[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
>be me >be playing mine man wrecking little kids with friends
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

Thread replies: 17
Thread images: 3
File: Wojack.png (3 KB, 205x246) Image search: [Google]
Wojack.png
3 KB, 205x246
>be me
>be playing mine man wrecking little kids with friends in survival games
>friend invites random person to party
>they are pretty funny and fun to talk to
>me and friend couldnt decide gender
>normally you can tell by the way a person types but they werent giving off flags for either
>talk to them all night in chat telling them to hurry and die after i did so i had someone to talk to
>later that night add on skype and find outs they mystery player was a girl
>start talking to her a little at first, then alot
>turns out she loves drawing
>as time goes on start playing survival games and other games all night
>just sit in lobby jumping around while talking
until 5 am most nights
Another month of this passes
>really start liking this girl
>get message one night from her
>"Anon I've got something to tell you."
>"I like you anon."
>holyshit.jpg
>never been in relationship before
>kissless virgin
>be a sperg and say "I guess we could try it and if you dont like it we can go back to being friends."
>she teaches me the ins and outs of dating since shes had a few boyfriends before although none serious
>start taking things pretty fast
>start falling in love with her
>literally best friend with vagina
>3 months in relationship i make the drive and see her
>meet in a mall with her sister hanging around incase i'm a rapist
>walk around a while
>awkward af but really fun
>before going home she gives me one of her sketch books
>take it home with me and flip through it every now and again
>things start picking up in relationship
>more serious and starting to become really comfortable with eachother
>2 months after first visit we meet again at another mall closer to me
>go to dave and busters
>she gives me a bag with a fallout 4 shirt and other little goodies in it
>godilovethisgirl.jpg
>fuck around in the arcade for hours
>play a 4d horror game
>curtains closed off noone can ass anything but our legs
>share first kiss
>it was sloppy but i loved it anyways
>cont
>>
>>29526568
TLDR but i can tell this will end with NTR
>>
>>29526568
This would never happen to me.
>>
>>29526568
Congrats anon. You're gonna get laid my boy.
>>
whoops fucked up half a greentext up there

>have great night and go home happy
>start really falling for this girl
>we tell eachother everything and do everything together
>once again best friend with vagina
>we meet a few more times doing more and going new places until I just stay at her place
>we're talking about getting married one day and our futures together
>slowly start drifting apart
>become lost in relationship and neither of us know why things arent like they used to be
>love eachother but arent in love
>goes on like this for months
10 month into relationship
>be me
>get text from gf
>we try and work out
>after 10 months of dating we decide to 'take a break'
>>
File: am8mmGy_700b.jpg (13 KB, 225x225) Image search: [Google]
am8mmGy_700b.jpg
13 KB, 225x225
>>29526769
>tfw no qt gf anymore and i wanna die
>>
>>29526769
Did you fugg?
Originale
>>
>>29526790
everything but my dear anon. everything but pp in bagina
>>
>>29526850
FUCKING FIX IT AND STICK IT IN YOU RETARD.
>>
File: 1455766169006.png (82 KB, 1328x1344) Image search: [Google]
1455766169006.png
82 KB, 1328x1344
>>29526568
My story is more romantic
>Be me
>Eat a crunch ice cream, ice cream sandwich, and drumstick cone
>Starting eating nachos with king sooper queso
>Listening to aesop rock
>Eating nachos and forget to breath, so i needed to rest for a little
>Nightlight comes on
>See the faggot tread
>Ree
>Did you even fuck her
>niggers
>online
>relations
>love but not in love
Your life is a meme and you should consider an exit plan
>>
>>29526568
>Be me
>Have money for take out
>Instead of ordering pizza, go to take out website
>Check the places with discounts today
>40% off on this expensive place
>Going to order a smoked salmon sandwich with avocado and cream cheese and 10 different breads basket with Philadelphia and smoked salmon dip and spicy avocado dip
>It all amounts to the price of a McDonalds meal
>Going to order an hour or so
>If I bought some snacks and ate at home I would have spent half the money on shit anyways
>>
>>29527060
dude that sounds fucking good man
Do you want to watch a movie on rabbit? I need something good to watch
>>
>>29527090
not really, i was thinking about playing some videogames. When i want to go on rabbit i go to the robot room
>>
>>29527414
rabot room is full of normies.
Also like 20 peeps in there
Give me 3 solid robots and some movies with light chat anyday
>>
>>29527571
well when i go around midnight there arent many robots but when there is more than ten people i just close it and do something else.
Plus i like the old twilight zone episodes
>>
>>29526850

That's probably where it fucked up then. 10 month gf without sex...just fucked up.
>>
>be me
>what is romance
>eating tons of ice cream against the pain
>still underweight
end my life already
Thread replies: 17
Thread images: 3

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.