>having a female therapist
I seriously hope you didn't senpai
>having a therapist
I seriously hope you didn't senpai
>>29521186
I'm forced to go to one if I don't want to spend another year in a psychiatric intensive care unit, senpai.
>>29521196
Sounds quite comfy to just stay there. Obviously it isn't since you'd rather see a therapist to avoid that again
>>29521214
>he doesn't know what a PICU is
it's not comfy, it's where they send all the little shits and trouble makers. You must be thinking of ACUTE.
PICU's are literally prisons for mentally ill people.
>>29521236
Never been to a psych ward so I wouldn't know. Whats so bad about it? Doesn't it give you a routine?
>>29521196
just tell your blasted story already
>>29521257
I was locked in a room with nothing but a bed and small table (both built in and bolted down) and this was back in the UK where they don't care they just want to get their paycheck, the only ones that where chill where the nigerian agency workers, but at the end of the day I was still locked in a ward full of fucking crazies and extreme histrionics with no internet, and no visits allowed.
It's not fun, I was literally starving and had a bad case of cabin fever by the end of it.got a HJ from some psycho bitch tho it weren't all bad
>>29521286
Nobody gives a fuck about my story they just want to hear my experience in the ward you little shit
>>29521306
Sounds like a good place to get the internet addiction out of ones system.
One can also practice mediation since there's no distractions.
What went wrong? Why'd you come back to r9k?
>>29521326
You act as if r9k is for the dregs of society anymore, I got my shit sorted since I fled the third world shithole that is the UK and now I'm living much happier and hell, I might even be rich in a few years. I just know that if I stayed in that country the government would drag me down so I couldn't be successful. If you live there you'd understand.
>>29521386
So the experience in the psych ward actually helped you right?
I too feel like Australia is holding me back. What did you do?
>>29521431
Lol no, they wanted to keep me there for a long time, thankfully I'm not dumb enough to fall for their tricks.
I was going to college before I went in to the ward, they told me that they sorted everything out and that they made sure my place was left open for when I got out.
LOL load of fucking shit, my brother called the college and I wasn't enrolled anymore, they are sneaky fuckers and you should never trust mental health workers or the police.
I just packed up a fucking backpack full of shit and made it to Florida, fuck this place is great.
Cheap houses, land, cars, tools, it's all I could ever ask for
>>29521152
you can force her to have sex with you whenever you want
noone will believe her because everybody knows who's the rapist
>>29521507
wtf, thats some mirrors edge shit right there. i think your story might be interesting after al :D.
and i will have a female therapist if thing go wrong (which i know will happen). Am i fucked?
What if she's a huge titted MILF? Like seriously, cowtits. Her bust is way larger than her head. I think her bust is the size of her hips or larger, and her hips are really big too! Ooooh and she has a FAT booty. She's a bit thick overall but not chubby. Perfect. She also has amazing feet, which she always exposes in nice, expensive high heeled shoes.
She knows how misogynist I am. I even showed her /r9k/ in a session, and in another quoted the essay "On Women" by Arthur Schopenhauer. She probably has guessed (correctly) that I jack off thinking about her after every session, given that I don't hold back when talking about porn and masturbation. I long for the day when she asks "How do I look today?" and I'd come back with something like "Oh, baby! I'm gonna run outta hand lotion tonight!" And she would really laugh (I've made her laugh at school shootings before, even!) and I would laugh, but we'd both know I actually will furiously masturbate to her later.
When my self esteem is low, I make it known. She always compliments me. When I wear a nice after shave, she says I smell really good, despite that scents are not allowed in the office. She always laughs at my jokes with an embarrassed facial expression, like a schoolgirl, just like all my past girlfriends have. I'm actually extremely comfortable talking to her, unlike most other women or people in general.
Plus, the whole counseling thing is just to get NEETbux and appease my mother. Still if it wasn't for those tits, that ass, and those feet, I would have dropped it long ago. I came for the mental wellness, and stayed for the free fap material. Also I show up high every day which increases my fantasizing ability and libido tenfold. I like to play games when I'm there - like stare at her tits for as long as possible without her noticing, or get the biggest erection I can without her noticing. Hell, maybe next time I go in I'll try to subtly masturbate myself through my pocket.
cont.
>>29522045
Anyway I just want to conclude with this. This fashionable rich Stacey who studied psychology is actually the best thing to come into my shitty life in a while. I would highly recommend robots shop around for a sexy therapist. Totally a good thing. The only problem I can think of coming from this situation is that I would be unable to control my urge to motorboat dem tiddies one day and I'd get charged with sexual harassment. If only I was a Muslim, I could get away with raping her :^)
Posted Julia Ann, my pornfu, because she looks a lot like her.
>going to a therapist
You're so stupid, you're such a fucking moron lol
I briefly had a therapist once, I think.
In middle school a kid was mean to me and I told my mom about. Not like telling on him, just talking about something that happened.
She got really mad and threatened to sue the school, said I was sad and scared to "use the bathroom".
The next day I was called to the office on the intercom and then they told me someone was "there to see me" and it was some big fat bearded therapist dude.
We talked for about an hour and he said he wanted to see what video games I liked, so I brought them to school but I was never called to the office again.
>tell a normie about your spaghetti and autism
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29522159
What's wrong with that? How else am I supposed to get disabilitybux?
>>29522170
>he is a socialist parasite
This is worse than being a failed normalfag.
>>29522197
>socialist
I'm a sycophantic, self centered, apolitical Machiavellian asshole. I don't fucking care about the poor, I only vote free shit for my FREE SHIT YO. GIMME DAT.
Why do you care about normies? What have they ever done for you to deserve your help and contribution? Society is a normie construct. Fuck em. Besides, I am actually incapable of being functional, even if I wanted to be.
>>29521306
I do care about your story
