>tfw no average body gf
why live
if that's average i'm going to fucking kill myself because even that is too good for me
>>29530394
she's strictly reserved for chad and brad, sorry bud
>tfw no chubby ugly fembot gf that is really clingy and sweet and likes cuddling
why live
>>29530394
>belly button piercing
Dropped
>>29530394
Be happy you have a gf
>>29530394
she has a very aesthetically DISpleasing body
Is that boltonwife?
>tfw you will never fuck boltonwife and her husband
>>29530394
>skinny
>big boobs
>nice hair
>pussy isn't extreme
yeah, no. That's not an average body gf.
If her boobs were a low B then I would agree.
>>29530394
That's below average. Do not want
>>29530394
>this passes for average among robots
3/10 at best
I wish my GF had titties like that, I mean damn these things are kinda sad.
>>29530394
>Average body
In what country?
The average american women is 166 lbs and 5'4"
"Average" is hamplanet these days.
>>29530478
i don't understand how that waist is possible
>>29530500
it's not, that's a doll
>>29530478
are you that fat fuck?
>>29530478
Boo fucking hoo. Your girl's tits are much larger than my girl's. Check out these tiny B cups
>tfw only chicks I can get are fat
Well I can get drunk as fuck to bang them and get my dick sucked at least
>>29530537
Forgot the pic.
>tfw my girl has tiny tits
>>29530394
That's an above average body. She has no hips, but... eh. So what?
>>29530478
>>29530537
>>29530552
>>29530394
Either reasonable bait
or gtfo chad(s)
>>29530394
>Average
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Fuck iktfb
Where do I find a nice, average gf like this?
>>29530789
I can only think of christians when looking at that webm tbqh
try christian girls
IF YOUR GF DOESN'T HAVE A DICK THEN YOU ARE LITERALLY CHAD AND NEED TO LEAVE FOREVER! !!!!
>>29530844
you call that a dick?
>>29530876
Shots status: fired
>>29530394
that's been my phone wallpaper for the past year
i would have a hard time not marrying instantly
>>29530844oregano senpai
>>29530971
If that were true you would already be married to her. In reality you have a hard time marrying her instantly.
>>29531037
>*i would have a hard time not marrying instantly if i knew her and regularly engaged in social interactions with her
is this what i should have written?
actually nevermind, please do not respond to me if you are not that girl because you will just be wasting both our time
Her hips are a bit narrow. She will probably look better with less boobs, just a tiny bit less.
Beggars can't be choosers, so I'd take her without bating an eye.
I don't mind the navel piercing in itself, but it's probably a red flag on her personality.
