ITT: things that numales say
>nurses know more than doctors nine times out of ten
I fucking hate myself please someone just end my existence
>>29531093
There is literally nothing wrong with anal stimulation, he shouldn't feel unmanly for enjoying his gf strapon and if he does its his fault
Baller thread
>black lives matter
>craft beer
>"adulting"
>>29531093
Nurses can be men too, you know.
Drumpf xDxDxDxD
Have you seen the latest John Oliver? I can't believe how ignorant people are when its [current year].
>>29531148
>"adulting"
I hate this meme. twenty years olds like hacking off about doing things that adults are supposed to do
>hey, this budweiser is cool and all, but where are the craft beers?
>we need to signal boost this
>hang on guys, let me just take a picture real quick [takes picture of everyone's food and posts to his instagram]
>I support grassroots movements like BLM and Feminism
>have you seen my github? I regularly post projects using node.js
>>29531199
it's so hard tho!!
omg they never prepareled me lol
(dae lowkey can't make rent? and lets not even talk about laundry)
Can't go man sorry, I donated all my money to my favorite Twitch streamer today. She's really cool and friendly and a real gamer.
>>29531303
This is the kind of shit that drives me up the wall. How the FUCK do these little faggots think their parents did it? Perhaps by a series of trial and error?
There needs to be more hazing deaths in colleges, I swear
>>29531268
>>29531148
Since when is craft beer associated with numales? Am I behind on the zesty alt-right memes?
>Oh dude beards are badass
>>29531357
It isn't exclusive to nu-males, but outright rejection of non-craft beer seems to be their specialty. God forbid they slam a Milly Lite before they go spending $50 on a pair of socks at Urban Outshitters
>>29531093
After taking an anatomy class last semester, I'm amazed by how stupid and demanding aspiring nurses are. They want everything handed to them. They wanted the professor to give them study guides so they wouldn't have to read out of the textbook. Some of these kids literally had pages of notes for just one section in the book, but they were still unable to understand it.
I vowed to never let a nurse near any of my family members.
>>29531357
It's sorta-kinda a numale thing. It ties into the culture of them hating big businesses so they "wanna support the little guys" but they don't even realize most craft beers are made by big beer companies.
So in an effort to outdo their peers in supporting small business they end up making what they hate bigger. Great analogy for numales themselves really.
>>29531357
These fucks tend to congregate in Portland/Seattle and think they're superior for drinking local microbrews.
>>29531357
Craftbeer has had it's peak. Now it's mostly guys with nothing going on trying to be special.
>>29531093
for the next couple of weeks, nurses at most teaching hospitals probably do in fact know more than a large percentage of doctors
>>29531397
>tfw part of the MA master race
Don't have to clean up poo like a CNA and don't have to worry about some Psycho Sally faking a seizure for drugs like an EMT
>i don't wanna sound like i'm forcing you
>but i mean you do have to do it
>like i would do it
>but i have the other things i have to do
>you know under deadline
>that's why there's the need
>that's why i'm asking you to do it?
>pretty much
>alright?
>yeah alright
>we got this
>go team!
my numale boss trying to tell me to do something
>toxic
>problematic
>crowdsourcing
>grassroots
>>29531093
Let's be honest - how do you end up being man and not nu-male?
>>29531441
Tell him to grow a pair and learn how to be direct with people
Feel the Bern bitches.
>>29531416
Not even OP but you're a fucking idiot.
>>29531093
>things that numales say
'Numales'
>>29531503
The fastest way to my hit list tbqh famalamadingdong
>>29531487
Easy: Just give less fucks.
>>29531487
Don't fall for SJW propaganda
Don't wear problem glasses
Don't grow a beard if you have shit beard genetics
Don't become a ''gamer''
Avoid Reddit.com
>>29531507
You have no idea what im referring to, do you?
>>29531581
>Avoid Reddit.com
What do you exactly mean by that?
>>29531563
About everything?
>>29531487
by lifting
>>29531614
Reddit is a breeding ground for nu-males, or at least the popular subreddits.
>make america great again
>he's a great businessman
>he's a great---a proven leader like we need
(not even memeing, these are the very nu men with chevrons and marvel comic books and massive dragon dildos in their homes. corey lewandowski is their leader, out for another starbucks run)
>>29531487
If you change your behavior to avoid being labeled a bad word by anonymous people on the internet, you're already a right-wing version of a numale.
>>29531633
>by lifting
Lifting gives you man body but not personality.
>>29531614
reddit's home to male feminists, progressives, ''hipster'' instagram photos, hey guys did you know i'm an atheist posts, bad memes, and circlejerking around video games and bill nye/neil degrass tyson/carl sagan.
>I am a male feminist
You're too far-gone if this is you.
>>29531633
To be clear, by powerlifting and actively working to get stronger, not just being a pussy wannabe "bodybuilder" that does the same shit day in day out and never wants to lift a heavy weight.
>>29531093
>Socialism's such a dirty word in this country
>Biking's great for the environment
>I get my news from comedy shows and comedy from news shows
>>29531487
Have an interest in sports
Have positive male role models
Have a friend group with at least some girls that have some interest in you
Vary your interests
Lift
>>29531857
>Have positive male role models
Are there any current ones and not past ones?
>>29531804
and how exactly will that keep you from being a numale?
or are you one of those young romantics who believes in the purity of pure looking girls and the inner strength of strong men, or that people are shaped by their experiences like stone under water?
>>29531911
Fuck no, nigger. It's you who decides whether you become a nu male or not.
>>29531581
Actually a nice concise set of tips.
I wholeheartedly agree. Great job.
>>29531581
>>29531633
>>29531857
Beta tips by betas
>>29531563
>>29531670
The correct tips.
Once you stop giving a fuck, you start feeling more confident about what you are and do. Remember that being confident doesn't mean acting like a sperglord in public or being rude.
>>29531936
this
nu male is a subculture like hipster or nerd or jock or whatever. it's not a term that just refers to any ol' retard on the street. you're consciously making the choices to act this way. just don't dress or act like they do.
>>29531608
I clearly speak English I just disagree and choose to think your opinion makes you retarded
>>29532052
that is entirely false. it is a cultural wave affecting even whole college football teams (missou).
>Feminists are cancer. I believe in true equality.
>>29532111
>tfw not egalitarian (safe word for male feminist)
>I just don't care
>>29531093
>nurses know more than doctors nine times out of ten
you can't deny nurses know more about scooping up feces
>May I ejaculate now?
and then he does with cautious restraint. carefully and stealthily without a flicker of animal lust. one eye constantly fixed on his overbearing male ego so he doesn't project himself as the dominant partner and more importantly, as a man.
>I support feminism and women's rights
>>29532336
The only brony I know IRL is an anti-SJW/anti-feminist and shares fascist memes on his page. I don't think he knows they think he's a degenerate.
>>29532394
*on his facebook page
>>29531487
Do a combat sport like boxing or mma.
Put 100% effort in everything you do, never half-ass anything like a woman.
>>29531147
Isn't the point of pegging for the guy to feel submissive and feminine and the woman to feel dominant and masculine though? There's nothing wrong with it but taking a cock in your ass isn't manly and feminism can't do a damn thing about it
>>29531093
>you seriously think all [insert non-straight white male group] are like that?
>>29532475
not at all.
Seriously dedicated some time to play with your ass. I've had one anal orgasm from fucking myself with stuff. 10x stronger than from your dick. Felt like the big bang was created from my orgasm.
>>29532438
>implying those things will make you not a nu male
you have never done those things and/or are not familiar with the phenomenon
>>29532543
I'm not familiar with the phenomenon.
What is a numale?
>>29532583
Arrogant weak shits.
>>29532535
I've been fucked in the ass and love itanon but there was nothing manly about it. I get off on feeling submissive and shit. I'm not talking shit about anal orgasms I hust don't see how getting butt fucked is masculine
>>29532603
Fighting will make you strong, arrogance depends on the person.
Just go boxing, the only con is you may get brain damage.
>>29531135
senpai nobody is going to kill u unless you give address
>>29532635
I didn't say is was manly, I said it wasn't feminine.
fucking and getting fucked aren't part of the gender spectrum. It's just putting stuff into holes.
>>29532727
> nu-male detected
It IS feminine, you're in the bottom where the woman should be.
>>29531441
kek, i do this too, only ironically.
>Hey Mr. Rosenberg, I was hoping you'd be there but I guess I'll leave a voicemail... Well uh... Sorry but I can't come into work today... M-My wife's son has a flu and I need to stay home and take care of him, as my wife is currently vacationing in Florida without me.
Another day in the life of a wagie.
>>29532727
But being penetrated is strongly associated with femininity though and for good reason. In most relationships, the women is the one being fucked. I guess that it doesn't have to be the case but until pegging becomes mainstream or the gays take over it just is
>>29531874
>for yourself
just have conversations with other men. at bars. at work. at school. at parties. share personal things about yourself, and ask them personal things. especially make a point to talk to men who don't look like you.
>for your kids
sports. music lessons. boy scouts. do an internet search for random local youth organizations that look reputable.
>>29532781
I mean, if you're never boning your girl and just getting pegged... yea you're her bitch. But sex is more about the tone.
>>29532750
Don't go full retard on us.
>>29532394
He's obviously just a sneaky kike trying to give /pol/ a bad name.
Anyone have nu-male pics? I need to diversify my faggot folder.
>>29532844
But even if it's just an occasional thing, if you're getting pegged you are taking on the traditionally feminine role in sex. It's a feminine act. Men are allowed to be feminine. I personally find the feminine role of sex way way hotter but you can't take it in the ass and then bitch about how it makes you feel "unmanly". Taking it in the ass isn't manly and you should try and take that in stride
>>29531397
Where I'm from nurses are always the mid-tier of white trash girls, fairly smart on the scale of white trash but not really the type of person you would trust with your health. The problem is they are used to being around the shit tier of white trash and have let their years of study go to their heads, they think they are some kind of unquestionable expert when it comes to the human body it really gets on my nerves. Like you can have a really in depth conversation about something where you are the one filling in all the details or explaining the practical side of how something works, but then as soon as you have a differing opinion about something its all "Uh excuse me, I'm a NURSE alright, I think I would know"
>>29532103
I never questioned your ability to speak english. Anyways, it's the time of year where med students are transitioning into their intern year. Hence, a bunch of retard doctors that know less than nurses.
>>29532980
He's actually Asian, and he's seriously retarded. Like, I don't know for certain but I think he has a legitimate learning disability and aspergers/autism. Not smart enough to be undercover.
>>29532996
Why does that head not look right on that body? Why doesn't this look right? What's wrong with this picture?
