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Yes or no? Be honest.
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Yes or no? Be honest.
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Tbqh if it was dead why not?
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>>29525532
>Be honest.
That's no fun. No then.
>>29525532
wow
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Yes. A hundred times yes.
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Absolutely, that's a beautiful innie
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>>29525532
yes.
where can i find more familia
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>>29525532
>defiled by shitskin hands
Not even with a borrowed dick.
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>>29525532

I'd just let it rape me instead.
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>>29526714
sea world is where you can find the qt's
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I read that female dolphins can sense when their partner is about to orgasm and adjusts themselves accordingly. I also read how female dolphins can release a chemical that lets their male partner orgasm for as long as the dolphin does.
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>>29525532
Hell fucking no
I remember reading something about them having enough muscle power to chop you off
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>>29526809
>Intense orgasm underneath the water
>Dolphin proceeds to rip of my dong off with the sheer force of vagina
>Gushing blood stains the water as I slowly sink to the bottom
>My willy is free... Only dreams now
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>>29526739
>shitskin
look at the edge of the palm
he's just really tan from being on the water all day
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yes every single day
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>>29528524
Is this fuxking real?
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>is it a hole
Check
>is it warm
Check
>is it soft
Check

Engage all thrusters
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>>29528524
>mfw dolphin dick
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>>29528524
And here I thought I've seen everything the Internet has to offer.
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>>29528524
>tfw you will never suck a dolphin off to completion and let it give you a facial
why live?
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>>29528524
Everyday we drift further from god's light.

originale
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Post more dolphin vagoo please.
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>>29530955
we were born in the darkness
molded by it
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>>29528524
I thought I had seen it all.

I guess not.
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>>29528524
Fucking hell and I thought I'd seen the worst the Internet had to offer. Just nuke it all already.
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>>29528524

holy fuck i got a boner and i am 100% straight
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>>29528524
any vids with a woman instead of a fag doing this?
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>>29528524
that's gay af pham
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>>29531284
BLACKED.com, that's where you'll find it
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>>29531284

this stuff only exists because some beast fag stole a sea world employee's laptop. you're lucky it exists at all.
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>>29531284
more I wanna see chimpo fuck her
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>>29528524

>he puts it in his mouth
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>>29528524
>mfw I've already seen this.
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>>29528524
is there possibly moar?
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>>29531479

how else would one give a dolphin a blowjob?

>>29531647

there are a few pictures and a video of a guy fingering a female dolphin. I'd post one but last time I got banned for a month.
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>>29525532
Would I get a disease?

If not, sure. There's a whole website about fucking dolphins..
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>>29525532
Yes I would fuck an Evangelion
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>>29531665

Holy shit
I'm disgusted but intrigued
Do it, take one for the team and just do it
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>>29525532
>slimy, cold, unresponsive vagina
might as well fuck a corpse
thats a yes, btw
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>>29525532
They rape our women so why not rape their's
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>all these yes replies
this board is fucking sick.
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>>29525532
Only if we have an emotional connection first desu
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>>29531759
>>slimy, cold, unresponsive vagina

actually i read the exact opposite

literally, i just googled "how to fuck a dolphin" and the first link is the thing i read:

http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm
>Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
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>>29531780
Kill yourself roastie

kek, this isn't original
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>>29528524
>a seaworld worker sucks the cock of a dolphin
I'm done with humanity.
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>>29531719

just google search it retard, this isn't CP, most of it is readily available.

beastforum
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>>29531284
Isn't this explicitly how aids began?
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>>29531787
Why arent there any Monster Girl gaems with dolphins in em ffs
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>>29531808

>implying that isnt the main reason people choose to work at seaworld.

where else is a guy who wants to suck a dolphin dick supposed to suck a dolphin dick?
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>>29531787

>there are guides that tell you how to fuck dolphins
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>>29528524
What in the actual fuck.

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>29531822
no. aids began from africans chopping bushmeat while having open wounds of their own. the HIV blood infected them. eating other primates fucks you over big time.
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>>29531845
It's not a good idea. Dolphins are predators with a twisted sense of humor. They might decide to eat you for giggles.
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>>29531860

They can eat my dick, if you know what I mean
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>>29531839
because he loved animals in the platonic sense and not the sexual sense.
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>>29531808
It's part of maintenance. They did not have a companion dolphin and as intelligent species need meaningful relationships.
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>>29525532
How can roasties ever compete?
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>>29531873

poor, poor naive child
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>>29531875
i think its kind of illegal to make your employee suck the cock of a dolphin.
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>>29531759
>Implying dolphins don't have the most malleable, pleasurable, top tier vaginas of any species
Shiggy dee do
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>>29531903
It is a part of the contract.
The application process is very competitive.
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>>29531894
How will robots ever compete?
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>>29531945

JUST

Kill all the dolphins.
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>>29531979
all the male ones you mean right?
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anyone have a mirror for the dolphin cock sucking video asking for a friend
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>>29532059

Yeah, yeah. Then we take all their women for ourselves. Femlets will never be able to compare.
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>>29531894
Gosh.

Original and sheeeeit
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