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>tfw my boyfriend thinks Umaru is cuter than me
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>tfw my boyfriend thinks Umaru is cuter than me
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>>29539237
>implying umaru isn't cuter than everyone
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You can't compete. Nobody can. It's impossible.
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>>29539267
I see.. I guess I'll just accept my fate.
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you must be pretty shit if THAT HAMSTER is cuter that you no offense
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>>29539507
I guess so..
I'll just kill myself
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>>29539521
try making him buy you kora and gemu
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>>29539237
This thread fucking sucks, what a waste of space.
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>>29539521
I'll leave a photo of Umaru on your grave.
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>>29539529
I don't want games.. just sweet peaceful death
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>>29539237

>tfw no husky who is cuter than OP
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Your boyfriend has a supremely shit taste.

t. bestest girl
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>>29539575
thats not ebina
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>>29539605
tfw no Ebina-chan gf
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>>29539575
>tfw i legit think sylph is the goat anime girl of all time and i dont even have a large folder of her, let alone any anime girl

i just save every picture i come across her. if u know any large sylph deposits pls link them
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>>29539255
Oh look, it's that guy that literally argues with himself to get (You)'s
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>>29539556
My nigga, what are you doing?
Get help
This is not healthy behavior
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>>29539575
now this is a qt
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>>29539832

FUCK YOU!!!!!!

YOU'RE UNHEALTHY BEHAVIOR!!!!
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>>29539556
It always makes me happy when I remember you'll never have your shitty dog and you can't even hold down a job. Dog fags are truly pathetic.
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>>29539902
Anything after pt 2 of Jojo is complete garbage
>m-muh stands
Get help, my negro
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The cutest nugget
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>>29539237
vapid insecure cunt, suck it up, stop whining and fix yourself
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3D is insignificant compared to 2D.
Even comparong 3D to 2D is like comparing diarhhea with corn to delicious cake.
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>>29540651
>Emergence
Fucking shitdick, thanks for reminding me.
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>>29541288
haha, np np, hehe x3
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>>29539237
>Tfw my wife and kids keep telling me to wake up and start living in reality but I don't want to see them go away
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>>29539237
>>29539255
>>29539267
>>29539301
>>29539507
>>29539521
Here is where texts goes
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>>29539556
Hello imouto, I was wondering if you had an opinion on the Alaskan Klee Kai breed. It's a breed of dog that is basically a mini-husky:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaskan_Klee_Kai
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>>29541528

My opinion.

GIVE ME ONE!!!!!!!!! I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!
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>>29539237
Hope he isn't actual fapping to that thing. Fucking autistic weebfags getting cucked over by repetitive shit drawings.
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>>29542060
>cucked

this no longer means anything, does it
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>>29539237
You should dump him. He seems like a cunt.
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>>29542132
If he's serious about it and purposely demeaning you, don't take the possibility that he's an emotionally abusive prick lightly.
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>>29542153
This.

>>29539237
OP i bet you're a guy with no other friends apart from him or some shit like that and you feel like your whole world circles around him, but you really shouldn't stay in a relationship with him especially since as the anon above said:
>don't take the possibility that he's an emotionally abusive prick lightly.

He's probably fucking with you and once he gets bored throw you away like an used cum rag. Are there other sort of abusive signs you saw at him or so?
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>>29539237
>tfw my boyfriend thinks Umaru is cuter than me

Maybe he just means that he wishes the two of you had a "imouto-type" of relationship. Have you tried being more cutesy and dere-dere?
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>>29539301
>>29539521
>>29539539
>Uuuuu my fucking boyfriend said that something is cuter than me
>Life is so unfair *crying*
>Am I cute guys, of course not
>It's my fate and I need to accept

JUST STOP
My god, you make me want to kill myself like nothing else right now.
Shut your mouth. If your so unhappy about it then dump your fucking boyfriend, and get off this board.
It's not for you you fucking degenerate mongrel.
God damn. How much fucking attention do you need if you start posting on 4CHAN about how your bf gets off to weaboo hamster people, because, looks like you don't satisfy his needs, and 2d pussy is better for him than your fucking roast beef.
You dense shit
If you have somebody in your life, then you've already accomplished more than most of us ever will. We loathe ourselves. We hate our shitstained life, and you have the audacity, to think that you matter, and to post on this board, because "Muh boyfrind dun't say I'm cute, but Umaru is"
You are the cancer that lives on this board
No. You are the tumor of humanity. You are a fucking vermin, that needs to be put to an eternal sleep.

You don't have any right to post here, and complain how sad you are. You don't know what being sad means. I hope you outlive your relatives, and every person that is close to you, and then spend the rest of your days on a fucking hospital bed, complaining to nurses that when you were 15, because let's fuckngn face it, you're not older than that, your boyfriend loved a japanese cartoon character more than you.
Now go to back to /soc/ and don't show your face here again you fucking serpent

You're the reason we cannot ever have nice things.
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Is this the same boyfriend that thinks spoony is more attractive too.
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>>29542802
savage, keep roasting these roasties
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umaruuuuuuuun
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>>29542802
my goodie, love you much anon, show the vapid cunt she's not welcome in here

>>29543008
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i'd suck your dick just for that post
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>>29539575
patrician taste, senpai
you should be proud
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At least your bf thinks 2D is cuter than you. My bf outright thinks 3DPD is cuter than me.
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>>29542802
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E

KILL ALL ROASTIES
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>>29544002
Delete all your spoonies or I'm going to make your ass a bright red and feel like it's on fire when I see you
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>>29544165
What the fuck is wrong with you, creep? Reported.
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>>29544218
>"creep"
>stealing pics some trashy attention whore posted on /cgl/ ages ago
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please die fucking roastie
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>>29544277
>stealing
>stealing

It's not stealing if you publicly posted it, spoony
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>>29540651
>>29542802
>>29544314

Why are you guys so buttblasted? I doubt a woman is writing this, probably just a guy pretending to be an insecure girl
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>>29541949
You aren't going to fuck it, are you
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>>29544374

No, wan wans aren't for lewding.
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>>29539237
Umaru is literally the worst waifu

not even sarcasm shes just shit
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>>29544343
Because he's pretending on an Anonymous website.
Where's the point in that? Say what you want to our fucking face.

This is /r9k/

If you have problems, we will either ignore you, talk with you, or make fun of you. We do this shit daily. If someone's pretending to have problems, because he wants attention, we don't care.
Well, as long as those are real problems. Then there's space for discussion. People pretending to have A or B.
We can have a discussion about A or B.

And then there's those faggots, that post shit like "My BF/GF don't like me (or "said something mean"). I'm so sad, my life is the worst, time to kill myself". Not just "I have a bf/gf". Okay great, I don't give a fuck. But "I have to die, my fate is being sad". Get a grip you fat fuck. Know where you are.
Those faggots are saying that because they have somebody in their life that wants to be with them, they are unhappy. What?
We are alone. Robots are alone. Not every one of us is lonely, but we are all alone. We look at the world pessimistically. We cling to our shallow "hope" that we don't even know if it's real or no, if it's gonna help us eventually or not.
And there are people like OP who likes to be an attention whore, and he does it by making a point that "My BF said Umaru is cuter than me"?
That's his fucking problem? That's the great point he made in life. His entire life, and this is where he arrived, by making a thread, just for these fucking statements.
>My boyfriend thinks Umaru is cuter than me
>I guess so.. I'll just kill myself
Know where you are bitchboy.
And I don't care if he's pretending or not. He's killing this board.

Look at this fucking thread.
This board is slowly turning into Tumblr. This entire thread is "Tumblresque"

What the fuck happened?
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>>29544948

The underageb& is strong in this one
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>>29544948
total savagery
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