Hit a new low today.
>wanna jerk off, but scared to do so because my left testicle keeps going inside of me
>feels awful when it pops back out
>trying to jerk off in a weird way where i have to hold onto my ball
>feel weird, and really sexually frustrated, start crying
>now crying and wanking, my first time
>feel like im gonna cum even though ive only got a chubb
>spray out piss
>start pissing on the ground
>now wanking, crying, laughing maniacally, and pissing on the ground in my room
I really wonder what happened to lead me to this scenario. I think im gonna go crazy if I can't cum anymore. I can't have sex, that's bad enough as it is
>>29540448
holy shit thanks for the laugh
this comment probably isn't original
>>29540448
Fun fact: some cross dresser stuff their nuts up into their "nut pockets" under the skin above their dicks and wear tight underwear to hold them in there and conceal their bulge
>>29540448
Try standing. Try different positions.
But you did give me a giggle. Thanks for making my day. I'm sorry this is a problem for you.
Thank you for the burst of stoned laugher. Jeebus that is good shit
Stay classy, /r9k/
>>29540483
>>29540581
>thanks for the laugh friendo :^)
reddit.
>>29540448
I have a small nutsack and my balls go inside me whenever I cum or "flex" the muscle under the dick. It feels a bit weird but doesn't hurt.
>>29540599
>I don't like something so its reddit
>>29540448
>my left testicle keeps going
Grab your balls with one hand like niggers some time do in pornos. Masturbate with the other hand. Should be easy to do to unless it's cold/your ballsack is naturally small.
