put on this Earth to persuade others to become evil through catchy chants and they're not even self aware of it
>>29544871
didnt load for me the first time figured must be broken
i did however find https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoPe_YkLBJo
which is a tiny bit zestier and in general way simpler method
Edibles never again. Tried a rice crispie treat a friend gave me and I literally slept a day and a half.
>>29544901
All good pal, this is the video I wanted to link fwiw.
http://youtu.be/1OSt24AgfmM
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>>29542601
nigga u is all lies.
Edibles are ok I guess, made by yourself of course.
I can't stop using my bong lads, fuck joints.
