searching for gf thread. please respond
ill post the template
origigigiginal
Pls, am lonely anooons
>>29530399
No one will probably respond, but whatever.
>>29531897
>hates Stoners
I think you're cool anon.
>>29532108
Cool thing.
Here's to nothing.
>>29532108
Are you cool tho?
Please don't bullyoriginal original I hate the aboriginal
ayyy
>NowThatsWhatICallOriginal2016
>>29532516
You sound up my alley but why no sex on either?
>>29532241
I'm pretty cool. I'll fill out a chart eventually.
Who /no replies guaranteed/ here?
>>29532797
not really a priority for me, i couldnt care less
im not against it by any means but i could go a long time without it and be just fine
now this is a whole new level of pathetic
Will posting two versions double my odds?
>>29532893
WHAT A CATCH, I KNOW
>>29532875
This should be /r9k/'s subtitle.
>>29532301
You sound pretty cute anon. Too bad I'm to much of an emotional dreamer for your tastes.
>>29532852
Oh okay. Was just curious if it was like being asexual or something. I have a moderately high sex drive where I think about it and read hentai but I'm not slutty with my behaviour. I just think about sex a lot but ignore the urges so I think I get it.
So you'd be happy with more sex if the gril asked for it a lot? Also are you into light bdsm?
This shit doesn't fucking work, there's like ten females on here, and none of them want you. I've posted in threads like this I don't even know how many times, making different iterations of different kinds of charts. Makes no difference. Best I've gotten once or twice is, "Oh wow, you're so great! But really though you're not worth my time, so let me make up an excuse as to why I won't even bother talking to you." It's kind of incredible how often I see that happen, too. Women really can't be nearly as lonely and driven to desperation as men, but then again that's something we already knew.
Maybe I should post the same chart that got no replies last time, but change it to say that I'm tall, fit, and have a big dick, and wait for my guaranteed reply.
>>29532984
Meh. I know how it goes with these
I just have no other way of meeting anyone period
>>29532852
Also sorry if I seem really forward asking about the sex thing. I don't mean to be rude.
>>29532984
I always post, even if it has literally never worked. I'm so desperate that i'd be okay with a tranny asking for contact info.
>>29532984
>so let me make up an excuse as to why I won't even bother talking to you.
Wow, you get an excuse? Lucky. I just get ignored when I ask for contact.
>>29532956
nah its nothing like that man, im just not bothered but ill have it
id be happy to do it if a girl asked me to, light bdsm is whatever id do it
>>29532927
>You sound pretty cute anon
T-thanks anon, I bet you're cute too!
>>29530399
Riiiide the tiger!!!!!!!!!!
(fucking Niggerbot)
>>29533003
>I just have no other way of meeting anyone period
This desu
Made this for fun, don't get your hopes up ladies ;)
>>29533003
I heard most relationships start in the work place or at school
Let's try this shit out bitches.
>>29533130
I work a solo job
I'm fucked unless I search for ldr
>>29533059
Hm okay. What do if I wanna message you? Do you want me to fill one of the profiles out?
>>29533132
>inb4 50 replies
This person just wants attention, don't give it to it. If it really wanted to meet someone, it would have asked people directly.
>>29533130
and to go with it.
>>29533178
>I work a solo job.
oh man, I guess you can always start a relationship with yourself.
make a qt tulpa
>>29533190
I'm just too lazy for that and I already had one of these charts made up from ages ago.
>>29533214
>tfw have tried it
>tfw fail badly every time because I still can't cuddle
I think I'm just gonna die
>>29533181
yeah you can message me if you want, i dont really want my contact info out here though
>>29533236
Don't worry, just pretend to be somebody else and love yourself.
you'll be less lonely famalam.
original shit desuuuuu
>>29533260
How's this gonna work then senpai? Throwaway email?
I didn't even read the lame shit op posted until just now, I thought this was one of those 'rate me' threads.
Oh well. r8 me anons
>>29533268
It really doesn't work
I just want a gf to play games with..
>>29533284
yeah i just made one
[email protected]
>>29533090
Top tier taste, Mexanon. Except for music.
>>29533395
I mailed you. Hopefully I'm not too awkward. Never really done this before.
>>29533582
yeah i got it and replied
>>29533076
I dunno am I?
>>29533691
post penis sloot
>>29533691
>no black anons
>gorillaz
>bubblegum
>mtf trans
>cuddling
>small cock
You're a cutie for sure!
>>29533716
I posted it on /sug/ once, go ask one of them.
>>29533762
Th-thanks
>>29533691
Jesus christ you're literally my ex.
>>29533132
that's me. i'm close to your timezone, too.
[email protected]
>>29533906
H-Haydn?
These threads are objectively worthless. They don't work on /soc/, and they don't work here.
>>29533906
Also give me your ex's contact info please
>>29533869
archive is down post it again
>>29530399
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help, thanks
>>29534200
>tfw no jewess gf
post contact
>>29531431
>not even robots want me
Welp, I tried
>>29534200
>no sex
Sounds perfect desu.
>>29534318
Good taste senpai.
>>29534332
im >>29533279
i would but you dont like my hair among other things
sucks to be alive
looking for friends
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29534467
ignore the "them" part im not that picky
>>29534332
I would be interested, but only if you're qt.
>>29534200
>Jewess
>Wants atheist
>>29534467
I'll be your friend, post contact info pls.
>>29534557
steam? discord? other?
and why whats so appealing
>>29534200
I will be your boyfriend. Post information. You can be my gf.
>>29534524
i'm tired of them
>>29534454
You seem a littletoo good for meis all
"Fit/Confident/Artistic"
>>29534502
I don't know if i'm "qt" desu
>>29534729
Gee, i don't know, post some pics or something. At least your legs and waist.
>>29531431
You need to be female to look for a male. However there is a lgbt board if you want to break the rules.
>>29534627
>no reply
looks like i fell for a ruse >>29534557
>>29534752
>posting any part of me
>on 4channo
>>29534924
then dont complain about not being a qt
also a hand would work
>>29534968
>goes to take hand pic
>realize I have ugly hands
nah i'm not qt
>>29535194
at this point, replying to you is taking bait, my friend
>>29530399
Why did it turn out the way it did.
>>29532848
Sign me up;_;
its makin me do so many captchas
