You're at the beach and you notice a girl sunbathing in the nude by herself. She's got great tits, a great body, and is totally your type. You try to walk by her for a better look and maybe to talk to her, and as you get closer you notice she has a dick between her legs.
What do you do?
>>29533670
Keep moving towards her and eventually ask her on a date on the condition I don't have to touch their penis when we eventually have sex.
>>29533670
regardless of what she has between her legs I won't talk to her because talking to strangers is against the rules and I will get in trouble
>>29533710
fpbp tbqh
>>29533670
Not only does it have a dick but its also a black woman disgusting.
put salt on my dick and then press ice against it.
>>29533771
looks just like a tan girl to me desu senpai
>>29533670
throw a bucket of wet shit on him like he deserves
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>/r9k/ has constant threads about dealbreakers
>not having a vagina isn't one of them
>>>/lgbt/
>gather up courage to engage conversation
>walk towards her
>he/she starts to turn her head
>walk opposite direction nervously
>>29533670
>circumcised traps
For some reason this is a bigger offense than circumcised men
>>29533670
I would say >her then moonwalk qawqay
>>29533670
False, trap tits are never nice.
>>29533861
They ARE men. Sadly they're manlier than robots
Well, I guess I'd actually just have to approach, even if I am a shivering stuttering mess. Or I would spend the rest of my days thinking of what could have been. You can't let something like that get away. I'm scared, but I have to do it.
OP why did you write this thread. Why did you create this to elicite responses from us
Does it give you a bone to read our replies
maybe one of us will say something sexy that will make your dick hard
Do you just want to know what we think about dicks
Why did you write out an rp scenario
What would you do in this situation op?
As for me I wouldn't be in a nude beach in the first place
>>29533670
how do you make your's this small, asking for a friend
>>29533900
Now calm down Anon, its just a little girls penis.
>>29533938
Put it in a chastity and leave it there. But make sure it is small enough.
>>29533884
Yes, but they're smooth girly sexy men. And smooth girly sexy men especially need smooth girly sexy foreskins
>>29533670
My dick goes limp and I walk away.
Trannies are not my type.
>>29533938
Chastity 24/7 plus hormones and it will be there permanently in 6 months.
>""""""""girl""""""""
>""""""""she""""""""
>penis
Nah, I'm not a faggot or delusional
>>29533938
If you want it to still work, hormones + masturbating daily. If you want to go completely limp, hormones + castity.
The former will shrink it much less than the latter.
I sneak up on him and start jacking him off
>>29533861
it just means they are jewish property, nothing wrong with it
>>29534010
>implying sissy bitch faggots deserve male pronouns
>>29534025
>>29533978
>>29533955
Well I bought a cage awhile back but its too big and hurts when I use it. What do I do?
>>29535893
That's you?
One two, one two.
Now it's original.
>>29536352
unfortunately no, i'm not that cute
>>29536448
Post a pic and let us be the judges, how long have you been on hormone treatment?
well the only reason i'd be at a beach is to swim so i'd go swim
unless i was at the beach for a perverted sex reason which i would nevber do i promise
>>29536468
that's okay i'm bad with criticism, makes me cry.
>>29533670
Do a 360 turn and moonwalk away
>>29533670
keep walking because the dick made me lose all interest
also it sounds weird as shit trying to hit on people at a nude beach.
>>29533938
>that
>small
you ain't seen nuthin yet
>>29537108
t-teach me your ways senpai
>girl
>she's
>her
>her
>she
>her
>dick
I would walk away because that is a boy
>>29535893
>hurts when I use it. What do I do?
um gee i really haven't a clue
>>29537316
But he can still suck you off. Might be worth it
>>29533670
Well I'd go home, use my printer, print something out, and show her this picture.
>>29537304
Take hormones and rarely masterbate
>>29533670
>girl
>herself
>she's
Kek
>>29537108
Well I mean, maybe its supposed to hurt a little or a bit. Maybe it won't be so bad if I wore it for a week and got used to it.
>>29537518
That's difficult though..
I can't finish just with my penis anymore, but it certainly helps a little.
