Hey faggots. What's up. Former robot here.
I just lost my virginity to my gf. I'm officially a normalfag now. I transcended the shit out of robothood and I'm leaving this place forever once this thread is over. Even if I get cucked, I already graduated from /r9k/ and I don't deserve to make any more posts.
Pic related. Her panties. Rate them 1-10. Any questions or anything to say, feel free. If don't, at least congratulate me. I spent several years here and I'm ready to GTFO.
>>29538528
What was your top10 anime?
Where's a good place to put your money nowadays?
>>29538528
Is she like 13 or something? Jesus fuck
>>29538528
Congrats faggot. Now leave.
Age?
>>29538528
Ok. Why did you post her pantsu
>>29538528
Wow that's one filthy ass chair m8
Hope you didn't get the herps down in the geddo
>>29538563
Hmm top ten anime is hard but I'll try.
10-Texhnolize
9-Jinrui Wa Suitai Shimashita
8-Ergo Proxy
7-Serial Experiments Lain
6-Madoka
5-Kaiba
4-Steins;Gate
3-Kaiji
2-Darker Than Black
1-Legend of Galactic Heroes
Dunno anything about monye desu.
>>29538586
20
>>29538581
No, she's my age.
>>29538594
Cause I'm gonna have one hell of a fap right into them in a few minutes.
>>29538528
How'd you guys meet, how'd you guys become bf/gf?
What a coincidence, I just lost my virginity to quadruplets.
>>29538708
You're barely an adult, you weren't a robot to begin with.
>>29538760
thats incest
>>29538731
Met her at a party my one friend invited me to. We started hanging out and I ignored her a lot on purpose because I learned it from youtube videos. I just talked to her to tell her when and where, and when we are together I just look at her in the eyes. She eventually asked me out.
She's like a 7. I'm like a 6 at best. It was mostly luck desu.
>>29538784
Yeah, I know, but you know it sucked a hell lot when you became a 20 years old virgin. Of course it's nothing compared to being 23+, but I was so scared that I could become that. It's not just virginity, it's the fact that no girl looked at me before this one. I felt almost hopeless at one point.
But I don't really know true despair. I'm too young for that. I wish the best for older robots.
>>29538792
>thats incest
Oh, we know.
>>29538830
>Met her at a party
YOU WERE NEVER ONE OF US TO BEGIN WITH FAGGOT
>>29538858
>my one friend invited me to
It wasn't even a "party". There were like 8 guys and 4 girls. I don't know how to call that kind of event.
>>29538883
Fucking leave reee etc
>>29538883
Describe yourself?
Tall and white?
>>29539038
Yeah, I don't have much time left here. I used to tell normalfags to leave too, even if I hated them for shitting up my board it feels good to be one now. At least I know I wont infest the place like others did after this thread is over.
>>29539089
White, 5'7'', green eyes, brown hair, skinny. Fashionable. Relatively wealthy. No real talents but in a good major.
>>29539137
So how did the sexy time go?
>>29539559
It was shit.
I don't know what else to say. It wasn't as good at fapping. Nowhere near porn. Maybe it's the lack of experience but it was really underwhelming physically.
Now, psychologically I feel like a new man. Like, I fucked a girl, I'm a normal guy now. Totally worth it in that sense.
>>29538528
>just had sex
>hugging and cuddling in bed
>"i have one thing to do luv"
>gets up, takes phone
>"an i have your panties?"
>"s-sure anon"
>takes a picture
>spends next 5 minutes writing and posting it here
>"what are you doing, anon?"
>"i posted your panties online to prove im not a virgin"
the legend ends
part 2:
>"hey luc can i take pic of your ass and a time stamp"
>>29540241
Nah, we couldn't find her panties cause the room was a mess after the deed.
We didn't even bother. She just said she'd leave her panties here so I would return them someday. I told her I'll fap on them. She didn't give a shit.
Feels good.
Now, when I get her nudes, I was thinking of posting them in /b/. I don't think this is the right board for that shit.
>>29538528
nah mate, I've nutted in a roastie many times but I'm still here. Even if you weren't lying and had actually lost your V-card you'd still be back here.
>>29538528
You don't ever stop becoming a robot this is more of a vacation you're taking have fun we'll see you in a few months!
>>29540392
Unlike you, I don't intend to be a part of a community that doesn't want me. I had sex and I got a gf, even if I lose it all tomorrow I'm still everything this board stands against and I wont shit it up more.
>>29540336
>Now, when I get her nudes, I was thinking of posting them in /b/. I don't think this is the right board for that shit.
>I'm leaving this place forever once this thread is over
Dump them ASAP and gtfo
>>29538528
You'll come back after she breaks your heart and ruins your life
>>29539137
For fucks sake you're literally me, im the same age, height and body. I dont have a gf though but have been close to having a sex a few times
>>29540443
hes like a jew he says goodbye but doesnt leave
>thinks having sex once makes him normal
>at the age of 20
I'm lmaoing at your life
>>29538528
3/10 on the panties, the pattern is so cheap, and thanks to the color i cant see the grimy love things
Regardless, I won't really congrats you unless i see a pic of this "gf".
>>29538528
You'll probably be back in a few months or years at most. Once a robot, allways a robot.
>>29538708
Hey bro just wanted to say I lost my virginity this year too and LotGH is also my favourite anime.
Rip the magician.
You'll never leave. Lost my virginity years ago and still robot, emotionally scarred and unable to interact with girls.
>>29538830
>Met her at a party
>Party
>Robot
How did you meet her? Is tinder a meme for guys like us trapped here?
>>29538528
See you in a few years
