>wake up
>look like this
>wat do /r9k/ ??
>>29530144
Practise for girls
get b8
Go buy some monster energy, play black ops, and call people niggers on xbox live
fap desu
>>29530144
Get college grant and news interviews for being the smartest 10 year old.
Fuck moms
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>>29530144
fuck my teacher
smash that prime pussy
all 12 to 14 year old girls wanna get some dicking by jayyycob
Or, even bettergive my boipucci to a bunch of men
Jacob Sartorius will never have to work a day in his life. His mom takes cute pics of him and runs his Twitter account and all he has to do is look cute. He is a literal millionaire at age 13 (yes 13, maybe 14? Even though he looks 10). All he does is sign up for "vine tours", get up in stage for screaming and creaming preteen girls, then get wasted on red bull while he and his faggoty little friends trash their hotel room. Fuck this kid.
Hit on elementary school chicks and Chad them.
>>29530144
I assume this is what most of /r9k/ looks like nowadays.
>>29530144
Sell underage boipussy online to insecure homo's and buy cute girl's clothing with the profits.
Might as well enjoy it while it lasts.
Praise QEK for making me white and for giving me a decade back to make better decisions
>>29531366
It's okay if you're envious of him, I would be as well. Being a millionaire at such a young age and having preteen whores beg for your dick, I mean it'd be no different than having adult women beg for your dick and being a millionaire.
>>29532172
this tbqh
now I can finally leave my house and feel like I'm on equal footing
>>29532312
>Tfw we will never have this happen to us
get sum high-quality loli pusi
I'd suck cocks
I was always curious of what it feels to be abused as a child
