>"Donations plz senapi. 10? 20 bucks? Please."
>>29526981
Who needs donations. He's a prostitute now:
https://youtu.be/tNYvG-nf3dc
>>29528264
Jesus christ, when will it end
>>29528292
I honestly don't know. I was afraid for a while that he'd kill himself but now I'm not so sure. I think he's only going to get weirder.
>>29528264
>$50 for cuddling
WTF?
>>29528292
Not any time soon.
>>29526981
>>29528264
This man does not deserve the gift of life, it must be taken
TFW he has bigger knockers than my "gf"
>>29526981
>tfw you witnessed years and years of Chris Chans' life, both through what he recorded as a child before the internet and then as an adult - all of the high highs and low lows, all of the sagas, all of the Sonichu comics - and it all ends with him becoming a tranny prostitute.
THE mistake of god himself
who will play him in the inevitable biopic
You mean his pitch to Sega asking for a $100k job didn't work out?
I'm shocked.
>>29528264
>$100
>doesn't do anal
>my sides
>>29529454
They should just make a game based on his life. It could be used to encourage empathy in people. Make it really hard to avoid his bad life decisions or something
He's so weird that I don't really think hes that funny
>>29528264
This almost arouses me. I can't be the only one.
>>29529577
>You have reached age 30 and still not held a boob
>you really want to feel a boob
>do you choose to never feel boobs or grow your own?
its like mass effect
>>29529627
yeah well he's not supposed to be funny
>>29528264
>does pretty much anything
>wont do anal
wtf chris we all know you stick things up your ass, no need to lie
you guys realize how monumental he is going to be when he dies? we are witnessing a living legend and we dont even realize it
>>29529577
>>29529716
This is a good idea, maybe we should make it. And by we i mean someone else because i have no abilities that could be useful in making a game.
>chris-chan dating sim when
>>29528264
No one ever thought it would go this far and end up this way
>>29529851
chris chan already had the idea so he might sue you
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler's_Adult_Chronicles
>>29529835
it just doesnt get any better than this does it anon?
Fuck, this breaks my heart...
Gives me the same feeling as pic related
>>29528264
>only women
>only straight women and
>straight
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29529864
I thought for sure he will go on a shooting spree or something. This direction is far more hilarious. And the shooting spree isn't excluded yet.
>>29529885
its so hard to describe i have trouble trying to put it in words but its something about how Chris represents something that the world has never had the ability to view before and by him posting all these video we are able to look inside the mind of the truly fucked
That is so sad... I wonder if he gets any offers at all.
>>29529932
>And the shooting spree isn't excluded yet.
yeah no. you dont have any idea of what you're talking about.
>>29529716
Pretty sure Chris payed to lose his virginity.
>>29528264
Every fiber of my being wishes that this was ironic
>modern white men
God I hope they go extinct already.
Such disgusting worthless subhumans.
When's he gonna grow out of the tranny phase? Doesn't he hate gays?
>>29530472
Don't you mean someone paid him :^)
You guys give me 500 and ill cuddle wuth him and stream it.
>>29526981
I really feel sorry for the guy but I really don't. His mother needs money for medication but he posted some toys he bought on facebook. I feel bad for his mom more than anything else.
>>29530919
when a qt lesbian has sex with him
>>29530801
Post a picture of yourself, I want to see your example of an inspirational man.
>>29530919
i think he's pro gay now or at least implies it. i dunno.
When you're feeling down, just remember you're not this faggot
Chris Chan is post-modernity personified
>>29530919
He hates gay men, everyone else is fine. Though FtM who have sex with men are also gay and thus not OK.
>>29530919
I think being a tranny was just his desperate, last resort effort to get women thinking he'd attract lesbians.
>>29529658
Yes you are mate.
Yes you are.
>>29529921
He claims he is like transgender and is a woman but he is a man who wants to be a woman and likes only women so that means he is a straight woman I guess?
The way I see it he is still a man, he has a penis so if he is only sleeping with woman then it's still straight sex in my eyes. I don't know what girl will fucking sleep with him, I know Chris paid a prostitute to have sex with him and she did but after that she gave up on prostitution.
That's right, Chris was so ugly that he made a prostitute give up no prostitution. Also he talks about going and buying FLAVORED condoms, I think he made a video about it but I'm not sure. It just made me laugh because he talks about the entire experience in great detail. I don't think Chris is trans or anything like that, he loves women and doesn't find men attractive at all. I feel like he just wants women to pay attention to him, he's always been talking about "THE QUEST" to find a girlfriend.
>>29531915
>after that she gave up on prostitution.
Source?
>>29529427
Jim Carrey, he already played Andy Kaufman and Truman.
>>29528264
Now we wait
Lets see if chrissy will go for a colored girl
>>29528264
>those breasts
Jesus christ
Reminder sonichu can't get kicked in the balls
>>29526981
stop fukken with him/her send money now...
>>29528264
mommy hold me the man scares me
>>29529413
>tfw no one would have ever predicted the madness unfolding
>>29532143
>CALLED PHALLUS, OR PENIS OR DICK
>>29532143
post the part where sylvana knocks out knuckles by cumming on his dick
>>29532073
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_sex#Prostitution
>>29528264
Chris chan stopped being funny at least 4 years ago. Now he's like some sort of bizarre science experiment that's impossible to look away from.
https://youtu.be/gMMl48jUgyc
Jesus Christ
>>29532499
This is too sad
>>29532499
Jesus Christ I might actually give money to this guy
>>29532629
he's lying you idiot
>>29532655
have you seen Barb's state lately? Her eyes don't even indicate any sign of life. She could be gone any second now.
Man, I really have no idea what Chris is gonna do without her. I'm kinda worried actually.
>>29529658
Yeah. It kind of arouses me too. In a really sick way though. Fucking a retard is on my bucket list.
>>29532706
barb may be dying but you're completely retarded if you believe they don't have the money to buy her stupid asthma puffer or whatever it is. chris spends hundreds of dollars a month purely on games courtesy of the government.
>>29529658
>>29532723
i need to kill myself asap
>tfw I live in Virginia so I am already personally paying for Chris-chan to stay alive
>>29532706
He has neetbux. He'll be fine.
Can we pls gas this degenerate
>>29532262
>he stopped being funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khwqh1yPuTs&feature=youtu.be
>>29532817
>>29532817
my stomach hurts
>>29532786
We respect your humanitarianism, anon
Really makes you reconsidering HRT and transitioning... huh?
>>29532629
his mom is already dead. she committed an hero
>>29532929
Barb's not dead retard.
>>29532929
imagine stumbling on this site and this thread as barb and realizing this is what you've raised
>>29532906
I'm so glad I'm not as mentally unstable as some of these trannies
>>29532906
dude sweet monster movie design, whats the name of the upcoming movie?
>>29532817
>those twig legs
how does he have zero fat in his legs? does it all go to his chin? what the fuck
>>29532786
Actually, there's another class act you're fueling from /toy/.
He knows of chris and screamed autistically at him once. Behold Greg Mazujian:
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/greg-mazujian-scareglow42-boris-khafukia-ashley-munson-janna-karl-johnson.15860/
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Greg_Mazujian
>>29528264
>That anime pillow.
Christine, hon, that shit is gonna get you clocked.
>>29529413
It's like if John waters wrote the Truman Show
>>29528264
>anime bodypillow
But I thought he hated anime?
>>29536003
Terrifyingly accurate observation, my dude
To be fair guy every day i was sure Chris would've ended up killing or raping someone, being a tranny prostitute is not that bad compared to that
you dont have to tell me twice
