>tfw will never have a qt foamer gf
drinking thread time
what is your poison tonight, /r9k/?
What does foamer mean?
Dewar's White Label, it's cheap and not the swill that is Johnny Walker
cheap swedish vodka that was on sale
drinking some shitty reds wicked ale.
Im a light weight though so 6 or so gte me liqerd
>>29535454
an autistic rail enthusiast
>>29535464
vodka is so nasty though
bourbon and rum are superior
Took like 8 dabs so I'm about to be retarded, was drinking leinekugel lrmon shandy b4
>>29535498
It's easy to mask the taste. Not so much with other liquors.
>>29535498
>autistic rail enthusiast
Please explain, is this some sort of music thing?
Also confirmed vodka is shit, only purpose is for getting party-drunk but even then white rum can replace it in 90% of cases.
>>29535557
No wonder you're on r9k you're actually afraid of the taste of alcohol
>>29535464
>>29535498
>>29535557
you guys want to know a good vodka trick? put it in a jar with pickles, and get it really cold (say in the fridge or freezer overnight). tastes really good.
spicyish pickles work best imo.
>>29535364
Whisky
i feel like shit
>>29535578
agreed, white rum is awesome
and it means someone who has autism, and their autistic obsession is trains
>>29535557
the problem is, with vodka one has to mask the taste. with even halfway decent rum or whiskey, one doesn't
>>29535578
i guess you're new here. samson is obsessed with trains.
>>29535614
>whiskey
Confirmed for a fucking pleb for not specifying which kind. You're the kind of idiot that doesn't know the difference between different types of engineering
>>29535602
It's not a pleasant taste. If you think otherwise you're an underage idiot or an alcoholic.
>>29535633
I haven't been on for a while so I do feel kinda new
God I hate you tripfaggot, but I am drinking woodford reserve and it tastes like shit
>>29535655
I actually happen to enjoy the taste of good scotch/bourbon/rum
>>29535635
No I'm just the kind of idiot that drinks whiskey
>>29535678
Does it taste like wood?
>>29535704
It tastes like bourbon
I hate bourbon when it comes to slamming
I prefer cheap rum for that
>>29535694
You missed the point, "whiskey" is an extremely general term that doesn't indicate what you're drinking at all
>>29535659
its ok being up on local trip fags is more a curse than something to be proud of
>>29535721
Cmon man just go with the joke, it has wood in the name.
Definitely should've gone for rum though
>>29535756
Well I just stole it from my parents so it wasnt my choice
>>29535721
bourbon is usually stronger though
myself, I really like Evan Williams, especially the bottled in bond. they make the best bourbon one can get for under $20 a bottle
>>29535688
There are flavor compounds involved in those. That's what you like. Drink plain alcohol and the result will be unpleasant.
It's like 2.5% difference in alcohol content, rum is easier to down quicker so it's better for self induced comas
>>29535787
I do prefer cheaper shit, because it all tastes like shit to me
>>29535826
well once you're a bit older you'll feel differently
Out of weed but I got a bowl of resin. I extracted a bunch of it from my pipe. It's a huge wad of black tar stuff. It melts slowly, doesn't burn very much. It has lasted three smoking sessions now and gives me a great high. Gonna try for a fourth soon and I hope the potency hasn't finally been taken away.
After that resin is gone I'll be totally dry for four days. I sure as hell don't want to be sober but I look at the bright side - it's a T break.
What about you Samson. You getting stoned and drunk tn?
>>29535612
I'm actually going to try this when I get money. I've thought about doing this already actually. Pickle juice is known as a hangover cure. I don't know if that's true but it is really good for your body I read. I love drinking the juice by itself, and I bet it will mask the vodka really well.
>>29535792
Nigga nobody drinks raw alcohol that's a shit argument
>>29535792
this is why I don't like vodka, it tastes of nothing but alcohol
and tequila (or at least, all tequila I've had so far) tastes like cheap vodka that has spent a few days in a garbage disposal
>>29535723
i dont know man all i know is im drinking whiskey and smoking and getting fucked up to forget the insufferable bad feelings. i cant be the only one?
>>29535842
>I'm actually going to try this when I get money. I've thought about doing this already actually. Pickle juice is known as a hangover cure. I don't know if that's true but it is really good for your body I read. I love drinking the juice by itself, and I bet it will mask the vodka really well.
this guy i know made it and we did shots of it and it was so good. he worked at a restaurant and had access to really nice gourmet pickles so ymmv. i'm going to make some soon.
>>29535842
>black tar stuff
That's called cancer
>>29535836
Yea actually I was gonna add to the post, I really have no palette for this shit, but I guess the best way to approach it is to just drink it straight until I like it.
I mean I can drink shots of everclear without making a face, but it doesn't mean I like it you know?
I've never tried to sip this shit though, when I drink I want to get drunk quick and then stop
Slightly miffed this tripfag thread is so quick but w/e Im lonely and drunk
>>29535364
>tfw got reminded of the girl I was with multiple times today after finally having felt at least functional this past week
>cried my whole drive home after toughing it out all day with my mom and great-aunt
>this morning dad was talking about packing his things and moving out
Seagram's gin with tonic. Almost out of tonic, so soon just gin, or absinthe.
>tfw the time with her was the best of my life
>for a while was at the mantra of "Oh jesus christ I should just fucking kill myself" crying everyday
>hadn't said that for over a week
>it was back my whole drive home
>>29535866
What's the name of the bottle you're drinking from?
>>29535842
in slav countries, vodka is traditionally consumed with a pickle on the side
and yeah, I am vaping some cheap bud
>>29535886
>Slightly miffed this tripfag thread is so quick but w/e Im lonely and drunk
i know that feel
and the other feels of your post.
all i know is that towards the end of college i stopped being able to enjoy straight cheap alcohol anymore.
>>29535896
Sounds comfy in a weird way
Wish something would atleast happen in my life
Best hangover cure is extremely fatty/salty foods and/or protein. Packets of chips or bacon work wonders. Some sort of sports drinks is good for replacing the electrolytes that get consumed when removing alcohol from your system
>>29535364
Im drinkin the same OP, and smokin and i've got coke.
I FEEL CLOSER TO ETERNITY. all i need is a cum.
>>29535929
I spent a good couple of weeks finger-fucking my pistol. It wasn't comfy at all. I had to lay off the booze for the time to make sure I didn't do anything rashly.
>>29535927
it's not a trip thread, it's a booze thread
>>29535947
nah, the best hangover cure is lots of water, a bit of weed, and time
>>29535947
For me, literally nothing cures a hangover, and mine last for most of the day with the quantities I drink.
All that works is sleeping a ridiculous amount of time, getting up regularly to down water and have a little food.
>>29535896
Hey man, at least you had something, it's better than nothing at all. For you there will be hope that one day you can get something like that again but for those who have never had it seems impossible they ever will have
Sailor Jerrys and some Marlboro NXTs, they actually suck a lot less then I thought.
Stanley Park SunSetter.
Its doing me nice after the bar.
Have to go back to the mental ward tomorrow night. Wish me luck lads.
>>29535364
Hey there. Saw you on a different board a couple days ago. Man, do all you do is drink?
I mean, I have no problem with your lifestyle. Just wondering.
>>29536022
Sailor Jerry's is clearly the most superior liquor available in the store, great choice.
Also nice dubs
>>29535905
I dont know somebody took off the label from the bottle, as you can see it's empty so im gonna get some wine
>>29535364
Do you even try
>29536083
What does the bottlecap say?
>>29536087
no
>>29536046
pretty much. I have nothing to live for
>>29536160
Que? What's going on? Care to share your woes?
I drank the last few nights because no weed. Back to smoking weed tonight and it feels so good.
>tfw no samson to vape dank buds with
:(
>>29536311
>>29535993
Now its a trip thread
>>29535364
Drinking Wild Turkey on the rocks. Finished about half a quart so far.
Today is my "friday" night, don't have to be at work for another two days and I already did the assignments for my summer class.
Grandma died last Monday.
Listening to Gilbert and Sullivan songs.
Eating tendies from Raising Canes.
Not a terrible night.
>>29536311
maybe in some other life
>>29536274
just incapable of working professionally in the one thing I'm not total shit at
>>29536311
i feel like samson probably h8s traps desu but idk
>>29536407
Nuh uh, he just thinks I'm mentally ill I don't think he hates me or trans in general.
>>29536397
Aw
>>29536362
Sorry dear, I'll leave shortly dw
>haven't had a drink since monday when I had about 6 beers
>before that I only had 1 beer per night for about 5 days
>before that I was getting blackout sloppy for like three weeks straight
>getting over a bit of a cold, in the final stages of healing
>both desperately want to head down to the shop and pick up 8 beers worth of alcohol or so
>or I just man up and deal with the addiction and have a good sleep
>>29536472
idk i feel sick and im debating getting drunk or just sleeping
>>29536472
alcohol will help the cold, senpai. I drink whenever my allergies act up and it helps a lot.
>>29536465
it's mostly because you live nowhere near me, and I can't afford travel unless my parents pay for it
>>29536527
but l thought your parents owned google or some shit
>>29536465
Dont forget to go back to /lgbt/ while youre leaving
>>29536504
The cold was about a day in when I had those 6 beers, and the hangover the next day was the worst I've ever had.
>>29535849
Vodka comes pretty close.
Dilute pure ethanol with water and compare it to Vodka. It's going to be very similar. In fact, you probably won't notice the difference in a blind taste test.
It's a valid argument.
>tfw u is sad
>>29535364
Do you even try get a foamer gf
>>29536560
lol not even close
>>29536748
no, because I know they don't exist. there are pretty much no women obsessed with trains in this country
>>29536748
How about we start with just gf and work in the foamer bit later
>>29535364
Well as you can see I don't have any alcohol but otherwise there is no shortage of dopamine over here.
