Do you guys have hot Aunts? What do you think of mine? Any stories? I have an old one
>pic related is seven years younger than me mum, her sister, my aunt being like 26 when this happened
>I was either 13 or 14
>I had just gone through a huge growth spurt since she last saw me
>she pulls up in her new model Audi
>get's out in cute as fuck sundress and boots
>doesn't see me looking through the window
>I stay in my room until my mom drags me out
>she notices that I'm now a few inches taller than heras does my penis
>she points it out and goes in for a hug
>I retract
>"Anon, you're still not weird about hugging are you?"
>I let her hug me
>she gets her whole body in and does a tight squeeze
>literally feel her pubic region against my groin
>she stops, takes step back, smiles, and pats me on the head
>I look at my mom
>she shrugs
>my aunt say something to the likes of "he's sure grown" to my mom as they go back to the living room
>she ends up staying with us for a week
>had few other awkward instances and exchanges but that was about it, won't go into them because this isn't a personal blog
>>29536567
No one?
ygiuo
>>29536567
>Things that never happened
Wew lad
post more pics
thanks for the story dude Im hard
>>29537077
Here you go f.a.m.
origami
>>29537312
post more awkward instances and exchanges
I think I can cum to this stuff
>>29536567
dawg how cum you didnt at least slightly touch the minge
if you do it lightly you can say sorry right after
>>29536567
>get's
Fucking faggot
What do you even think apostrophes do?
Anyway my aunt on my mom's side is a bull dyke. She does painting and drywall work. She regularly finds married women with empty nest syndrome and converts them to lesbianism. The first one she did this with (while I was alive anyway) ended up killing herself when my aunt left her. She left the second one for the lady who lived next door. She left her fairly recently and found another new one.
tfw my aunt is a chad
>>29537385
How does she do it? and can I apply her principles as a straight male?
>>29537438
My theory is that she's really good at choosing her targets. Either that or she shotguns at every woman she meets until she finds one willing.
The women are always in vaguely unhappy marriages and their kids are either in college or beyond that.
I mean you can look for cougars but the fact that you're probably fat, ugly, autistic, and live with your parents kind of kneecaps your efforts.
>>29537348
No problemo. Also give me while to type em up
>>29537376
I'm not sure what you're getting at
oregino
>>29537598
hurry the fuck up with that oregano
>>29536567
Op you better try to hit that shit
>>29536567
>>29537348
This is that same week that she stayed with us.
>she had shown up like Thursday or Friday
>didn't see her much those days because school and extracurricular
>wake up around noon Saturday forget that my aunt is there
>mom is at work (I'm an only child and my dad passed away when I was still in diapers)
>just have my underwear on
>walking to the bathroom
>walk past the guest bedroom, the door was open
>I hear "good morning to you to"
>it clicks that she's with us
>just saw me in my underwear
>look down
>morning wood that had worn off a bit so I was at half mass and looked pretty much flaccid
>I take a piss
>try to slyly get back to my room and get some clothes on
>she had gone into the kitchen at that point to get coffee
>I get back to my room, slam the door, and breath
>reflect
>look down
>I'm rock hard
>jerk off real quick
>get some clothes on and realize what I just did
>noregrets.pneg
>>29537829
She's 37 now f.a.m., I'll pass
>>29537807
There: >>29537864
>>29537884
>I'll pass
Fucking pussy
Oldest I've gone was 38, but I'd go as high as necessary. Honestly the only condition I have for a woman is for her to be clean.
>>29537953
Well considering somewhere around 33 she turned into a coal burner, I'll pass
>>29537990
Yeah you should've mentioned that part first. Fuck.
When I said "clean" I figured not having aids was implied.
You can always get dome though
>>29538015
Meh, I just keep the memories for the fap bank, no interest in actual incest
>>29538040
Well your memories so far are pretty shit so spice it up or get to the gud shit
>>29538071
Should I really go ahead and lie faggot? I didn't fuck her or actually do anything sexual. She was just super playful and joking bout that kinda stuff
>>29537598
your aunt is hot, op.
show full body pics.
>>29538015
You talk like a nigger, any woman fucking you is almost as low as a mud shark.
>>29538101
r8?
oreganorolo
>>29538147
man, she is 9/10.
why are you not fucking her
more
>>29538183
Because she's a coal burn AND I'm related to her. I also really like this pic in particular.
>two in the pink, one in the sink
Anyway, what do you guys want to hear aboot eh?
>>29536567
Your aunt is hot op. Any pics of her feet? Please pretty please
>>29538212
I don't see why the related part is relevant.
>>29538248
Sorry, can't find any yet. She has hundreds of pics of herself on FB but nothing with her feet
>>29538109
At least they fuck me.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST FUCK HER ALREADY
YOU UNGRATEFUL APE
I love her wide hips. Wide hips are underrated in the modern age, idk why boyish figures got so popular
>>29538248
>>29538338
Found some with toes
>>29538091
Sure, lie if you're a good author. Might be able to fap. Though if you can get some cleavage or yoga pants pics I won't need the lies.
OP here. There's one more incident worth mentioning was later the same day I walked past her with a half chub in my underoos.
>I walked into the living room
>she was on her laptop probably doing business stuff
>she mentioned that morning
>I apologized and told her that I forgot she was there for some reason
>she tells me that it's fine and "it's not like I haven't seen you naked before" referring to when I was an infant and stuff since she was around a lot then since she was living with us when I was an infant
That's about it.
>>29538532
gg OP
That was your in. You should've told her "Well I haven't seen you naked before so it's kind of intimidating for you to see me like that now."
"Oh but why is it intimidating?"
-line about how beautiful/radiant/ravishing/stunning/whatever old people word for hot you can work in
"Well maybe we should even it up!"
*takes off shirt*
The rest is history. And by history, I mean you can find similar stories in my browser history.
Also more casual pictures.
>>29538647
Yeah... that's not how the world works f.a.m.
>>29538680
Obviously
But I can fantasize while I masturbate
>>29538698
Have other I guess.
>>29538647
Bruh really
>>29538428
I'd rather not lie, I'm not good at it
>>29538790
wew
ybnm'
>>29536567
Post her feet pls
The position of this pic makes me want to see her feet
>>29538835
The only ones with her feet are here: >>29538407. Can't find anything else.
OP here, anyone know how to download FB videos? She has a few on her FB that are pretty uh, interesting. I'd probably upload the webms to pomf or something so you can have audio
>>29538844
Thanks bruh
Your aunt jumps between 8.5/10 and 6/10 in the pics ITT. Hot enough tho.
>>29538879
Her being related adds at least a point and a half. But I'm a degenerate with slightly fucked up tastes in my erotica.
>>29538873
Nevermind, I'm retarded. Will have a webm soon, just don't let this thread die
>>29538805
>>29538805
>35-50 year old women
>acting like they are still college whores.
Where has all the class gone?
>>29538946
I won't.
Originally though
>>29538963
That's what lack of success in life does to women.
Whatever, fuels my fantasy
>>29538963
>Where has all the class gone?
We don't beat our women enough tbqh
>>29538790
op show her boobs.
Bumping this
Orig
Alright guys, so this will be the only one with audio since after this she keeps spouting identifying shit.
>>>/wsg/1153876
>>29539104
Identifying shit?
If she ever saw these posts she'd already know it was you. Just post the audio, I like her voice.
>>29539104
Damn, just give her your fat dick m8.
anything with her boobs or cleavage. they look lovwly.
>>29539150
I don't want OTHER people to get identified. I'm not worried about me being doxxed, I'm worried for her sake and the people she associates with. After I finish the mute I'll go through and do one that cuts out the names and stuff
>>29539184
Sounds good
Let's get to the interesting ones.
>>29538963
robots should be out fucking these sluts
Anyone remember that anon who fucked his mom's cousin? She was a hot filipino or something, made my dick hard
>>29539315
Since the file sizes are fuck huge, even too big for /wsg/, I'm just going to upload them one at a time to pomf.is
>>29539397
>>29539315
Here we go, the mute one
https://u.pomf.is/gkjjbr.webm
>>29539412
those milky boobs
>>29539352
They fuck /fit/izens, not robots
>>29539412
would risk aids 2bqh
>>29539438
>>29539455
Audio one coming soon, I fucked up and the first 20 seconds that had names in it was still in it so I have to redo it
>>29539523
Anyone still ITT?
>>29539560
>>29539523
Welp, here it is
https://u.pomf.is/iemxqf.webm
>>29539586
>tfw everyones cum and gone
Also, yeah, it's about a kid with brain cancer so hope that settles well with you guys. Anyone have any stories?
>>29539523
Buddy I'm still here. Waiting for more spank material.
>>29539586
oh shit I edged at the whipped cream
>>29539601
Well you have: >>29539586
I made this thread kinda hoping for stories from others though :^/
>>29539586
>https://u.pomf.is/iemxqf.webm
kek
I was not expecting that.
Is that you on her right at the end of the webm?
I also had a hot aunt but she lived out in Norway so I didn't see her often. I still had the "wow anon you've grown moment" but thankfully didn't get erect.
That hug is probably still the most erotic moment in my life though
>>29539653
>Is that you on her right at the end of the webm?
Do I sound like an 8 year old niglet to you? No that's one of her husband's kids from before they met three years ago
>>29539694
She sounds like a female cuck
>>29539717
You don't even want to know how deep the cuckolding goes. Here's a hint: the kid's mom is white and so if the father :^)
>>29539742
wait so a white guy got cucked and kept looking after the kid when he remarried?
wew lad
>>29539627
I'm kind of hypocritical since I have 2 fake cousins that I know were into me when we were younger but I never got a chance to act on it when I finally figured it out since I haven't seen them since. They were only related through like 3 lines of step-parent or step-grandparent, so not actual cousins. Which actually makes the fantasy kind of duller, but I still have it.
One was a 2-3 years younger than me, and one like 1-2 years older. The older one I always had a HUGE crush on as a really young kid but she seemed too hot to be reachable. The other always played with my younger sister (same age as her) so I never really saw her as anything but an extra annoying little sister.
When the older one and I were like 15-16, I know I caught a bunch of looks when we were at a gathering. Shoulda offered to go on a hike with her.
Now I'm married. I've got both on FB but nothing'll come of it; I'd never cheat.
>>29539772
Yup. He legally adopted the kid, haha
>>29539694
>Do I sound like an 8 year old niglet to you?
It would be awesome if you were since you called her a coal burner.
>>29539789
Nah, I'm as white as she is. Me mum and her are full on sisters and my biological father is white as snow
damn op, your aunt is pretty hot. her hotness kind of fluctuates though between photos.
anyway, to respond to your prompt:
No, I do not have any hot aunts.
Sorry for the shitpost, I just wanted to say something. It's almost 2 in the morning where i'm at, and I'm bored as fuck with nothing to do. I don't want to go to bed. I want to talk to someone.
Weird, I instantly lost interest in her when the OP said she slept with black men
I didn't think I even cared about that shit but it gave me a visceral disgust reaction
>>29539944
huh. that part didn't really bother me that much. what bothered me more is the more recent pics and the webm in which her age starts to show. i guess the black guy thing isn't really a good thing, but it isn't terrible i don't think. i don't know though, it really depends on the black guy. i think it can be because you found a black guy that was worth dating, or because you just want attention or something. the latter being the negative.
>>29540001
>>29539944
>2016
>being racist
wew
>>29540391
>>29540391
wht r u syaing?
>>29540410
yes
yvibuon;ml';,
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Aunt lived with us for a year
I fucked every single one of her holes
>>29536567
Its not particularly her body (she's a fat whale) but its that taboo feeling of fucking her which makes it so HOT.
>>29537864
you didnt say good morning back?
what a rude fucking brat you were jesus christ
>>29540834
Tell us more, even if you're lying
>>29540855
I totally get it mang
>>29541024
Well no because all that set in was panic
I've fucked my aunt without her knowing.
While I still fap to it a lot, I'm half disgusted as well.
>>29540391
>being PC on 4chan
wew
>>29541243
care to elaborate?
I'm assuming she was asleep how did she not wake up?
>>29541263
>racism is being PC
wew
>>29541243
Tell us faggot
ecgvhbjnkm
>>29541281
calling people out for racism is being PC
fuck off
>>29539455
I've been hit on by milfs and I look like I'm 12, I think they just like really young looking people. Maybe there's just a lot of female pedophiles
>>29541319
No it just boosts their egos. It's like that one dad who brags about how "he still has it". You're just another piece in her milf portfolio.
>>29541341
That makes it sound even hotter.
>>29541272
Nah. I'll quick tl;dr it.
>A number of years ago well before the Current Year
>Single Aunt lives in the same city, I regularly visit
>Constantly fantasize about her sexually
>One day I'm using her computer
>Being a typical female, she leaves everything logged in
>I go to Hotmail, and see an email literally titled "Swinger Sex Party"
>Curious, I read it, and it basically says that the are expecting her at such address that night, and over 20 guys are expected to turn up
>The place is across the road from the internet cafe I used to go to, and across from a bar I frequented
>That night, I am at the bar with a few friends
>They go early, and I am a bit drunk
>Suddenly remember that this sex party is across the road, and I go to the door
>The guy there asks me who referred me to the door, I said my aunt's name, he lets me in (and I had to pay $400), tells me to go down the end of the hall and turn left
>I do, and there is everyone in masks (full face masks and shit), getting "ready"
Now, I don't know what the FUCK possessed me to do it, but I stripped, and grabbed a mask, and put it on. We all stood in a circle.
>She comes out completely naked, and just as you'd expect from a typical swinger party, she makes her away around the room giving quick handjobs and blowjobs
>Gets to me, does her thing
>Everyone then proceeds to fuck her
>Same deal, I move in, and then start fucking her, and fuck me it felt amazing
>But, it was after I came that I felt disgusting. I had to get out, I left, and have never looked at her the same way again
I won't be all like "feelsgoodman, came buckets, sex, literotica", etc, I'm just putting it out there that I did something bad.
>>29541362
thanks for sharing, anon
The only part of that story that disgust me is the group sex element
How old were the two of you at the time?
>>29541429
I was 21, she was 40.
>>29538183
>9/10
At my work, I regularly see women who could be around her age that are MUCH better looking. No way is she a 9/10.
The worst thing is having a hot mom, it was a living hell to be constantly approached by Chads from school wanting to bang her and become my new stepdad. Thankfully, she's degraded enough now that she's close to 50.
Well.
Good stuff lads.
>>29537385
>(while I was alive anyway)
Shit's getting real fuckin spooky in here.
>>29538212
how do you know she burns coal
>>29538647
smugman.tiff
>>29541143
>Tell us more, even if you're lying
She read like a cousin's aunt or so we didn't really share blood but I had to treat her like an aunt.
Started by me going through her panties when she was out and cumming in them.
Eventually I would playfully jump into bed with her to wake her up. That turned into tickles and soft nuzzling and such.
I being a good little nephew.
I always had a raging boner during these times and would beat off the moment I left. I aimed it away from her do she never knew.
One day she was really sleepy and wouldn't get up, so I just pressed my boner into her ass. Kept dryhumping til I came in my pants.
I came so fucking hard that I soaked through my pants and a little ended up on her. Started to freak out so I started rubbing the wet spot on her pants. She started moaning and i fucking dipped
Eventually I started fondling her breasts and she didn't mind. Sucked her nipples, eventually she asked to see my dick.
Day we fucked I was 15 and she had just seen all her friends married and shit on fb.
My parents were gone for the weekend, so she asked me to just sleep with her since they wouldn't find out. Figure I'll get more handies so why not.
She comes in after her shower and drops her towel, first time seeing her completely naked. Asks me if I want to have sex, say fuck yeah.
Proceed to fuck over the remainder of the year.
She moved away when she got a real job.
When I can afford it, I go visit her and we fuck like animals
