Male highschool teacher here.

I like to find out which girl has a crush on me in class and then give all my attention to her best friend and watch her jealousy consume her.

Feels good man

>>29531955
this is the kind of shit i enjoy. once a fat chick liked me so i text her best friend asking if i could stay over hers

i also txt her saying "hey bitch lets hang out". she did her makeup and got ready, then walked to meet me. i ignored her for 10 mins then went home

>>29532087
EPIC i bet your self of steam was really high after that you winner

>>29532155
>self of steam

>>29532087
That's awful. In another life, you could be that fat chick.

>>29531955
>>29532087
Brutal. Not that I give a shit about some fat girl's feelings but you guys are totally acting like the women we hate so much here. No integrity or honor.

>>29532087
this is a really fucking pathetic act

>all the fatties ITT getting 100% TRIGGERED

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>become best friends with gay guy
>fall madly in love
>unable to get over him for the next 10 years.

Be happy you will never experience this hell.

>>29532393
This tbf that's too much the worst I did was meeting a fat chick in the club and ask them "what sea do you come from?" Luckily she was a good bro, she called me a bald cunt and after a couple of hours we fugged, great girl desu love chubby chicks ngl

>>29533353
Maybe if you didn't have such a gross roastie.

Also he's likely bi

>>29533353
>He's gay whenever you're around

>>29531883
pls go and stay go. your problems are bullshit

>>29531883
If I agree to kill you, can we cuddle first?

>>29533353
I should be lesbian because all the boys I like are gay as fuck.

>have dyke-crush on my GP
>make appointment for a gynecological exam
>get nervous and cancel it
>stop going to the doctor's at all

>>29534141
>women
I don't crush on the guy who fondles my balls.
But I guess you're so starved for human contact you'll fall for the first thing to touch your hairy snatch.