All I want is a cute artsy gf. Is that so much to ask?!
>she'll never look up at you like that
why live
Gon give you a real time advice.
Stay away from people who do Slam Poetry.
These people are mentally disturbed to completely fucked measures. They're hysterical girls and fags who are too dumb to make actual poetry and too much of fags to do... rap music I guess.
>>29522460
I still don't even really know what slam poetry is desu
>>29522483
You know when a rapper is pissed that the po-po is killing his homies and shit so he goes and does a track about it? He goes and complains and says he's going to kill all cops and fuck them in the ass with their own batons and shit, and it's all cool and shit. Slam poetry is similar, only that the person doing it has no beat, follows a crippled form of poetic measure (which rap doesn't even have to begin with, because you either have it all or none) and instead of complaining about the harshness of the streets and the cops laying your crack selling buds you're whining that your tits are small.
A rapper addressing police harassment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fts7bj-so
Savannah whining about her tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSHnnPunShg
>>29522412
why is she wearing white paint on her face?
>>29522412
they go for alt-chads. you probably think they're "attainable" because they're not stacies.. but they still are top tier genetic material, just a different path.
in other words, you have no fucking chance. get real you sad cunt or wallow in regret for eternity
>>29523348
>alt
>being a chad
>>29523348
this some intense dose of truth and I like it
>hipster male
>being a chad
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>wanting an artistic gf like in the movies
kill yourself, my man!
>>29523380
every scene / lifestyle has its own chads
observe society in action and you will see this
>All I want is an alt Stacey gf. Is that so much to ask?!
>>29523380
>chad is the king of the bars
>alt-chad deals drugs
>>29523589
There are no goth chads
They're glorified cucks
>>29523640
Goth Chads don't exi--
>>29523589
Then who are the /r9k/ Chads?
>>29523696
Glorified beta as I said
>>29522412
I was hoping that twat was gonna choke on some dick
>>29523348
>regret
That word implies I missed a chance to become a chad, while in reality, I had no ingfluence on that.
>>29523771
>highly successful
>rich
>banging top tier models
>has no problem exposing frauds directly at their faces
yep, total beta.
>>29523881
Most "emo" chads in the real world that you meet in person are complete betas
>>29523909
Okay we're speaking here by personal experiences I take it. Fine.
But let it be known that every hierarchy group has that higher tier including cliques of whiny faggots
>>29523942
One day I'll take their goth women from them
>>29523348
>top tier genetic material
Because they are pretty?
>>29522412
>Is that so much to ask?!
yes, yes it is in fact, 1$ is too much to ask.
>tfw no loser autistic virgin bf
said no grill ever
>>29522412
"artistic" girls are not as they're portrayed in the movies. More often than not they're literally crazy, with every negative aspect of female psyche exaggerated.
>t. someone who lives next to countries largest arts academy
>>29522412
>cute artsy gf
>model tier webm
You might as well kill yourself not cause it's not happening. Lower your expectations.
>Want alt-chick
>aight looking, great personality
>not black
>fine with me doing edgy shit from time to time
>>29522412
Yes. Far too much. You were pushing at gf and abandoned reality when you started thinking you're desirable enough to have a choice in the specifics. Beggars can't be choosers.
>>29522412
that';s my webm!
Savannah Brown has nice shitskin eyes tbjh
>>29522412
There is an artsy girl studying in alaska
Sounds awful
>>29522412
So you want a slutty gf with a JUST tier haircut?
>>29522412
she's got some good blowjob eyes.
>>29522412
how does a blowjob from Savannah Brown feel like?
I'd like to put a shotgun into her mouth and fire it a few times
>>29525473
must feel kind of pretentious
