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>Older bother is literally a model >Godlike jawline >Strongly
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>Older bother is literally a model
>Godlike jawline
>Strongly defined chin
>Sexy slanted eyes
>Perfect white teeth
>Over all extremely attractive face
>naturally tanned
>natually musculer
>can grow a great beard
>Extreme chad, really great at socialising

>I'm a year younger
>grow up being told we look like each other
>no jawline
>recceding chin
>wide baby eyes
>crooked, yellow teeth
>patchy beard
>social mess
>pale as all hell

Every single day in school the Stacys in my grade would ask if I was his brother and tell me that he's really hot. One time the girl I had a huge crush on said it and I wanted to cry. Even a teacher told me "wow your older brother looks like a model".

You guys don't have a clue how painful it is being reminded day after day how hard you lost the genetic lottery and how close you came to winning. It's like I'm watching what I could have been but living the shittiest possible life instead. He's dated Stacey after Stacey and here I am as a lonely virgin loser.
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>>29538999
Shave yourself and go full trap mode then beg him to fuck you like a slut, it's the closest you'll ever get to anything resembling intimacy.
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>>29538999
post his pics.
also, why don't you just stab his face with a knife, you'll feel so much better.
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my older sister is stacy, op. i'd always get pulled aside by guys thinking they were asking me out and then learning that they wanted me to ask my sister out for them. feels bad man.
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OP here

My life story in one picture

Forgot to mention I have acne while he's always had perfect clear skin
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If you lost weight you'd look a lot better. That sucks though, he does look like a model. I'm sorry.
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>>29539263
damn i'd kms desu
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>>29539035

Jayzus Christ
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>>29539263
Lose some weight and you'll look just like him.
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>>29539035
>>29539334
Lmao
And people say nothing good ever comes out of /r9k/
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>>29539263

Lose weight, and you'll look a lot more like him. Have you ever had a similar body weight to your older brother?

You'll never be as attractive as him, but you clearly have potential to be attractive.

Your biggest worry should be:

> meet qt
> start dating
> bring her to meet family
> she sees older brother
> starts paying more attention to him
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>>29539263
Is this really you and your brother? Like the other anons said, lose weight and you'll definitely look better
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>>29538999
Why compare yourself to people who you consider to be superior? How does that help? Why not focus on improving things you can change?

Looks aren't everything. They give people an advantage, but confidence and being fun to be around is superior and lasts longer.
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