>tfw only 10 beers left
>tfw can't buy more because you live in a commie state and it's past the sales deadline
>tfw have to wait for your stomach to empty so you can reach intoxication.
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29536908
>>tfw have to wait for your stomach to empty so you can reach intoxication
explain this
>>29536957
If you eat right before you drink, your rate of alcohol absorption will decrease.
>>29536908
>drinking beer to get drunk
>Tfw you drink 3 40 ounces of malt liquor in 2 days
>barely even get drunk
Fuck tolerance that was all I drank in months
>beer
>capable of getting drunk off it
You fucking pleb. Drink something with a higher alcohol content than hand sanitiser please
>tfw drunk from last night
>shoulder hurting like shit
>>29537001
At least be educated in your insults. Hand sanitizer has a higher alcohol % than most liquors.
>>29536908
>>tfw can't buy more because you live in a commie state and it's past the sales deadline
what does this mean? You only get a certain number of beers a month?
>there's only one beer left
>rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf
