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>you somehow got yourself into a relationship with a 44 year
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>you somehow got yourself into a relationship with a 44 year old woman
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"Just a date " you said.

HAH
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>>29526257
Didn't you guys go to the lake? Did you suck her titties?
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>>29526257
Is she moderately attractive? Does she buy you stuff? Does she has big fat tiddies?
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AND HERE'S TO YOU, MRS. ROBINSON
JESUS LOVES YOU MORE THAN YOU WILL KNOW
WHOA-OH-OH
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>>29526257

ara ara

MILF, dried-up whore, careerwoman? Story
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>>29526338
>Didn't you guys go to the lake?
we met by a lake today, why you ask?
>>29526343
>Is she moderately attractive?
yer
>Does she buy you stuff?
she bought me a cookie :3
>Does she has big fat tiddies?
i guess so
>>29526435
mother of two on disability benefits
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>>29526474
pics? pics.
this is obviously an original comment
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>>29526547
here you go cunt
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>>29526566
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HER FACE
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>>29526566
She dresses cute and her body seems alright
Intense eyes though, kinda spooky
She's like a grown up version of the Shining girls
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>>29526566
it's something i guess
again original comment
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>>29526596
Eh, I've done worse. I'm honestly jelly
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>>29526566
Tbqh she'd make a great reaction face if you zoomed in
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Did you suck on her tits yes it no?

Does she let you call her mommy?
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>>29526566
Something seems a little... off about her. Like she's actually a man that's wearing the skin of some hooker he's murdered.

She's pretty cute otherwise though, OP. I like her aesthetic. You've done what all of us can only ever dream of: you've obtained a mommy-gf.
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>>29526596
you need to leave
>>29526566
is the sex good?
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>>29526566
She's honestly scary as fuck
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>>29526596
>>29526602
>>29526628
>>29526657
>>29526716
trust me it's just a weird pic, only one I have on my pc unfortunately
>>29526670
dunno yet, my family are going away for a week this summer and I'm tempted to invite her over
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I don't want to be a buzzkill but i think she got in a relationship with you. not the contrary. you know what i mean?
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>>2952656
42yo visitor fromn /pol/ here. Forget the haters..keep smashing it until her vagina prolapses.
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>>29526747
Fair play
She's about as qt as a milf can get though OP, good work
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>>29526566
She's quite attractive, especially for her age.

But why does she need disability benefits? Is she mentally ill?
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>>29526566
Don't let the other cucks and trapfag agenda shills dissuade you, she is a nice catch.
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>>29527096
probably lives off her son's autismbux, she has some health issues that apparently prevent her from working but I don't 100% believe that
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>>29526257
>somehow
How?
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>>29526566
That's a man OP, I bet she's post op.
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>>29526257
She has two kids other is 15 other is 18 am'rite
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>>29527142
craigslist
>>29527152
you're wrong
>>29527180
17 not 18 but yeah
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>>29526257

>you somehow got yourself into a relationship

>into a relationship

>relationship

Fuck off normie REEEEE
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>>29527294
>Dating girls from craigslist

BOI
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>>29528089
>i'm a normie now
really makes you think
>>29528115
weren't many other options tbqh fampai
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>>29526257
Well, how old are you op?
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>>29528151
>really makes you think
yeah it makes me think you should GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUUUUUUUUUTTTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>>29528484
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>>29528484
>dating and eventually fucking a boy that is the same age as her son

l-lewd
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>>29528559
daughter actually but yeah
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>>29526566
I thought Alan Rickman was dead.
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>>29528597
Your life is essentially a high school version of The Graduate.
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