>"i'm sorry anon, but your tiny little cock isn't big enough. I need at least 7 inches to have fun!"
>"thats as big as you can get? aww, I want more!"
Wat do
>>29535469
Make her wish it was smaller.
Probably can't even no matter how rough I get.
[Watching thread]
b-but i'm 7"x5.3".
sorry its a bit on the skinny side.
>>29535530
stfu u dont know anything
>>29535589
Everyone knows anything below 6" girth is pencil dick tier.
>>29535530
Anon, can we see? My dick is about .5 inches longer, but almost a while inch bigger around. Too girthy for most girls tbqh.
What does yours look like?
>>29535960
Its looks like an average penis on a fat hairy guy.
>>29535469
find a girl who has tiny cock fetish try a penis pump or a sleeve that goes on your dong
>tfw 8x5 bone pressed
>tfw will never satisfy a girl with it because I can't get a girl
In other news, why is bone pressed the standard measurement? Isn't that kind of cheating since you aren't using that bit of your dick?
Tbh if a girl ever insulted my dick I'd probably just get my stuff and leave and never talk to them again.
>>29537415
Because most people are going to do whatever they can to get a bit more length so you might as well just make that the standard.
Tell the blind bitch to get a ruler because I'm not under 7 inches...
>>29537415
>8x5
>5
PENClL
>>29535617
6 inch girth is the size of the top rim of a soda can. I've talked to multiple females (online) about this and they say it's too thick. If your dick is above seven inches enjoy having to worry about ramming their cervix.
>ywn go balls deep
>>29535530
Same, feels like having a pencil dick
>>29538067
I'm 6.5x5.7, KHV. Is that good? i Dont even know
>>29538066
it really doesn't matter
if i was 3x1, doesn't change the fact I'm a KHV that will never use my dick
>>29535469
Truth of the matter is, 99% of women who say shit like that have never been with a penis that size. They just think they have because women aren't the ones who measure cocks.
>>29535530
>>29535617
Stop. Magnum XL condoms have a 8inch length and 2 inch girth.
Ask her if she is blind because my dick is definetly larger than 7 inches.
>>29540508
pic with timestamp or you're full of shit.
Is 7.5x5.5 good?
put on my strapon and dp her
6.75 x 6.25 here
>>29540567
You don't have a fucking 5 inch girth that's almost twice the girth of Shane Diesel's penis
Learn how to width
>>29540642
Girth is circumference, not diameter you jackass.
"The measurement around the middle of something, especially a person's waist.
synonyms: circumference, perimeter; ect"
>>29540674
Shut the fuck up faggot you have a 2 inch girth at the most
Shane diesel is 8 inch x 3 inch
>>29540693
Look at that, a retard!
>>29540705
Look at that, a dicklet!
>>29540693
You have very poor reading comprehension.
>>29535469
cum all over a bunch of praying mantis and baby birds then melt them down into a liquid and freeze it into the shape of a 7 inch cock
then get my cock surgically removed and replace it with that
climb down her chimney 10 years in the future on christmas with a bowl of eggs and leave it on the table and put a recording in her tv for her kids to see in the morning when they get up excited for christmas where i skin their mother alive and wear her face as a mask, her hair as a wig and chop my 7 inch praying mantis baby bird dick off and fuck myself up the ass with it while screaming my name
>>29539364
>KHV
Not good.
>>29535469
That's ok, close the door in your way out. Don't ever call me again tho
Seriously what kind of person makes these threads? Someone actually sat down and decided he'd type this out and make this thread
>>29537415
Because in medical studies, if it's not bone pressed, it's not accurate, stuff like the average bodyfat % of the population would skew the data by heaps. As well as people even of the same bodyfat % not necessarily having the same thickness of pubic fat.
>>29535469
Kek, but I'm already above 7". Guess I'd be fucking her while making some small little boy a cuck, then.
