It is that time again
She is just so weird looking, if your gonna obsess over some slut over the internet at least make sure she is attractive. Even Pizza is legit 10 times better then this creepy whore
>>29524312
Crispy is just the cutest
>>29524334
Wow, it's almost as if people on the virgin weirdo board would have slightly strange tastes.
Fuck off.
How do I find cute goth chicks?
>>29524334
Fuck off, Pizza. You're literally 50 times worse looking than whoever this daft cunt is.
>>29524952
Turn into Chad.
No, seriously. Every girl in existence wants some form of Chad, even the weird ones.
>>29524952
try in new york
>>29525036
Reviewbrah will take her, I just know it
>>29525010
How do I turn into Chad? Do we all have our own versions of Chad deep inside of us or something?
>>29525036
>new york
The only goth girls you'll find are gonna be druggie sluts.
>>29525150
im hoping shes a lesbian who will date an equally qt goth girl
>>29525036
>tfw literally in Staten Island
>>29525183
>Do we all have our own versions of Chad deep inside of us or something?
Yes, but most of us hold ourselves back with stupid mental bullshit.
>How do I turn into Chad?
Work out, eat well, groom yourself, and most importantly, learn to talk to people.
Women are easily fool-able, you just have to exude confidence and they won't even mind your weird hobbies.
Even if you're ugly it's doable, just gotta apply double the effort. I know it sucks, but hey, that's the luck we're born with.
Good luck.
>>29525271
T-thanks anon. First, I'm gonna find out what parts of my past I have to correct. My past is haunting me.
>>29525334
It's possible bruh, just got to have the perseverance to actually do it.
You know, people like to meme Shia LaBeouf's motivational speech, but there is a lot of truth in what he says. Succeeding in your endeavors is as difficult as you make it, all you have to do to truly win at life is to find the will and determination to do what you set your mind to.
Have enough willpower and you can accomplish almost anything.
>>29525010
lmao, this
I banged a skinny tumblr goth chick a couple years ago
I lift weights and am 6'2" and good looking
>>29525226
Become goth Chad and go find a goth gf
>>29525217
show me pics of you faggot
>>29525830
why? im nothing to write home about
Why do people think 'Goth Gurrls' are so deep and mysterious and worth sexing?
They're just ordinary womyn with dark clothes and makeup. Literally anyone can be Goth with a set department, and how is that any different than Le 'So QUirky XD!' tumblr girls who dye the hair for attention and use special pronouns?
Goth is the most shallow thing ever.
>those soft lips
>>29524312
I cringed just imagining the time you spent making this picture
Get a fucking life
>come sit on the bed with me, Anon
>Crispy will never wake you up in the morning by running her fingers through your hair
>>29526702
fag
here is an original comment
>>29526567
C...can I eat your pussy?
>>29526844
crispy is NOT for sexual
>>29526903
what is Crispy for, then?
>>29526911
kisses, hugs, cuddles, and to dress up
>>29526567
She is probably a fairly nice girl irl, but her view/perception of men has already been permanently altered by all of the attention she gets from you guys drooling over every single picture she puts online.
>>29525036
maybe if it was the late 80's early 90's
not anymore.
>>29526903
Crispy wants to learn how to contort, it can't get any more sexual than that
>>29526903
is it Chris as in Christina? or Christian? or is it "just Chris"?
>>29527088
her real name is Cristina
I will never be with Crispy, I would probably be unable to fuck her, my 8 incher its probably too big for her petite proportions.
>>29525150
I would regain my faith in humanity if Crispy sought out reviewbro to make him the envy of guys everywhere.
>>29527143
>being this interested in her personal life
>(stalking intensifies)
>>29527143
....and Washington
>>29526936
she said before that she won't date anyone unless she intends to marry them so her expectations might be tad unrealistic
>>29527229
>tfw no sweet girl who only wants to date in courtship as a preface to marriage
>>29526911
>what is Crispy for, then?
making uncanny scenes, dressups, tea parties, spooking normies and stacies.
>>29524952
we keep those next to the solid air and quality image.jpg posts
>>29526134
That's a big apple
>>29527812
For her
Oregano
Cut off one head...
>>29527286
>spooking normies and stacies
she IS a stacey though, just with more black
>>29527942
What's keeping Eliza from coming back?
>>29524952
Had a hot goth girl, thigh high striped stockings, platform boots, etc in high school.
Kicked me in the balls and gave me a handjob behind the school.
Aaahhhh simpler times.
>>29528201
She's back but without a trip, I have proof but I want the drama to die out.
She got help, I hope she'll grow up.
>>29528361
What made you change your mind? You seemed to have a few things held back for just this case.
Don't tell me you're orbiting her again?
>>29528361
I'm happy if Eliza is doing better but it's in the interest of everyone to keep the drama from firing back up.
>>29527143
Holy fuck I go to the same school as her.
>>29528406
wow dude you are basically fucking her now good on you
>>29528445
Nah I'm good, my school is already filled with a million stacies that look exactly like her or better. She fits in thats for sure.
>>29528406
how do you know? It doesn't say in the pciture
>>29528517
Because they use the same dumb font for all their letters and it was immediately recognizable.
>>29528574
ah, what school?
>>29528387
I'm not orbiting her and I'm fine with her posting without a trip although I know it's a slippery slope and bad for her.
When she finally admitted she tried to steal my money cause she was desperate for heroin I got a little closure, after all the information I got things make sense and I mostly just pity her.
I miss her so much though. I regret telling her never to contact me again. Please don't judge me, I do that enough myself.
>>29528482
Yeah im sure you're fucking all of them
>>29528636
Fashion institute of technology
>>29528674
Kill your fucking tripcode and start a new one, you are also a remain of the eliza saga
>>29528674
You're such a retarded normie that you come out below the scum of r9k somehow. How do you do it?
>>29528781
I post dozens of times at least daily anonymously, I don't ussually trip cause I'm not a complete faggot. I'll probably use this trip in like 5 more threads max over the summer, after that I'll be too busy with uni.
>>29528674
>When she finally admitted
SHE TALKED YOU OUT OF IT AGAIN OH MY GOD I WANT TO MEET THIS GIRL SHE MUST BE AMAZING
>>29528851
It was prom and I hated it, I'm not a normal. Also, what did I do that's so horrible?
>>29528866
She didn't talk me out of anything, I pity her and am taking mercy. I don't want to burn bridges too. You don't want to meet her, trust me.
>>29529340
>I don't want to burn bridges
Typed like a real cuck
>>29529487
How is this cuckish? I don't think ruining her life right now is a good decision. She's at least claiming to want to, although I don't believe her. If she becomes a decent person, however unlikely, and I will still even think about her occasionally, also unlikely, I'll be glad I didn't.
Is it posible to summon Crispy?
>>29530737
You can but it takes practice
ALTERHACKER IS CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!!!!!!
Where do I find the source of the Crispy Content?
>>29531370
her Instagram alterhacker
>>29531579
>common crispys that any norm can download
pleb
we are specifically after rare crispys
>>29531201
Why, why is the frogman sad?
>>29531657
ywn have her on snapchat and get the rare exclusive crispys
>>29531659
Having your own crispy is an overwhelming feeling, frogman isn't used to it
HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO FUCKING CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL
HOW??!!!???! SO ABSOLUTELY CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>29532204
But he doesn't look overwhelmed. It looks like he found she was only a hologram.
>tfw live NY
>have all the free time in the world
>still too lazy to stalk her when she moves here for school
such is life
>>29532234
that's what an early hormone treatment do for you
>>29532257
if you guys keep these type of cycles going, there is no way of knowing, where the winds will be going, and what they will do to Y-o-u
ive seen her in real life and she aint all that, just sayin
you guys are too obsessive over these few pictures
>>29532234
genetic lottery
everyone forgot about best waifu.
>>29532580
If you're gonna pick a waifu, at least pick one who hasn't taken nudes of themselves. As far as you know, of course.
>>29532610
Now she's just depressed and cucked
you anons and your goth francophilia
>>29532637
she'll be fine.only org know peace from this robot
>>29532610
And? Why the hell is that anywhere near valid excuses?
I'll admit she is extraordinarily beautiful and if that is all you want, very well then.
https://vid.me/ITA3
>>29532676
Look at this bob ross looking mother fucka, loosing my shit over here
>>29532353
Where did you see her
What did she mean by this
giejr
>>29532726
how can a man compete with a woman able to eat herself?
>>29532726
>once we get to ny
>tfw i'm in staten island
>>29532726
she wants to join the circus
>>29532720
she was a nighthawk she went to my brothers school
I saw her a few times when I went to pick him up
plus i think her mom drives like the exact same kind of suv my dad owns so I always noticed the car
im pretty sure it was her but I could be wrong
i see her face all the time on this board now so i made the connection
>your face when she's a fucking whore
I knew it was too good to be true
>>29533549
how does that make her a whore? you can't see anything and the dude couldn't either
>>29533668
let me introduce you guys...anon, this is srcasm; sarcasm, he is anon(pss, he's a little slow).
>>29533668
being this dense in a tongalese potato farming pulpit.
Crispy makes me want to kill my self
>>29534382
Me too.
>tfw you will never cuddle with crispy and fall asleep in each others arms
JUST
