Why don't you just become a porn star, robots?
if i was a girl i would literally never stop sucking cocks
>>29523865
Unfortunately I was born male
>>29523865
You need a huge dick, and at end's day it's just acting, not actually fucking
>>29523880
if you were a girl, you'd feel a lot differently. you would suddenly become viscerally disgusted by anyone who wasn't a 9 or a 10. You know how you see a girl from time to time who really isn't that cute, but she's cute enough, and she doesn't have that much going on in her life, but you just kind of find her endearing anyway, and you think you might be abel to love her? Women simply cannot do that. They feel as disgusted by those men as you do by eating a bowl of shit.
>>29523880
I mean sucking cocks gets old after a while though, and if you have allergies it fucks up your breathing.
>>29523865
Well i'm a male and i have a small penis
>>29523980
Perfect candidate to become a tranny porn star.
>>29523999
I still love manliness too much.
>>29523865
because porn is fucking disgusting
I'll take an amateur home video over fake men and women having dramatically gross sex any day. plus, you just know that there are a few jews rubbing their hands together watching and wanking behind the camera. disgusting.
i always wondered how easy it is to get a job in the business anyways, especially outside the US. i would also love to do those shit online porn banners with deliberate mistakes but it seems the latter for sure is dominated by gfx pro indonesians and similar things
I'd do it, but I have muhh emo scars on my legs
>followyourdreams.jpg
>>29523865
because I can't into sex
>>29524681
Post them if you're a grill.
>>29525301
I'm a guy with no camera.
>>29523865
I thought about when I dropped out of college. I'd need to save up and get dick lengthening surgery because I have an average dick. I realized I was just desperate to get laid and went back to college to get a non-meme degree.
>>29525648
>dick lengthening surgery
is this a meme or does it actually exist? if it did, why don't we know 20 inch male pornstars?
>>29525706
Part of your dick is in your pelvis, under your skin. They detach the tendons and give you an extra 0.5-2 inches that were inside you. This makes your dick floppy even when hard though.
>>29523946
Uh huh, sure thing pal.
>>29525758
i see, it basically gains you cosmetic advantages on the cost of loss of sexual functionality? seems legit, i always wanted a way to stop spending 1/5 of my day fapping
>>29526558
I think if the surgery is done well you don't lose much functionality, your dick just becomes more rubbery. If you watch vids where a girl bends a guy's dick while it's hard he probably had surgery. The only experience I've had with dicks is my own so I'm not an expert.
>>29526640
yeah no i paid for sex quite often to release steam literally for hours, leading to me making the assumption, that those limp porn dicks are just from fucking hours to an end for ~30 min scenes, probably cumming multiple times or just losing sensations in their dicks. that's based on my own observing
>>29526797
That might be a better explanation. I still think that the surgery does give you that rubbery dick look but what you said is probably the real reason porn stars have it.
>>29526829
it's at least more likely bearing the amount of semi erect porn cock in mind. impossible that all of them could have undergone surgery but then again; i was unaware of the possibility until a moment ago so it's perhaps both
because unlike the circumcised subhumans who are being told fairy tales about circumcision and social propaganda to be kept in line, I'm ashamed of my cut cock and know my place as circumcision subhuman. Would probably pass out from shame of my mutilated piece of jeewshit
>>29523865
Because being a male porn star isn't as easy or as glamorous as it sounds.
First, you have to a big cock. That rules out a lot of men (myself included) instantly. Next, you have to have a Chad body, which means either taking steroids or slaving away in the gym during your free time. Finally, you have to be able to be able to hold your load for a very long time while the scene is being shot and then cum on demand. The percentage of men who can do this consistently is miniscule.
Then there's the more practical concerns. The porn industry is bleeding cash because of free streaming porn, and even in the industry's glory days, male actors got paid far less than their female counterparts.
If you meet all the requisite requirements (long shot) and don't care about money, then sure, go into porn. But otherwise it's not a realistic option.
>>29523865
I'd love to but I'm a manlet with an average sized dick. Also I'm not in the best shape anymore.
>>29523865
Can't do porn.
Unfortunately, I have self-respect.
