>Do you smoke anon?
>If so, how many a day? (put N/A if you do not smoke)
>Do you drink anon?
>If so, how many units a week? (put N/A if you do not drink)
>Do you take drugs?
>>If so, which ones and how often? (put N/A if you do not take any)
>Are you a virgin?
>If you are not, how often do you get fucked a year?
>Are you fat?
>If so, how fat are you? (put N/A if you are a slimboi like me)
I'll go first -
Don't Smoke, N/A
Yeah I do, I drink about 10 units a week (normally over the weekend)
I take MDMA bi-monthly and weed occasionally with friends.
Still a virgin :(, N/A
Nope, not a fatty thankfully. Maybe I'll get laid at some point in my life given that my figure and large cock are about my only redeeming features, N/A
Pic unrelated, but R* banned me because me and my friend were sharing one social club account and we came online at the same time and it gave my account a 2 week ban for online. yay.
>>29524772
I think you might be underage op it you type like you are in highschool
anyways
>Do you smoke anon?
N/A
never have, never intend to
>Do you drink anon?
N/A
probably never will
>Do you take drugs?
N/A
probably never will
>>Are you a virgin?
yes
probably will not change
>Are you fat?
N/A
I only drink water and eat 2 meals a day which probably helps me not gain weight
I dont smoke, drink, do drugs, have sex or be fat
- Don't smoke
- Drink couple times a year if even that
- Smoke weed if I'm given some, couple times a year too
- Not a virgin, got fucked 5 times by the same person and after that nothing
- Not fat, weight 121 lbs.
No, No, No, Yes, No
I'm not a straight edge fag or anything, but I don't see the point in doing any of those things. When I was fat I always felt miserable. Now it's sort of a mediocre feeling. I've heard smoking, drinking, and drugs overall make you feel worse, especially when you're not using. What's the point of doing them then?
>Do you smoke?
No
>Do you drink?
Yes, drink every couple of weeks I guess
>Do you take drugs?
Yes, weed occasionally and MDMA and LSD very occasionally.
>Are you a virgin?
No and I'm in a relationship so I have sex multiple times a week.
>Are you fat?
No
>>29524772
Do you smoke anon?
>If so, how many a day? (put N/A if you do not smoke)
10 a day
>Do you drink anon?
>If so, how many units a week? (put N/A if you do not drink)
I get pretty drunk on the weekend so I'd say 15-20 units? I'm not sure how much units are tbqh pham
>Do you take drugs?
>>If so, which ones and how often? (put N/A if you do not take any)
I take ecstasy and weed very occassionally (simultaneously)
>Are you a virgin?
>If you are not, how often do you get fucked a year?
Not a virgin no, and I don't get fucked..
But I probably fuck about 8-10 different people each year
>Are you fat?
>If so, how fat are you? (put N/A if you are a slimboi like me)
n/a
>Do you smoke anon?
yup, maybe about 5 a week now i started vaping like a hipster
>Do you drink anon?
yup, about 5-10 bottles a week, 1-2 a weeknight
>Do you take drugs?
coke every couple weeks, weed every couple months
>Are you a virgin?
nope, lost it at 17 to a fat chick. havent had sex in a few years now though
>Are you fat?
nope, i barely eat, 1 meal a day
how unhealthy am i?
>>29524772
No
N/A
Yes
1?
No
N/A
Yes
N/A
No
N/A
>>29525384
Dank method all the way! It works for me.
>>29525747
straight to the hard shit
>Do you smoke anon?
No
>If so, how many a day? (put N/A if you do not smoke)
N/A
>Do you drink anon?
Yes
>If so, how many units a week? (put N/A if you do not drink)
I drink to get drunk a few times a week, 7-10 shots of whiskey a night.
>Do you take drugs?
Hell yes
>>If so, which ones and how often? (put N/A if you do not take any)
Heroin 2x a week on average, ritalin 4x a week on average, dph when I want to knock out real hard, marijuana when Im in school daily
>Are you a virgin?
Nope
>If you are not, how often do you get fucked a year?
A few times a month.
>Are you fat?
No
>If so, how fat are you? (put N/A if you are a slimboi like me)
N/A
>>29524772
>smoke
3-6 a day
>drink
Every now and then last drink I had was about 1 month ago
>drugs
No but lsd seems gun
>virgin
Yep
>fat
Skinny-fat master race
>Do you smoke anon?
Yes
>If so, how many a day? (put N/A if you do not smoke)
2-3 packs, recently started rolling so probably around 2/3ds of a pouch a day.
>Do you drink anon?
Yes
>If so, how many units a week? (put N/A if you do not drink)
A few beers every night
>Do you take drugs?
No
>>If so, which ones and how often? (put N/A if you do not take any)
N/A
>Are you a virgin?
No
>If you are not, how often do you get fucked a year?
A few times a month, have a girlfriend for 3 years, we live together in seclusion. Dream life.
>Are you fat?
No
>If so, how fat are you? (put N/A if you are a slimboi like me)
N/A
>Do you smoke anon?
10 a day, sometimes less
>Do you drink anon?
maybe four or five beers a week
>Do you take drugs?
nah
>Are you a virgin?
nah, havent had sex for a year but before then three or four times a week
>Are you fat?
a bit of a belly, i work out but i dont cut enough
>>29525796
You know it nigger. Out of high school and I still joke about killing myself when I secretly want to die
I smoke about once every 2 months
Rarely
I am a virgin
I used to be extremely overweight but I cut down to just within limits.
>>29524772
>smoke
i smoke hookah, foru or five times a year
>drink
once a month and mostly not that much
>drugs
stopped somking weed two years ago (feelsgoodman)
>virgin
yep, why else would i be here
>fat
overweight, but not fat, still go to the gym four times a week to keep it from getting worse
>>29524772
>Do you smoke anon?
N/A
>Do you drink anon?
N/A
>Do you take drugs?
NA (basic pain pills though)
>Are you a virgin?
No, and I fuck my wife about 5 times a week so I guess ~ 250 times a year (we do other stuff when she is on her period).
>Are you fat?
Yep. 5'11", 180 LBS.
I plan on losing about 25 LBS. I eat ~1400 Cal/day, but due to medical issues, I don't exercise much. Thinking about cutting back to 1200/day.
>>29524772
>Do you smoke anon?
Nope. It burns my lungs and i can't breathe for like 3 days if i even stand next to somebody who is smokeing.
>Do you drink anon?
Nope. Being drunk stops me from thinking clearly and rationally. I value that above everything else.
>Do you take drugs?
I microdose with melatonin for sleep, but i'm working on removing that.
>Are you a virgin?
Nope, fucked this fat girl a few times then got bored of sex and girls in general.
I guess i don't really belong on r9k because of that.
>Are you fat?
Nope, i'm very skinny. With good lighting there's visible abs and i don't even work out ever.
>>29524772
These are fun.
>Do you smoke anon?
N/A
>Do you drink anon?
Yes, 1 unit, but now it's wine because beer made me feel fat.
>Do you take drugs?
N/A
>Are you a virgin?
Yes.
>Are you fat?
Yes. 5'11" and 175lbs. I was over 190 in January, which is considered slightly obese, now I'm just borderline obese.
>Do you smoke anon?
N/A
>Do you drink anon?
At Christmas and on my birthday, maybe occasionally throughout the year if I have reason to
>Do you take drugs?
N/A
>Are you a virgin?
Wouldn't be here if I wasn't
>Are you fat?
Last time I weighed myself I was ~80kg at ~178cm
Mostly manifests as skinnyfat, I try to run regularly and lift at home but have never been able to shift it even with a maximum overkek diet
>>29526025
*~70kg, even
>Do you smoke anon?
yes
>If so, how many a day? (put N/A if you do not smoke)
some days i will only smoke 4 or 5 but if i'm busy/working at home i'll smoke a pack a day
>Do you drink anon?
yes
>If so, how many units a week? (put N/A if you do not drink)
maybe the equivalent of two handles of any liqour a week, if i'm drinking alone. i don't drink everyday.
>Do you take drugs?
i smoke reefer officer
>>If so, which ones and how often? (put N/A if you do not take any)
when i was employed i would smoke every night, but now that i'm a full time student i only buy if i have offhand cash that isn't going towards necessities, so maybe an oz every two months.
>Are you a virgin?
noe
>If you are not, how often do you get fucked a year?
i actually haven't had sex in three years
>Are you fat?
no
>If so, how fat are you? (put N/A if you are a slimboi like me)
n/a but i was a fat kid and that gave me a body complex so i eat well now
>>29526113
no sex for 3 years, boo fucking hoo
>>29524772
>>Do you smoke anon?
No
>>Do you drink anon?
Occasionally
>>Do you take drugs?
No
>>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>>Are you fat?
No, I'm getting bearmode though
>>29524772
>Dont smoke
>Dont drink
>Dont do drugs
>Am a virgin
>Not fat
>Do you smoke anon?
n/a
>Do you drink anon?
2-3 beers once a week or two
>Do you take drugs?
n/a
>Are you a virgin?
no, lost my virginity 3 months ago
>Are you fat?
215 lb, 6'1, down from 300 last year
>>29526905
it's just as bad as virginity tbqh with you
>>29524772
>Do you smoke anon?
No
>Do you drink anon?
No
>Do you take drugs?
No
>>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>Are you fat?
No, I'm fit.
>>29524772
>Do you smoke anon?
Stopped 3 years ago
>Do you drink anon?
Stopped 3 years ago
>Do you take drugs?
Stopped 3 years ago
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you fat?
No, I go to the gym 5 days a week
>>29524772
>>Do you smoke anon?
>>If so, how many a day? (put N/A if you do not smoke)
Ill smoke weed and hookah socialy but never cigs
>>Do you drink anon?
Again, just socialy, i dont drink alone (meaning i dont drink often)
>>If so, how many units a week? (put N/A if you do not drink)
Wildly depends
>>Do you take drugs?
Sometimes
>>>If so, which ones and how often? (put N/A if you do not take any)
Just light stuff, and not too often
>>Are you a virgin?
Yes, but by choice as am waiting for the right person, i've had the oppertunity a couple of times with some ugly-average women
>>If you are not, how often do you get fucked a year?
>>Are you fat?
No im pretty average, not much of a belly but not too skinny
>>If so, how fat are you? (put N/A if you are a slimboi like me)
I think i live fairly healthy, i indulge in some non healthy stuff once in a while but in moderation
>smoke
Yes, 10-20 every day
>drink
Yes, typically 1-2 beers per day, if I'm drinking a lot then maybe 30 drinks in a week, depends though
>drugs
Don't like weed. Have done coke and shrooms and loved both. Only did about 1.5 grams of coke spread over 3 nights a few weeks apart. I did about 5-7 grams of shrooms over two doses on two consecutive days. Would love to do more of both and am open to many other drugs.
>virgin
No, got laid once 2 years ago (basically she wouldn't take no for an answer, I didn't want to)
>fat
I'm 6'4" and 164 lbs so technically underweight but I am cosmetically skinny fat
>>29524772
>Do you smoke anon?
Nope
>Do you drink anon?
Only with friends/Special Occasions, I drink until tipsy, I don't want to get drunk.
>Do you take drugs?
Nope
>Are you a virgin?
Yup
>Are you fat?
Nope, Average/Less Than Average weight.
So what's this for?
>>29524772
>Smoke about 2-3 blunts a day (5 yurobucks, I mix it up with tobacco).
>If there's anything that can be drunk home, I'll drink it.
>Weed daily, cocaine maybe once or twice a year. Also on citalopram, lormetazepam, and alprazolam (first two taken daily, second one occasionally)
>No, I've had a coupleof past relationships, been dry for a couple of years now though.
>I'm about 74kg (163lbs)
I'm a NEET living in my mother's apartment. I don't go out much anymore, though I used to go out occasionally (once every 1-2 months). I'm from a southern european country.
Yes, 2-5 ciggs a day
Yes, not often though, few drinks a month
Yes, marijuana everyday, heroin a few times a week
YES FUCK YOU
No, thankfully I'm not fat
