So do you guys just use tissues to clean up your cum after a good fap, or do you have a cumsock? A cum towel maybe?
I just pull up my underwear and let it dry.
Whatever dirty piece of clothing is closest
>>29541059
I just wear a condom, I can't jerk off without one because they cut off my foreskin.
I just cum straight onto my sheets, I don't give a fuck, it dries quickly.
Tissue and then water clean the dickhead because it smells like shit if uncleaned.
>>29541127
This. I just did it actually
I let the cum fly freely onto my chest and belly. Then I mop up with an old shirt after basking in the afterglow for a minute or two. Cum-shirt gets washed with the laundry every week
>>29541158
Must be something wrong with your benis. Mine only smells better the longer I go without washing it.
>>29541059
I cum into two paper towels, fold twice, and then throw it on the floor.
I cum in my mouth. Wouldn't want to waste something so delicious.
i just hold the cum in my forskin and release it in the toilet.
pretty much my morning rotual:
> cuddle with pillow and imagine happy love live with oneitits or trap version of oneitis
> dryfuck pillow (make love with said oneitis)
> cum; catch it in my forskin
> give the pillow a kiss
> go to toilet and release
sometimes I crawl back into the bed and cuddle more with my pillow
Friendly reminder that old cum fucking stinks and if you leave used up tissues, socks and towels in your room, family, friends and guests will know exactly what you spend all your time doing
I have a dedicated cum rag in the form of some old underwear, it sits in my drawer next to my clean underwear.
Could this make me smell like cum during the day? I don't notice it but others might right?
I catch it then wash my hands or unload on a sheet of paper then chuck it.
Have not had an outside fap in ages but just letting it go is good.
>>29541819
yes
keep your cumrags away from your clean clothes
>>29541914
>yes
People would tell me thought right? We had the whole family over yesterday for a birthday BBQ and I was wearing two items of clothing stored next to the cum rag.
>>29541937
>People would tell me thought right?
lol
you're fucked
>>29541941
So they have all gone home covered in my cum particles?
>tfw you use a t-shirt and put it over your chair
>fap onto the tshirt
>dump the tshirt after
>>29541937
Yes even if you can't smell the cum smell others will I learned that the hard way
>>29541964
I've read that when you smell something those particles are literally entering your nose, so when you smell shit there are shit particles entering your nose. In a way you've already impregnated your entire family.
>>29541979
>>29541987
Oh god now I feel very self conscious and embarrassed, I think I'm going to dump the cum rag and go back to just cumming in dirty laundry destined for the wash.
Can't be as bad as what I did at boarding school thought, cummed on the towels that everyone used to dry themselves with.
>lay 3 layers of tissues onto chest
>cum into tissues
>grab another 2-3 tissues to wipe dick, fingers etc.
>fold tissues together and flush down toilet
Pretty clean/efficient way, though I'm a bit of an OCDfag.
i just cum directly onto the floor or onto my keyboard.
>>29542005
>though*
bloxing
>>29542006
yeah, using 6 tissues is efficient alright. you're joking right?
>>29542005
Anon let me explain something to you that will make it easier. You know when you go out and come back to your house you don't really smell anything right? That's because you are used to the smell, but as soon as you walk into someones elses house you smell something totally different right? It's the same thing with the cumrag. You smell it and get used to the smell so you can detect it, but if someone walked into your room or anywhere near the cum rag they will be able to smell it no doubt.
>>29542039
Fuck fuck fuck red alert. This place must smell awful to my family and mum when she cleans up, I've got the windows open right now.
I don't go out much so don't notice the smell of cum myself.
>>29542065
Exactly anon your room probably stinks of cum and sweat. Make sure you have a window open for at least 4hours and have the door open so it can circulate. Since you can't smell the room since you're used to your own smell, but others will be able to smell it. Like I said before walking into someone elses house you can smell it but they can't since they are used to the smell. I would suggest buying a cheap candle and lighting it up.
>>29542065
What kind of retard are you to not know this?
>>29542065
This, I'm freaking out. I have a cum towel I always throw in my dirty laundry whenever I use it (at least once daily) which is in my closet.
cum wall
>>29542098
your closet and clothes must smell musky of cum
>>29542146
I have to burn everything
i cum in my girlfriends vagina, mouth or face
>>29542155
just start using tissues and flushing them down the toilet or buy a cheap scented candle
I cum on my gf's tummy and then wipe her clean with tissue
>>29542175
Do you think washing my clothes normally will get rid of the cum smell or should I just throw everything out and start over
I use an onahole most of the time so I have to rinse it out and dry it up after every use. It's kind of annoying sometimes but it feels so good.
>>29542197
also how far has this spread to the rest of my room? should I throw out my bed too? my towels? my blankets?
i always had the fear my mother knew that I was fapping.
Especially because I thrwe my cum filled boxer shorts in the dirty laundry after doing the "two-hole-button-challenge" every night.
damn
>>29542197
Washing your clothes with a lot of soap and don't forget some kind of fabric detergent will help take away the smell. Your closet? It'll probably still smell a bit of cum and shit. Spray some febreeze or leave the door open to let it vent.
cum cup, wash it out after use
>>29542226
Whats the two hole button challenge?
>>29542262
give me a few minutes and I will provide a post with pic
>>29542162
Just like half the town does.
paper towels. have a few sheets ready to cum in so you can just grab it and nut in it. throw those out and just get a few more sheets and wipe your dick off
i don't know why people jerk off and just cum all over the place, that's fucking disgusting
>>29542317
Because paper towels smell even worse than cum rags.
>>29541448
I often do this but it's absolutely fucking disgusting. It's just easier for me to fap with my foreskin unretracted.
>>29542330
....you throw them in the garbage
are you literally retarded
>>29542352
And then the garbage can smells even worse, seriously I'm the cumrag guy and I found tissues made it ten times worse.
>>29542022
>are you kidding me?
I mentioned I was OCD. Don't tell me I should be only using 2 tissues to clean up, smelly neet.
>>29542382
it's garbage, who gives a shit what garbage smells like?
>>29542271
so, first you try to stick your dick between the FIRST HOLE, the one between the boxershort scrotum and the first button
your dick should now be viewable
next, the SECOND HOLE, the one between the button and the upper part of the boxer.
As tenager it took me forever to do this and sometimes I would cum bevor clearing the TWO-HOLE-BUTTON-Challenge
enjoy your fap, cause I will
I just cum directly into my garbage bin, then i clean my dick
Leave your semen in JESUS
GOD wants your semen.
GOD is watching.
All the time.
>>29541059
cum sock master race
You dirty boys and your silly cum habits. Can't you all just fap in the shower or something?
>>29542420
I don't understand, do I have to wear like pajama pants with a button for the front where you let your cock out??
>>29542559
There are no Chinese cartoons in the shower
>>29542634
just some boxer shorts
wouldnt recommend with zippers
>>29542559
No, that fucking hurts because water is a really bad lubricant. I'm not even cut and it still feels rough as hell trying to fap under the shower head.
>>29542559
implying I want to clog my shower drain
>>29542420
What are the benefits of doing this, is it purely for aesthetics?
>>29542006
Pretty sure you're not supposed to flush tissues, they don't degrade in water the same way toilet paper does. Your pipes will be fucked
>>29542662
its a kind of achievement,
if you get too horny you will just cum bevor finishing it,
even normal fapping can become boring after some time
>>29541059
Stop ejaculating, you're depleting yourself of vital nutrients like Zinc. You're already likely retarded due to this, but don't do it anymore.
>>29542680
But it feels so good and its like an itch if I don't orgasm at least once a day.
>>29542680
It's only temporary. I'm currently training myself to have orgasms without ejaculation. Read more about it here:
https://www.pegym.com/forums/premature-ejaculation-forum/43320-minutemans-dry-orgasm-guide.html
>>29542680
how come high alpha chads fills one hole after another and still has a good life?
>>29542719
let me tell you, I was able to have dry orgasmen, but you still want to finish by cumming, trust me.
You dont get the feel of accomplishment without shooting something with your sperm
>>29542636
>>29542647
>>29542648
I'll have to come over and show you all just how fun the shower can be.
>>29542719
that sounds really unsatisfying man, feeling the fluid coming out is part of the pleasure of the orgasm
>>29542739
Chad is designed to fill as many holes as possible.
>>29542739
Because he doesn't need to coast by on his intelligence or his brain. Beside, he has sex maybe once a week and keeps himself busy playing sports. Meanwhile, the average NEET jacks off to ShlomoPorno.com 30 times a day.
>>29541448
> cum; catch it in my forskin
Why spoil one the few pleasures us robots have left by doing this? Blow a load in the correct fashion, please.
>>29542794
but the shower is place to get clean and to think about your past mistakes id est your life
showering with a cute trap gf would be butter, but thats not our reality
fuck you for giving us hope for a better shower experience
>>29542775
If I could chain a dozen orgasms in a row m8 cumming would be far from my mind. The way it is right now I can separate the feeling between an orgasm (which is always intense and pleasurable) and an ejaculation (which just feels draining and useless) but I don't have the kegel strength to stop the reflex so I can't keep going. Maybe you had a retrograde ejaculation or something, cumming itself isn't pleasurable at all when you separate it from orgasm.
>>29542005
Holy shit. When I cum, I release on my clothes and let it dry. My family thinks I'm somewhat autistic anyway so I tell them I spilled milk when drinking.
I'm paranoid, hold me
>>29542820
i dont want pillow gf to smell like cum,
never sure which side was top and bottom the last time,
dont want my cum in mouth, already know it tastes awfull
>>29542794
It's mean to say shit like that on r9k. Don't get our hopes up
>>29542829
nope, i had to train the pc muscle for weeks or even months to achieve this.
but after every dry orgasm i thought "hey, I could go on"
so at some point i had to cum just to stop myself from masturbating even longer
>>29542847
>so I tell them I spilled milk when drinking.
They know anon, they know. I even had one of my cum rags vanish without a trace one day when I was out.
Rather than cause a difficult situation my mum just silently discarded them and only referenced it once by saying "I got you some new underwear as some of your other ones haven't washed very well".
>>29542862
Well I bet it made some of you get a semi at least.
>>29542892
makes you think what goes on in their head while doing that
>>29542911
nope, i didnt
but just because i masturbated a few minutes ago when tasking the pic for the challenge
>>29542911
yeah, not gonna lie.
>>29542923
>>29542935
teehee, silly boys. The shower makes my clit pulsate like pingus mouth.
>>29542913
>"This is normal, my darling boy is normal and everyone does it at some point. My boy is just a late bloomer thats all!"
>>29542982
so you are just a girl,
too bad...ehhh
>>29542794
dont play with our pure hearts and fantasy
we just want to soap up a cute body while laughing and having the time of our life
fuck. now I feel like the maid we hired for laundry and my mom knows what happens with my dirty underwear . also I cum in the shower walls then put shampoo over the cum and rinse it off with water
>dick throbs when I feel or see cleavage and all the sorts
>feel some cum come out and wet my underwear
>same thing happens after I masturbate and some cum still comes out and stains underwear
>sometimes overhear maid talking about someone being disgusting
>most probably me and my underwear that if inspected have white stains all over
>>29543232
>>dick throbs when I feel or see cleavage and all the sorts
>>feel some cum come out and wet my underwear
>>same thing happens after I masturbate and some cum still comes out and stains underwear
>>sometimes overhear maid talking about someone being disgusting
>>most probably me and my underwear that if inspected have white stains all over
btw this is when I'm outside or at uni
>>29541059
>cumsock
This american meme is so fucking dumb. Just cum in tissues and flush them away once in a while if necessary.
I cum inside a little cup. It's really easy when you're laying down and there's no mess. When I'm done I just throw it down the sink and wash it.
iam thinking of getting a new onahole, but the cleaning afterwards is always so awkward
>>29541158
Same here, don't get the disgusting Faggots running around with smegma and shit, also what's so hard about using a disposable tissue instead of a sock that your mother has to wash then
Damn just take a roll of toilet paper, put it on your desk and whenever you want to jerk off you prepare a couple tissues and then do your Deed. 10x easier and less disgusting than cleaning up cups or socks or just let it dry in your sheets.
>>29541059
I spunk into my hand and eat up.
>>29543399
Best solution if you're into that tbqh, wish I weren't so disgusted by cum
>>29543399
Wow 90+ replies later, Master-Race.
>>29541059
>cum in tissue
>throw tissue into toilet
>open window to let stank out
Either I waddle over to the washroom and cum directly into the toilet bowl, or I cum into an empty soda bottle.
Works perfectly because you can seal it with a cap which contains the scent.
I just cum into or onto my girl friend.
>not cumming in your hand then eating it, making sure not to waste the protein
fucking savages
>>29541059
>Lie on back when about to cum
>Lift ass in air
>Cum straight into mouth
>>29544023
I do this sometimes for that very purpose, but it makes my throat burn so I don't like it.
>>29541059
I just rub the cum into my stomach. The only downside is that my stomach hairs become stiff, and are slicked backwards.
>>29541059
I just cum onto my belly and then take a shower
never understood hiding your semen in a sock?
>>29544173
It's for the terminally ill and people that need to reevaluate themselves. Cumming on your hand and eating it
or on yourself then showering are the only acceptable routines.
I used to grab whatever is near and clean off with that, but then I started realizing my shirts were getting stained so I used tissues. Then I found the garbage can in my room had a bunch of tissues in them, so I switched to socks, then eventually underwear.
I cum on my underwear and leave it there or I cum on some toilet paper or I cum on the floor and clean with toilet paper or whatever. I don't know.
I have a whole set of old socks i dont wear anymore that I rotate through. luckily the cumstains are nearly the same color as the color my normal socks get on the outside after wearing them, it's not that conspicuous.
>>29544585
*so it's not that conspicuous.
i just change my diaper when it starts smelling
>>29541979
>>29542039
I think you guys are exaggerating a bit, my brother is the type to use any excuse to make fun of me and he never once brought up the smell of cum in my room, maybe it depends on a persons diet...sometimes cum can have a strong chlorine smell if a person has a bad diet.
Anyways I just cum on the floor(tile) and use bleach to wipe it up, bleach will kill/overpower any sort of smell.
I used to cum on my thighs when sitting on my chair and clean up w/tissues. Now I jack off in the shower or in the toilet to save tissue
>>29542820
What? You must have no technique if you can't get your best orgasms by pocketing your cum.
i wipe it with my undies
i like how it smells :3
>>29541059
I do it while washing always
No need to clean the floor or anything it just goes with the water down the sewer
>>29541059
>not having a cum cup
I'll post it when it's full.
I have an old university textbook I got ripped off into buying
I rip out a page, blow the load onto the page and fold it up. I put it under my bed.
Then later that evening when I'm cleaning the cat box I just put the paper in with the shit and toss it out.
>>29542039
>>29542065
>throw all kinds of shit in my trashcan in my room
>usually my used cum tissues
>always blast so much cum that I need multiple tissues to clean up the gooey mess
>sometimes notice the sweet scent myself
>mfw sister starts to go through my trash because plastic and paper don't belong in one trashbag
>mfw watch her sorting through my cum tissues like its nothing special
>>29541059
I just cum in my boxers cus I can prone fap.
>>29541093
Don't you get pissed off with these guys who had loose circumcisions being like "I DON'T NEED A SOCK OR LUBE OR ANYTHING I JUST MOVE THE SKIN LOL"
And they don't realize that not all cuts are the same and some cut guys don't have mobile shaft skin because their cut was very tight, so they have to use lube or a fake foreskin (like a sock, condom, whatever)
it's a thing but intact guys and guys with loose cuts don't even know it.
>>29541059
I jack off over the toilet. what the hell is wrong with you guys? do you not have smart phones?
I just eat all of it. I started doing it when I was a kid, and by the time I thought it was strange I had already been doing it for years.
It's really efficient though, like licking cheeto dust off your fingers.
>>29548987
Yeah I'm cut way too tight
I wish I had my foreskin
I can't jack it dry
Sometimes if I use lubricant the corona and head start to hurt because they keep bumping with my knuckles and then in the end I never end up cumming, just wasted time trying to
I'm too young to not cum
I'm a pathetic individual
>>29549343
I'm sorry to hear it dude.
Some guys would recommend "restoration" but lately there have been more and more posts of guys who tried it and experienced terrible side effects so I personally hesitate to recommend that.
>>29549556
I've heard about it. Tried manual restoration once, but I couldn't stick to it.
I at least have pretty damn intact frenulum
Have you tried it?
>>29549636
Yeah. Didn't work well. I'm cut extremely tight and there is nothing to "tug". When I try it I can feel it compressing the internal tissue (this happens no matter how gently I tug--the skin is basically "stuck" to the insides of my penis) so I quit. It doesn't seem safe.
>>29541059
I have a towel system.
Use clean towel to shower with for a week.
Once it's dirty, use it as my cum towel.
>>29549682
Me too, I feel like I'm pressing inner tissue, nothing to tug on
Takes me forever to cum even when I was a teenager. Sometimes I just get to the point where I know it's a lost cause and it's better to just wait and try next time.
Best part- my parents thought my dick was too small so they waited a bit and brought me to a specialist rabbi/mohel to have me cut. We aren't even Jewish.
Then I got made fun of by other kids when I was younger cause my parents are white Americans and thought it was normal to be cut, but I grew up in an almost 100% Latino place in America.
They don't cut their kids
Too much anger attached to this...
>>29549813
Damn man that realy blows.
I was cut for fimosis. It was bullshit because I was just a toddler and it's normal for toddlers to not have foreskins that go back (because for most young boys the foreskin is fused to the glans, and that's not a defect, it's a normal development stage) but my stupid pediatrician (who happened to be Jewish) apparently didn't know that. this phenomenon is so common it has a name, 'the phony phimosis diagnosis'
they did a real number on me...the surgeon (who wasn't Jewish I should mention, to be fair) who did my operation cut off the entire foreskin and 99% of the frenulum.
Do you ever get painful erections due to a lack of enough skin? my earliest conscious memories of my penis are of it causing me tons of pain because I got LOTS of erections as a little kid, and even back then I didn't have enough skin.
It would be like "get hard, get punished with pain"
can't imagine how much that must have fucked me up, psychologically speaking
>>29541246
I do the same, but I have a trash bin I can throw it away.
I also use one piece of a paper towel and fold once.
Onto the floor and then I wipe it up with either a paper towel or the sock on my foot
>Anon, why does you're room smell like that? Let's open your windows to let some air in!
T-Thanks, Mommy
>kleenex box
>pull out all the kleenex
>fap into the cardboard vagina
>wipe dick with kleenex
>>29549990
Sorry for the delay robot m80
Sometimes I do get pain. Mostly in the inside, like an ache sorta.
I know the psychological stuff it can do too :/
You gotta talk about this, which is why I'm talking about it now. Have to let it air out sometimes, cause if not I just get obsessed with reversing it and angry and frustrated
Honestly thinking of going at it again
>>29541819
This except I throw it under my bed.
I hope nobody accidentally falls down on one side of my bed.
>>29544585
>I have a whole set of old socks i dont wear anymore that I rotate through.
dude holy shit
I do the same thing. Once one gets too cummy and gross, or I smell it when I come home, I throw it away and use the next sock in the rotation
It's great, because I always have one pair of socks that's more worn and holey, and when I retire them, I get two fresh cumsocks to last me a few weeks.
I've been using an old towel recently, though, and I keep it hung in my closet.
Since it has so much more surface area, I've been using it for a few months now. It also works to clean up ass sweat for when I've been at the computer for too long.
Just have to make sure to grab the right towel when I take a shower.
I either cum in the toilet or I have something to catch it like a condom if I'm feeling fancy. I really like edging so I still need to clean up the precum our of my underwear.
>>29541071
Same here. Sometimes I use the blanket/comforter as a jizz rag
>>29548987
>tfw loose cut
better than tight cut i guess
Tried using tissues but I end up with little scraps of tissue glued to my cock head that are fiddly and slightly painful to pull off
So I just take the towel I used to dry myself that morning and put it to wash before bed
>>29542420
Got a better way of explaining it? I have no idea what the fuck you're trying to say.
>>29544132
Why does it even burn? Cum is so fucking weird
>>29550890
There's a psychologist who specializes in counseling guys angry/depressed about being cut. His name is Ronald Goldman; he's Jewish and was cut at 8 days old by a mohel and he hates being cut too (he's active in the anti circ movement and has done lots of research on the psychological ramifications of it).
Keep in mind I've never had counseling with him before so I can't really give him a review, but he seems to know his stuff.
>>29544132
My semen makes my penis burn if I leave it on there for more than a couple of minutes.
>>29552592
Something is wrong with either your dick or your semen
>not cumming on your hand the proceed to eat your own cum
You just have to wash your hands after plus all the proteins lost return to your body
