>ywn go home to your chilldhood sweetheart wife cooking dinner after a good day's work in a nice small rural town
>>29541715
Just kill me now senpai
Robobloxxx
>>29541715
TBh it feels really bad
>>29541715
>wifey is working at the hearth, cooking a large pot of stew
>"looks wonderful, dear"
>notice another smell
>"Why does it smell like leather in here?"
>"I don't smell anything" she says
>notice a small scrap of feather on the ground
>notice some string caught on the end of the table
>notice an impression on the dusty floor, in the shape of a quiver
>ohfuck.parchment
>"THE FLETCHER WAS HERE!" you shout
>"No!" she denies
>"DON'T LIE TO ME!" you shout
>"He just came to restring your bow," she pleads
>"LIAR!" you shout, grabbing her skirts
>a dried mixture of cum and feather fragments have dripped down her legs
>smack her across the face with your gloved hand
>she falls, hits her head against the hearthstone
>ohhhhhhhshit.illuminated_manuscript
>go outside, dig a hole
>tell townsfolk "Aye, she died of consumption, my poor lass"
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.royalproclamation
