I'm your girlfriend now r9k. Wanna go somewhere?
>>29539585
Am I also a 2d girl
>>29539599
You can be whatever you want, Anon.
>wink
I want to taste a girls tongue.
>>29539585
But first, have these bowl of eggs. Eat them
>>29539585
Let's go to a park and hold hands while walking around
>>29539612
>I just want to be happy
Let's go kill ourselves together, anon.
>>29539630
OP Here, I'm curious what you think it tastes like.
>>29539634
O-Okay Anon... I will for you.
>>29539637
I would love to!
>>29539641
As long as I get to see your face before we go, Anon.
>>29539585
Like where? I've been staying in my house for 4 years straight. Sunlight are also my biggest enemy
>>29539658
We can stay inside and play video games and watch movies together while I cook for you!
>Hee Hee
-OP
>>29539655
>OP Here, I'm curious what you think it tastes like.
Like a monitor
>>29539680
...Welp.... Not exactly...
I-is my 5 inch penis enough? It looks very small in my hand.
>>29539585
I would just like to look at you
There's a deep dish pizza in my captcha
>>29539701
It's more than enough for me, Anon.
>>29539703
That's fine Anon. Anything for you.
>>29539722
Who bit your breast?
>>29539585
You do anal?
>>29539655
>I'm curious what you think it tastes like.
Like nothing or whatever they ate if it was recent and probably love.
>>29539759
You did, Anon.
>>29539762
I can for you Anon
Lets just stay in bed and cuddle for a while.
>>29539768
I have very irregular teeth due to years of sucking my thumb. Those are too orderly. What bit you?
>>29539792
A-Am I comfy enough Anon?
>>29539805
Your Tulpa.
>I'm your girlfriend now r9k. Wanna go somewhere?
I'm poor so if you don't want to pay for something we could go for a walk.
I'm fine to stay at home too
>>29539862
We don't need money to have happiness together, Anon.
Lets do what you wanna do instead.
Just don't cheat on me ok... I already had enough
>>29539924
I could never, Anon.
>>29539585
Ok cool whatever, now bend over BITCH!
>>29539814
Tighter
>>29539980
N-No!
>>29539991
Okay Anon.
>Scoots in closer
>>29539585
This is a cute thread
and now I'll go sleep in peace
>>29540029
(thank you. The point of this thread is to make sure you all are happy for at least a day)
-OP
>>29540026
The fuck you just say bitch? I said you gonna me my bitch and by that I own you. Don't shittin' on me girl
>>29540120
Y-Yes sir.
sorry
Tell me truthuly, have you been seeing other anons?
>>29539877
thanks you're the nicest gf I ever had
and I love you lots
I think I'd be happy for a lifetime if you were really my girlfriend, OP.
>>29540209
Only you Anon
>>29540218
I love you too!
>>29540221
If only, if only...
>>29540230
good, lets get married RIGHT NOW
>>29540268
OH YAY! This is the best day ever, Anon! I love you
>>29539585
As long as it's with you anywhere is great.
>>29540589
Lets go look at the new video games that just came out!
i-i'll buy one for you if you play it with me Anon
>>29539585
>animefags in charge of being sane
I will hold on to you OP and never let go.
>>29540629
I actually find this morbidly romantic, Anon
>>29540606
Sure thing, please don't beat me too much!
I had a feeling you would like it OP.
*I cuddle you as we enjoy mozzarella cheese wrapped in delicious meats.*
W-will you please hold me?
I-i know that's not usually the man's role, but... p-please
>>29539585
Let's go to a cafe and chill for awhile. Maybe we could watch Twitch together on my phone.
>>29540648
I bet you're really good too though Anon
>>29540686
Of course Anon. You deserve it.
>>29539585
let's drive around in my car listening to my shitty music. Then we can go to the mall to walk, talk, and shop. We'd be cynical assholes and talk shit about every person that we pass by, then get some lunch at the food court despite how disgusting it is, maybe see a shitty movie, drive home, and rest in bed together cuddling while we watch something of Netflix and fall asleep. Then when you wake up we can have breakfast and see what adventures we can have next, no matter how boring or repetitive they may be, just as long as we're together makes the experience special.
>>29539585
OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ALWAYS SMOTHERING ME! WILL YOU JUST GIVE ME SOME FUCKING SPACE?!
>>29540688
That sounds great! I'm excited to spend time with you
>>29540739
y-yes.... i understand anon. I'll go.
>>29540678
I love it! This is so thoughtful of you, I'll remember this.
Mmm
>Wanna go somewhere?
I'm fine with staying here. Maybe we could watch something on the TV or play a game or listen to music. It'd be nice to sit next to you and feel comforted from your prescencetfw all these threads do is remind you how lonely you are
Are you new mummy? Tendies plsss
>>29540737
I can't wait to spend the funnest days of my life with you Anon
>>29540794
W-We're all gonna make it, anon..
Someday.
Let's go out and get some burritos, I will pay. Afterwards, do you want to watch me play Civilization? We can make choices and play together if you want.
>>29540794
You'll make it anon. I promise.
>>29540806
No i'm not really new, I have no tendies but if you want I can go get some for you!
>>29540828
Burritos sound great! And I love watching others play video games, lets do it.
true sadness: the thread
you poor bastards need to go outsideI am also a poor bastard
>>29540848
>one of us
>one of us
Join us Anon. We're happy here.
When I am away from you OP I think about you.
Is it okay if I lick your armpits darling? Don't wash for a day or two if it's okay.
>>29539585
Lets go be sad together
>>29539585
Church. I want to go to church.
Please be in New Zealand OP.
>>29540870
I think of you too Anon
>>29540884
I'll do it for you, Anon. As long as it makes you happy.
>>29540887
Of course, wanna go to my place and listen to some music?
>>29540890
I'll change my ways for you, Anon.
>>29540895
I'm not I'm not in New Zealand.
I love you and I want to spend the rest of our lives together
>>29540808
no you won't, no one will, I have no self esteem, I make an ass out of my self constantly, and I only have one friend who I truly get along with and another if been with for so long, but I fear we're growing apart.
I cant talk to women that aren't from my family, and even then I have a hard time talking to them.
I will be lonely my whole, devoid of any sort of romantic relationship, my freinds will go away, and we'll all die.
there's no point in killing my self, id just be even more of a bother to people if I kill myself, no, I'm just gonna get a job and make money that is not worth spending on myself.
>>29540867
No I cant fucking keep doing this. The sun is rising and I havent left the computer. I havent eaten literally anything and day and I have shat twice.
what could I possibly have shat. I dint eat anything.... Something is wrong with me
>>29540902
Lets go then Anonette.
Remember to pray, asking for forgiveness is humbling and helps ground you better.
>>29540902
>I'm not I'm not in New Zealand.
Want to live here? We can cuddle with each other and my dog, and watch anime together.
>>29540908
I want the same thing, Anon. You make me happy.
>>29540909
If you have a throw away Email I'd actually like to keep in contact with you. I don't have many friends myself and I understand where you're coming from.
>>29540913
HOLY SHIT, ANON. YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN LMAO
>>29540916
Yes Anon, I will. And I will pray for your good health.
>>29540921
A-are you for real.
>>29540890
I don't know why this made me laugh
>>29540895
Im planning on going to NZ in December to get my tattoos done. How is it over there? Have you gotten any STD's from the sheep?
>>29540940
>A-are you for real.
Yeah, sure why not.
If you're a guy we can still cuddle and watch anime but no gay shit.
>>29540940
I'll pray for your health too anonette.
>>29540909
I understand, anon, life is tough and romance seems so complicated, but I just want you to know that you're not alone, I'm here with you and I'll do what I can to make you feel comfortable. You don't have anything "interesting" to say? words are overrated anyways, we can spend the whole day in complete silence or listening to our horrible musical tastes, or maybe watch a B horror movie but with just one condition: Stay by my side.I was bored and it's been while since I've told someone something pretty. Cheer up, anon, you're gonna be alright.
>>29540953
..................
Do you have a throw away email, Anon?
>>29540942
>How is it over there?
It's nice.
>Have you gotten any STD's from the sheep?
Nah. Wear a rubber and stay away from slags and you'll be alright.
How my life is without you OP.
>>29540967
It gets warmer over there in december? Cuze its all the way down there, so your summer is pretty much our winter yea?
>>29540966
Where do you live?
How many other boys have you cuddled with?
>>29540958
OP here. You're a damn sweet heart why are you on this board.
Go get a damn girlfriend.
>>29540902
I just wanna get my life on track. If music helps. Lets go
>>29540983
>>29540974
>>29540953
>>29540890
>kek
what the actual fuck is happening to this thread
>>29540983
I don't want to reveal too much info on here. As OP I prefer to be a little more smart than that.
But I can tell you now I live on the complete other side of the world from you Anon. Sorry.
>>29540974
Oh Anon! What happened!?
>>29540988
We can, together.
>>29540998
>notafuckingclue.zip
>>29540966
WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY GF REEE
>>29541003
>But I can tell you now I live on the complete other side of the world from you Anon. Sorry.
That's fine, but you're able to travel right?
>>29541007
I want the email for Friendship, Anon!
>>29540814
>>29540830
I hope so, but I'm not holding my breath
I just really wish I had a gf like OP is pretending to be. A sweet and innocent one. But we all know it doesn't exist. It can't exist. I don't even watch anime and I still want it.
I've been slowly turning gay because I know robots exist, I know that SOMEONE understands these feelings and it's gotten to the point where I find myself attracted to robots (my only friend, in particular) simply because we relate so much and have so much in common.
I just wish I had that. I don't care male or female at this point. Just someone who can connect with me, someone to hold me, someone I can hold, and someone who wouldn't mind spending some time with me. Every person in my life abandons me. Maybe that's why I latched onto my friend, he's the only one who hasn't. I'm not even exaggerating either. My mom left me.
There's no softness in my mind, there's so soft, sweet, soothing area for myself because I never learned it, I've never been taught what that is, how it should be, or that it even exists from another person.
This thread just reminds me of the absence of that soft spot. I've always been so nice to people, always since I was a kid. I would literally get made fun of for smiling to much at others. My smile was "too big". I still treat anons nice all the time. But being nice is not being interesting or fun to talk to, so even the past friends I made on here have all left me behind, I just bored them.
I'm sorry for the blog. I just want to get it out in a thread where it seems that softness is present somewhat. I don't care if you're a guy or girl. Just thanks.
>>29541017
>I want the email for Friendship, Anon!
>where have I heard something similar to that?
hmmm oh yea
>every womans reaction
>>29541057
(you know this is just to soothe Robots right? This isn't real.)
>>29541056
They do exist Anon. It makes me sad to read all of this, I wish I could comfort you more. And I don't want to identify my gender on this board because of mentally unstable robots. I will not admit to either gender.
I'm simply just a being, here to soothe you and temporarily cure your loneliness.
>>29540985
My last relationship wasn't good.so I stopped wishing for a lover.
The only thing I miss from relationships it's the part where I can talk sweet to your lover just to make them feel nice and fuzzy.
>>29541106
I wish I could have that... I understand.
>>29541106
where you can talk sweet to your lover*
Whoops
>>29541094
no I know that, but my brain just made that connection immediately
>>29541094
No no it's fine, I understand that completely and it's better ambiguous anyways. I'm not going to get into a whole argument about if girls like that exist, because there's no point, and you could be right, I could be wrong, who knows. It doesn't matter. It's just nice to feel that soothing. Please hole me a little while. This way I'm less sad. Thank you. Can I nuzzle in tight? I want to fall asleep safe for once.
>>29541123
As long as you know.
>>29541147
*hold me, sorry.
>>29541147
Of course, Anon. I'll run my fingers through your hair until you fall asleep and then I'll make us coffee in the morning.
>>29541159
Mmm, it sounds so good. Just hold me tight, please. I don't want you to let go. I'll keep my arm around you, too.
>>29541182
I will. Go to sleep Anon. Everything is going to be alright.
>>29541191
Thank you anon. I'm actually going to bed now. You soothed me very well. I feel so much better.
T-This thread.......
>>29541201
I hope so. Sleep well.
>>29539585
you are so attractive, why are you even my girlfriend? i wish i knew a good place to hang out, but nothing special crosses my mind;
lately i've been practicing archery... well, at the archery club; i find it fun, it gives me this feeling of freedom.. the thing is, i find it quite tiring, but i enjoy it.
would you like to join me at the archery club? i hope it would be fun, and i promise you will not get hurt; after a few tries i'm sure you will hit the target like an amazonian huntress.
>>29541242
Anon that sounds so fun! Please teach me I can't wait!
OP Here, goodnight Robots.
Sleep well. I hope you felt just a bit less lonely tonight.
I really shouldn't be here, since I....
Well, nevermind about my situation. Albeit small and perhaps considered pathetic, you're doing a good thing, nontheless.
(I wish you were around last year, though. Or even six months ago. Could've used this. Oh well, my situation's improved.)
>>29541302
Goodnight cute gf. Thanks for being so nice.
I hate myself too much to have a gf, sorry
>>29539951
>could
Zerpherps6969
>>29539585
I wanna go to hell. I don't deserve happiness.
Licking each other's wounds won't save you from suffering.
>>29541094
>just to soothe Robots
EXCEPT IT DOESN'T. YOU'RE JUST MAKING THINGS WORSE. YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE GET ATTACHED SO YOU CAN RIP OUT THEIR HEARTS AND MAKE THEM SUFFER WORSE THAN THEY DID WHEN THEY FELT LONELY.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29539585
>L-let's go to the secondhand bookstore, theres also a farmer's market nearby too. We can make dinner together for tonight.
Since OP left, I guess I'll keep you losers company for a while instead!!
>>29540648
>Sure thing, please don't beat me too much!
no I suck I will probably lose
but it will still be a lot of fun when I am playing with you
