Who's feeling devilish tonight?
Dubs decides what I do.
>>29534587
Stop posting here forever
>>29534587
Is that your little sister op? Just take out your dick masturbating and try to wake her up. Please provide pics
>>29534587
Kiss her in the cheek and say "good night"
>Don't actually mean good night
Hmm..
Kill yourself OP
>>29534612
I'm pretty surprised that nobody has said that on r9k before.
>>29534639
re roll
djfghysdghjmgdfngf
Kill her for fun.
kill her for sport.
Kill her for food.
>>29534587
If it's your sister, confess feelings of love and record her reaction.
If not just go to sleep anon.
>>29534612
>>29534677
WINNER WINNER CHlCKEN DINNER
Post a timestamp to proof its true
Masturbate and cum over her
do it fgt
>>29534833
DING DING DING
DO IT FAGGOT
>>29534833
Here's your time stamp.
I actually should have taken one in the OP, sorry.
>>29534846
reroll
oregano
>>29534833
This kills the threadoreganol
>>29534683
No fucking reroll coward. Do it now. If you don't then you not a true robot
show me her cute feet
>>29534587
Light that bitch on fire
>>29534907
show yo wang in hur thang
Wake them up with your dick(preferably flacid) on their face
Record you doing it
Take a picture of her face and post
Make mac and cheese, wake her up, and tell her to eat it.
slap them buttcheeks
Pull the sheets out and take a pic of her reaction.
punch your girlfriend lol
Make a hearty bowl of soup
Slap her face
with ur dik
observe my doubles
>>29535013
rerolling qqbbtt
>>29534587
Fart in her faceoriginallo
>>29535032
reroll
i get why this is not original
Go to sleep for eight hours
>>29535066
Sweet fucking kek
pour water on her face
>>29534587
Do this >>29534639 faggots idea.
>>29535066
WITNESSED
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
NEEEEEEEEEESSED
oregnao
tell her u love her n that shes the best thing ever happened t o u
>>29535066
Observed, my friend.
>>29535066
Nice dubs anon, I feel privileged to observe them.
Get an airhorn, tape the button down, and throw it at her
>>29535100
BLAM!
Oregon trail of tears
spray shaving cream in her hand
then tickle her nose
post tghe result please
>>29535100
WITNESS THESE OP
OP
OH PEEE
Place an open can of sardines, or any similar fish, under her pillow and go to sleep.
leave her alone and never post here again
>>29535143
cum on her hand then tickle her nosr
cum in her hand then tickle her nose and make her slap herself in the face
>>29535100
you must abide, OP
>>29535188
flip her off
>>29534587
Kiss her gently on the forehead and wish her pleasant dreams.
go to bed and leave OP
go to bed and think about your life
>>29535188
how u do that
Kiss her, tell her that she means the world to you and you'll never let her go
>>29535188
>>29535200
do it OP, raise you middle finger then good night...
do something already OP you fucker.
>>29535212
i'm a wizard
here look
>>29535255
Op is a faggot confirmed
>>29535100
OP will never do this because he is a faggot
>hey guys feeling devilish xDDD
you aren't devilish until ou do it, OP
>>29535255
>using scripts
wow I'm so fucking impressed
>>29535100
It took a while because I wasn't getting hard.
Finished without waking her up
>>29535316
>he isn't a siscon
Leave this board and never come back you double faggot
>>29535316
someone with a high iq tell me if this is real
>>29535316
OP IS NOT A FAGGOT
I REPEAT
OP IS NOT A FAGGOT
>>29535334
It doesn't take a high IQ for me to tell you that cum is either fake or OP hasn't drunk any water in weeks.
>>29535331
>>29535333
WHAT FUCKING BLACK MAGIC????
Time stamp your >devilish act
>>29535316
Post a picture of her dirty underwear
>>29535188
One last post before I leave forever
>>29535316
that looks unhealthy senpai.
>>29535373
why do you have baby hands. You have the hands I'd imagine the grubby fat 11 year old in every children's movie ever to have.
>>29535373
fucking no way you're old enough to post here with those hands
reported :^)
>>29535373
>that feel when someone actually has smaller hands than you
>>29535373
BABYHANDS
UNDERAGE REEEEEEE
>>29535373
Are you a manlet, OP? Your hands suggest manlet status. I bet you're a manlet. I bet this is the closest you'll ever get to actual sex with a woman you fucking manlet.
>>29535334
it's probably just an onadoll
>>29535373
UNDERAGE
ORIGINAL OREGANO
MODS MODS MODS
>>29535351
so he fake cummed on his sister or what? i don't understand whats happening anymore
>>29535434
oh. yeah that makes sense.
SHOW HER FACE
>pour a little mayonaisse on sister's head (or more likely onadoll's head as suggested by >>29535434)
>screenshot own thread
>post to reddit
>get upvotes or gold or whatever it is reddit uses for popularity points
e b i n
why did you blast your sister with lotion? she's gonna know it was you who hit her with the jergins and tell your mom.
Post her face pls desu
>>29535443
how do you fake cum?
>>29535592
it's probably lotion or some shit. cum shouldnt be that thick and erm, globby?
>>29535587
rerooollll plssss
>>29535607
why wouldn't someone just actually cum?
>>29535607
It can be. However the distribution looks weird, it looks like he literally came in soap drops or something.
>>29535639
Because that might actually be his sister or at least a real person
I demand OP to do it again and show her face this time, just so we know it's real. And probably get to jail if it's an actual little girl.
>>29535639
because he's not an actual degenerate and he's doing it for the le maymays
like >>29535479 suggested.
>before I leave forever
D-did op just cum on his little sisters head and then kill himself?
>>29535722
he probably went to bed dude
suicide is a meme it doesnt real
>>29535722
No he used lotion.
>>29535722
what a way to go out.
Godspeed Babyhands.
>>29535798
I want to fuck that frog
>this isn't original
top lel
Hey, so um, do you guys think she knows or not?
>>29535334
It's real.
The globs of opaque white in clear white is the right consistency.
It'll dry by morning, which is why OP doesn't really care.
Only OP could make a thread about cumming on his sister's head boring
>>29535877
Garfield saw everything.
>>29535877
Ask if she wants to fugg, rape regardless of answer. Post pics.
>>29535877
Now kiss her forehead.
>>29535877
nice sex doll OP. looks realistic from here
>>29535877
WHY IS THIS SO CREEPY
ITS LIKE SHES STARING INTO MY SOUL
also nice fake as fuck shit anon, well done with your bait. It worked.
>>29535877
What is your realationship with this person OP?
>>29535933
OP YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO
>>29535877
Ok, thats definitely a doll
Fuck you OP
>>29535877
TAKE OFF BLANKIES
>>29535933
>Ask if she wants to fugg
she says no, hold on a sec for the rest of the prompt
>>29535933
checked the dubs
oreganooo
>>29535933
>>29535940
>>29535961
>>29535962
>there are anons in this thread that still genuinely believe this bait
>inb4 they were only pretending to believe OP and I'm taking the bait right now
>implying I'm not pretending to pretend to be retarded
>>29535877
Onadoll confirmed.
Damn op you shoulda just left you had me going
>>29535992
Also lose some weight. I should have used my dubs on that.
>>29536012
this thread is an enigma
>>29536012
>implying we care whether it's a doll or not
>implying we don't just want to see what we can make some dumbass do
Op rn
Plebs
>>29536045
kekekeked at this truth
>>29535877
that's a sex doll though lol
>>29536045
>posting on a canadian rape doll forum for fun
>>29536052
>tfw op was enjoying a good lasaga this entire time
>>29536068
>posting on a Brazilian titanium-skeleton-covered-with-real-human-skin doll forum not for fun
>>29536117
>DOING THINGS
This thread sucks
OP sucks
>>29536141
>existing
Fucking normie
So if that's just a doll, why does OP have a Garfield poster prominently displayed. Does OP have shit taste? Like, we know he's a pervert but does he also have shitty taste in media or is this just a part of his ruse?
>>29536204
I'm still not convinced it's a doll.
Hair looks too tangled in >>29535316
>>29536204
Maybe he has a room just for his doll.
>>29536204
OP very clearly has a spare room where he keeps his underage sex doll that he treats like a real person due to his little sister fetish.
>>29536234
thumbnail looks kinda like michael from gta 5
>>29536230
I'm leaning towards doll because the eyes in >>29535877 just seem off to me
>>29536234
>>29536249
That's a depressing and somewhat creepy thought. Some NEET saved up his shekels and keeps a room in his shitty apartment just for his lifeless loli fuckdoll.
>>29535877
This doll stare gave me chills
>>29536518
2 uncanny 4 me senpai
Do you guys think babyhands (op) left because we figured out his ruse?
>>29536566
He left because he got butthurt about us calling him out on being a manlet with the hands of a little girl.
>>29536566
I was gonna try to stage more pics, but then I realized my latex gloves had run out.
>>29536629
the jig is up
cats out of the bag
>>29536609
>not being a little girl
>2016
faggot
>>29536629
why did he admit it, the absolute madman
>>29536629
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH PEPE REEEEEEEEEEE
>>29535316
Who is that? Is she related to you? Is she yourgf
>>29536681
I never once lied in the thread, merely omitted information.
>>29536700
can you fucking read?
>>29536712
oh. damn. i guess you're right.
>>29536629
And i thought i was a fucked up person
>>29536629
Anon, is she dead?
>>29536659
The only little girl on this website was moot and he abandoned us to go to Google.
I miss moot.
>tfw you'll never spend a lovely afternoon eating out moot's cute little boipussy
>>29536629
Yeah, but literally how old are you though?
Because those hands are fucking insane, I swear to God.
At age 15, I had hands that were 8 inches from palm to fingertip
>>29536756
Her head is separated from her body of course she's dead
>>29536700
>Is she your gf
We prefer not to put labels on it desu senpai
>>29536803
At least show us a pic of you fucking it.
>>29536823
A snapping turtle bit off my penis.
>>29536803
is that your Garfield poster?
>>29536870
Yes it is my Garfield poster.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, and I'm afraid somebody's masturbating outside my open window, but it turns out that the sound is simply my Garfield poster flapping against the wall.
>>29536843
SMALL HAND = SMALL DICK
ITS CONFIRMED
op confirmed serial killer godspeed you Pepe Bundy
>>29536927
Small hands
Small dick
Big imagination!
Coming to a theater near you!
>>29536803
piss on her OP
Well, OP, are you going to show us your cock now or what? I am waiting, don't disappoint me
>>>/pol/78763825
>>>/pol/78763825
>>>/pol/78763825
BETA UPRISING
>>29534907
Bake her some cookies and put them by the bed without any explanation
>>29537170
it's way too hot to bake cookies.
>>29537196
Then just put unbaked cookies by her bed with no explanation
>Tfw the guitar strumming in diablo 2.
>tfw you will never live your life in an era where you have freedom and purpose
https://youtu.be/OO-vG8oPhhM
>>29537052
>tfw haven't seen my own dick in years
>>29537026
timestamp please, garfielddollcuddlinganon.
>>29537736
>someone finally remembered my old threads
FINALLY!
>>29537801
I'myourbiggestfan. Timestamp your penis.
>>29535373
>Baby hands?
Are you Trump?
>>29537844
I'm far too shy to do that desu
>>29536629
Is that fucking Pepe fuckdoll?
>>29537996
>he doesn't love memes enough to fuck them
>>29536903
You can't be serious my man.
>>29537996
He is a dumbfrogfucker.
>>29538068
>frogs
>not asking for it
>any year
>>29534587
Kill urself you normie piece of shit.
>>29538482
>I'm a normie
I'd like to meet the man who considers me normal.
This thread just keeps getting wilder
>>29535920
I hit my head on a wall by accident laughing at this. Cheers m8
>>29536786
Check her pulse
>>29539249
thicker than it was.
I cut apart a worthless old pillow and stuffed the arms, padded the shoulders and butt.
I'm having a good old fashioned cuddle tonight.
