today is my 23rd birthday and i rly wanna off myself but id feel bad cuz im supposed to be taking care of my roommates cat while theyre away
someone should cheer me up
happy birthday to you! happy birthday to you! happy birthday to anonymoouss!!! happy birthday to you!
>>29524116
If the cats young, you could teach it a trick.
>>29524116
The cat will most likely start eating your body if you do decide to off yourself so It'll be able to sustain itself until your roommates come back.
It's a win-win anon :^)
>>29524281
this is what I keep getting told.
>>29524116
Happy birthday anon, hope this year goes better for you
take the cat with you so you dont die alone
>>29524116
happy birthday anon. trust me being dead is overhyped