Ask a 29yo married guy anything.
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Ask a 29yo married guy anything.
>>29536627
how long have you known your wife for?
>>29536627
>Ask a 29yo married guy anything.
Why?
>>29536627
when will she leave you for an 18 year old black bull
>>29536627
i hope your wife gets breast cancer
>>29536627
How many boyfriends does your wife currently have?
>>29536650
14 years. High school sweethearts, as cliche as that sounds.
>>29536657
I'm bored and you guys seem to be both younger and romantically inexperienced, so I figured you might want to hear stories.
>>29536684
Never probably.
why the fuck are you here? Just to mock us? Go away. Normies on here are the worst.
>>29536731
That's pretty mean man. My mom died of breast cancer.
>>29536734
0. Unless you mean friends who are guys, then 2.
>>29536736
>I'm bored and you guys seem to be both younger and romantically inexperienced, so I figured you might want to hear stories.
>>29536750
>why the fuck are you here? Just to mock us? Go away. Normies on here are the worst.
He's just here to be patronizingand and to brag.
Come back after the divorce you normalfag.
>>29536736
You figured wrong normie fuck.
>>29536736
>14 years. High school sweethearts, as cliche as that sounds.
YEAH. That must be great. That must be fucking awesome actually. The remaining women won't be done riding the cock carousel until somewhere in their 30s before they're ready to settle for betacucks like us. But yeah, please tell us more about your fairy tale situation.
>>29536736
>14 years
aren't you sick to death of her? a sane man would be
>>29536627
why are you here?
bloxblox
>>29536802
Not at all. Again, cliche as hell, but I probably love her more than when we first got married. There's a lot to be said for having someone in your life for over a decade that you can trust and depend on.
>>29536794
Man, I'm not bragging about anything. But I think a lot of you guys have a warped view of marriage, and that's a shame because you're honestly missing out.
>>29536627
can i fuck your wife or is it an only blacks thing?
>>29536863
>Man, I'm not bragging about anything.
That's exactly what you're doing though.
>>29536863
Whatever you say, normie. Get fucked.
>>29536765
>My mom died of breast cancer.
HAHAHAHDHHDHHAHHHHHDHDAH
>>29536863
>Not at all. Again, cliche as hell, but I probably love her more than when we first got married. There's a lot to be said for having someone in your life for over a decade that you can trust and depend on.
shit fammi I have already made my peace with having to settle, n here you come along.
>>29536863
you're not welcome here, your pathetic attempt to rile me has failed
>>29536863
>that's a shame because you're honestly missing out.
I love this. Remember this thread you massive retard. It'll make your misery that much sweeter when your marriage eventually detonates you good little beta bux provider.
>>29536863
>and that's a shame because you're honestly missing out.
>implying we'd be capable of finding a woman to marry even if we wanted to
>>29536877
We aren't swingers or anything like that, sorry man.
>>29536902
How might that be?
>>29536926
Everyone settles in some way. No one is the perfect partner, or that is to say, no one is flawless. That's another realization that comes from being together for so long. You understand a person's faults, and know if and how you can live with them.
It's obviously not going so well because you feel the need to rub your marriage in the faces of young virgin losers on a website for Asian cartoons.
Not a question, just pointing out your stupidity.
>>29536962
Why not? Not to say it isn't hard, all relationships of merit are, but it's absolutely not impossible.
>>29537012
Sharing my joy with others is a bad thing? Why?
>>29536996
>How might that be?
Hey you lonely guys whose never even been loved or been in a relationship, wanna ask me questions about me and the love of my life xD!?
Hope she dies of cancer like your mom.
>>29537051
>Sharing my joy with others is a bad thing? Why?
Why not go to reddit? You can all circle jerk how good your lives are.
>>29537153
Don't like Reddit or its format. You can just hide this thread if it bothers you man.
>>29537118
But a lot of you guys have had relationships. I see it every day on here.
>>29537204
You kind of got side tracked there, chief! Go on. Tell us how amazing your wife is in as much detail as you can provide!
>>29536627
Why do you guys come here, to mock us, rub our noses in your success? I really don't understand.
>>29537464
Sharing my happiness is rubbing it in your face? I mean, you would share nice things with other people wouldn't you?
>>29537269
She is amazing, but in ways that are hard to explain. Like, how can I possibly convey the emotion when she makes dinner? It's a simple thing, she made food. But the meaning behind it, that she wants to make me happy and give me comfort after I come home from work, just melts my heart.
>>29536627
Yea,
I got a question,
Why the fuck are u here normie piece of shit?
no one gives a fuck about your relationshit get the fuck out normie
>>29537204
>But a lot of you guys have had relationships.
Ah, you're a tourist. Makes sense.
>>29537539
>Sharing my happiness is rubbing it in your face? I mean, you would share nice things with other people wouldn't you?
Knowing it would make them more miserable, no I wouldn't
>>29537539
Yeah, I would, but you're kind of in the wrong place, it's kind of like going up to a homeless person and talking about going to a 5 star restaurant the night before and how good the food and atmosphere was. That's what you're basically doing here.
You'll get nothing in this thread but hate and curses normie.
Leave before ur children are cursed autistic.
OhOh and don't come back here when get sucked by ur wife bcuz ur not virgeem
>>29537640
* cuckedcucked
Bloxobloxy
>>29537204
>But a lot of you guys have had relationships. I see it every day on here
Those are summerfags, not robots. We want them fucking OUT REEEEEEEEEEE
>>29537539
how much do you pay her to make food and clean and pretend to enjoy having sex with you?
take one for humanity and please never reproduce op.