i just fucked this birds whole family. i knocked a nest off one of the house lights and 2 blue eggs dropped out and broke. yellow stuff came out and 2 birds were chirping at me. i felt bad. i came back 30minutes later and there was a bird standing where his nest use to be.
>>29524000
haha fuck birds shitting on normies cars, interupting my 4:PM nap with their chirping, and being an overall annoyence, they are a menace to everybody, OP you are doing gods work
>>29524000
They're lesser beings
Pay them no mind
>>29524000
how do you feel? monstrous?
>eggs
>meaning they fucked
Who gives a shit about that normie, Chad Thundercloaca or his little whore?
those eggs were everything to those birds
you just ruined their fucking lives anon
it's even worse for birds because reproducing is everything they enjoy
they don't get any pleasure from sex, they just rub their butts together for 1 second then plop some eggs out
there's no pleasure there for them
the pleasure for them comes when those eggs hatch
everything they do, year round is leading up to them reproducing
they fly around, eat things, make nests
all just so they'll be able to have some kids once summer comes
imagine the pain a human feels when it loses a child then multiply that by a thousand
that's how they're feeling right now
because birds don't have anything else
no friends or families
no hobbies or jobs
just their children
once seagulls are too old to have children anymore you know what they do?
they fly far far out in to the ocean and kill themselves
because the point of their lives are over
and you just took that point away from those two little birdos
and for what
so that your """house lights""" would be clean?
you make me sick
For a moment I thought you fucked some girl, then her sister, then her mother, then her grandmother, then her brother, then her father, then her grandfather.
I got my hopes up and now this thread just looks like shit.
>>29525602
This is r9k, not Penthouse Forum
>>29525568
>imagine the pain a human feels when it loses a child then multiply that by a thousand
Birds can't feel that hard.
>>29525568
>only care about reproducing
fucking disgusting normalshits, i hope every fucking useless crow or pigeon i see has this shit happen to them
>>29525568
Inspiring.they can still make more eggs though
>>29525568
i dont really care man. The world is full of sob stories, no time to cry them all
>>29524000
That's quite a feel, but you got trips, so.
>>29524000
You're a monster. You ruined the life of creatures who never did anything to you.
>>29524137
>mfw putting birdseed in Chad neighbor's pickup truck bed at 2 AM
>>29527507
>so
So I guess the yolks on them
Those birds got everything they deserved.
>>29529483
>I wasted a lot of time making this shitty comic
>that nobody will find funny
>for an abandoned thread
There's something wrong with me.
>>29529763
no i just read it and liked it,
thx anon
>>29529483
it's amazing
but why
>>29529763
I liked it. A lot buddy.
>>29529763
are both of those birds boys
is that a bird boypussy? >v<
>>29529831
I read the phrase "Chad Thundercloaca" and wanted to make a comic about it.
>>29529965
All birds have only boipussy, they shit, piss, spray cum out of or lay eggs out of the same hole.
The only birds that need to bother with dicks are the ones with incompatible subspecies or uppity females, I think.
