>be bitter, cynical robot, 24 y.o. khv >install tinder

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2016-06-25 20:28:51 Post No. 29527284
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Anonymous 2016-06-25 20:28:51 Post No. 29527284 [Report]

>be bitter, cynical robot, 24 y.o. khv
>install tinder for the lulz
>get a few matches for some reason, one of 'em even replies back, first ever
>6,5/10, shy, plain, probably got body complexes despite not being a landwhale
>sticks around, gives out phone number
>during the week she initializes conversation, asks questions, started sending selfies on her own
>Joked about visiting my place spontaneously

Sounds fine, huh? I guess I could try escalating things a bit, but here's the twist. For some reason I don't feel a bit of interest.
I don't know why, is it because she's the epitome of plainness? Is it because of her mediocre looks? Is it because I really DO prefer being alone after all these years? Is it because I actually have to concentrate on my upcoming exams? Is it because I jerk off a lot? Hell if I know
I guess I could fill out some "firsts" on the social to-do list with her (assuming I don't fuck up IRL), but I still have zero interest in her. Is this a so-called "pump'n'dump a grill for practice" situation? I feel like an asshole here.

In b4 fukken normie RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous 2016-06-25 20:32:53 Post No.29527354
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Anonymous 2016-06-25 20:32:53 Post No.29527354 [Report]

>>29527284
Stick with her, at least get the kh virginity out of the way.

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Anonymous 2016-06-25 20:33:50 Post No.29527369
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Anonymous 2016-06-25 20:33:50 Post No.29527369 [Report]

>uses tinder
>gets matches
>can hold a conversation
>has a girl practically on standby
>still thinks he's a robot

Not sure if troll or a fukken normie.
Either way, GTFO, thank you very much, kind sir.

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Anonymous 2016-06-25 20:38:34 Post No.29527456
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Anonymous 2016-06-25 20:38:34 Post No.29527456 [Report]

OP here.
I heard females tend to stick to males who barely show interest, am I in this kind of situation now? I feel awful, actually, is this what normies/chad deal with every day? If so, then I'm really not so sure if I want to be a part of it.

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Anonymous 2016-06-25 20:41:30 Post No.29527504
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Anonymous 2016-06-25 20:41:30 Post No.29527504 [Report]

don't give it much of a thought
If anything, you can still be on your way to becoming a wizard. I respect wizards. I'm not a virgin but I respect wizzies.

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Anonymous 2016-06-25 21:40:25 Post No.29528581
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Anonymous 2016-06-25 21:40:25 Post No.29528581 [Report]

It's definitely the jerking off. Stop tugging your willy and after a few days you'll even find a tree attractive.

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Anonymous 2016-06-25 22:20:16 Post No.29529324
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Anonymous 2016-06-25 22:20:16 Post No.29529324 [Report]

OP here.
Just found out that she's studying psychology. For the last 20min she's been explaining to me how her ovulation is making her send photos and ask questions about male masturbatory habits.
>"Sadly I could'nt fullfill the natures demands this time :("

Whew lads. On the one hand: she's less plain now.
On the other hand: not sure what kind of red I should paint these flags with.

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Anonymous 2016-06-25 22:22:35 Post No.29529358
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Anonymous 2016-06-25 22:22:35 Post No.29529358 [Report]

>>29527284
Just fucking call her over asshole, what's the worst that could happen?

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Anonymous 2016-06-25 22:27:57 Post No.29529444
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Anonymous 2016-06-25 22:27:57 Post No.29529444 [Report]

>>29529324
DUDE SHE WANTS YOUR DICK SO BAD

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NIGGER FUCK HER