Dad about to knock my door down
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
OH M YFUCKING GOD SOMEONE CAP THIS
louie vocaroo is old
repost
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this is too depressing man
>complete hermit for 16 years
>never even leave my room
>clothes rotted away, 30 years old living with mother
>was good looking, now bald and tired all the time
>gone completely feral
>economy gone to shit and money going to get tight, will be homeless soon
>resolved to hang myself in a tiny patch of woods behind my house, hope no passers by find me and I sit brain damaged for the rest of my life
Too close to home minus the father figure, delete this shit.
your dads voice sounds fucking gay holy shit no wonder you're here, what a beta cunt
>>29520899
better post about on /r9k/
Your dad cares about you you stupid fucking cunt
>>29520967
shave your head atleast
>>29520973
hey. i'm a hot girl and i'd definitely fuck his dad. chin up, OP. i'd fuck your dad. let him put his dick in my pussy and everything.
YOU NEED HELP LOUIS
So... What Louie was doing?
THIS FUCKING WHOLE THREAD IS BAIT THIS IS A REPOST GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29521021
hey fuck off cunt. OP's dad's going to fuck me, not you you stupid slut. you have 24/7 period bitch and you don't change your tamps ho
>>29521072
fuck you slut. she changes her tamps i saw her. we're bffs and she said i could fuck OP's dad, not you. you shit in your panty liners because you think it's a diaper. it's not, your shit gets everywhere and everyone knows it you nasty bitch
>>29521225
fuck you bitch you don't know me. i never said you could fuck MY man OP's dad. OP's dad is mine and you're just a fake ass basic bitch. you wipe your ass with one square of toilet paper after you got your nails did so you got crusty feces under your french manicure and then you feed boys french fries. you gave your HS bf sepsis from feeding him nachos with your shit fingers. use more TP you pig.
>>29520967
Lol this is the type of manchild whof creates enjoy your Monday normie threads
>>29520899
>hur dur muh family, what will the neighbours think
>>29521249
bitch please, you wear the same nasty panties every day and you don't do laundry, shower, wipe, or use the toilet. you shit right in your panties and then put on the same stinky yellow slut dress that's so short everyone can see all the poop stains running down your legs from the bottom of your shit-filled panties. OP's dad gon fuck me, not you, cunt.
>>29521064
Reeee you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>>29520939
Ffs fgts.jp is down, someone post an archive please
>>29521293
biiiiiitch don't be playin. i know you eat gallons of yo daddy's doo doo and you DON'T brush yo teef. yo bref be stankin from allat DADDY DOO DOO you be eatin on the regaler. leave OPs daddy to me, he make nice solid log poos i can sink my teef into, meanwhiles you keep chuggin buckets o yo own daddy's nasty-ass diarrhea poo, im a classy lady i eat poo logs not oily liquidy diarrhea like YO ASS BITCH
>>29521304
>get fucked wayne get FUCKED
>angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier and angrier
>tell plus net to disable your laptop
Wtf is plusnet you britbongs
>>29520899
Get out you unoriginal fuck
I want new reeees
>>29521304
Get fucked Wayne, lost my shit hahaha
>>29521304
>repeatedly says he wants to kill them
>no one is alarmed about that a tall
These are the signs ignored before a full family murder suicide
Hi wooooweeeee
YOU NEED HELP LOUIE
*starts kicking door*
>>29520899
>that hysterical mom
For fuck's sake, let the dad be a dad and drag that fucking NEET fuckup out onto the streets. There is no helping him.
>>29520899
So what's the story behind this?
>>29521750
What's the story behind your dad's blown-out anus?
I wish my dad did this to me, he never challenged me or pressured me into doing anything good he's a fucking beta pushover that ruined my life.
>>29521750
neetie feeling the heatie
>>29521770
Yeah, that's right. It's your dads fault you're a fuck up.
>>29520899
>i think we just need to kill him
wew, that got dark.
>>29521789
It is though
at this point i wish he would've kicked my ass because then i would have a reason to want to get a job and move out, but when you give your kids everything they want and coddle them why the fuck would they ever want to leave the house?
>>29521808
Take a look at yourself. Your dad has nothing to do with it. You had all the opportunities.
just so you guys know this isn't OP's recording, it's been recorded from a youtube video that was uploaded awhile back.
He's just upset you voted leave.
Fuck that cunt, affix your bayonet and be ready to receive him!
>tfw all dads universally are shitty
k-k-kek :(
>>29521981
This guy acted a bit like a female, but cutting the shutin off is for the best.
>when a neetie feels the heatie
Are people on this board really this new? This was big literaly only a month ago. Jesus christ
>>29520939
thats a repost too fucktard
>>29522031
No, we just dont fucking lurk every fucking thread every fucking hour of the day.
>>29522046
I do, and I never caught wind of it, so it obviously wasn't so "big"
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>>29521981
being this new
this is not OP's recording
>>29522031
>month, I think it's was more then a monthdamn
>>29522072
>hur dur being this new
Who even gives a shit? I don't fucking care if it's legitimate or not, OP the clown is doing a good job entertaining me, that's all that matters. That's why all the normies come here in the first place, to get entertained by clowns like you and OP.
>>29522072
>messing up meme arrows this badly
hownew.ru
>>>/reddit/
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>>29522031
I stopped coming here when eggman was whining about shit on youtube and people said he was a shooter. I haven't been back in months, kill me. Last I checked it was a mini-/soc/ full of normal scum.
>>29522086
reddit9k has been mini-/soc/ full of failed normalcunts for awhile now desu senpai
>>29522072
Nigga, I know it's not OPs. It's still interesting to listen to you fucking faggot.
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>>29520899
OP is rekt
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>>29522072
Not everyone is obsessed with vocaroo threads you realize...
>>29520899
This is sad. Feral? What an idiot. Shoulda got him aa hooker when he hit puberty like our genes tell us to do. A father should be able to tell if his son needs that.
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>>29522103
Thanks for the (you)soriginalosfasf
So what happened? Is he still in his room til this day?
>>29522210
he's behind you right now with his penis in your ass. that's why you're feeling so happy and safe and right.
>>29522238
Real funny, dude. I don't feel safe or right at all
>>29522260
then tell him to stop man, it's your life.
>>29522169
Yeah hi tripfag. This wasn't just a vocaroo thread it became a meme for a while
Roasting in epic head
>>29522283
I never noticed it anonyfag. Been here pretty often since 09, but I leave a lot so that's why.
>>29522308
wow fascinating story, you should be famous here. brb making thread about how all tripfags suck except you
I WASN'T KNOCKING SOMEONE'S DOOR DOWN I WAS RUNNING FROM THAT
>>29522100
If these losers are actual robots I'd hate to see how much of fuck up actual robots are lol
>>29520899
Holy shit anon. this is the best kek ive had all fucking day
someone fucking archive this!
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V1p1dM3snQ
>>29522281
>it's your life
I don't have a life, dumbass
>>29522402
then let him keep fucking your butt, i don't care.
>>29522359
Yeah you really don't want to go down that rabbit hole my friend. People here reach levels of degeneracy you don't wont even imagine
>>29520899
So what did Louie do?
>>29522339
I don't mean that I posted. I'm just saying I'm not new idiot. And if we'd all trip we could call each other out on our bullshit coward.
>Once we've all become trips none will be
There's that too. The reason I became one when cockbunny happened recently.
>>29522437
Cry and play overwatch if you listen to the video.
>>29522441
you're sooo close to being famous! keep promoting buddy, you'll make it.
>>29522445
No I mean what did he do to cause this.
>>29522441
>if everone became a trip
we tried that for a day a couple of months ago and it didn't really work out that well
>>29522466
It's pretty obvious. He's a neet who never leaves his room, won't get a job or do anything cept in on the computer all day.
Parents got sick of it and wanted him to sort his life out.
>>29522430
You will care when I'm fucking your butt
>>29522482
I'm guessing that's pretty much all of us here
>>29522511
Speak for yourself. I spend all free time in my room but I do have a job. I'd feel horrible leaching off the folks.
>>29522469
That's because YOU guys give up too easy.
>Just for one day
Pathetic.
>>29522539
Good, that's the right way to be, but you don't need me to tell you that
>>29522546
Sick it up your ass, 4chan is boring as it is without fucking around on it for a day
anyone have anymore leuie clips?
>>29522599
Fuck him, he needs some serious help, even if that help is against his will
>>29522579
>4chan is boring
>Not fucking around on chan sites 24 7
>>29522649
>fucking around on 4chan 24 7
This is why you're moody, namefag
>>29520899
>tfw donatello takes down his channel
he had such a relaxing voice
>>29522707
Is Donatello Louie's second name?
>>29522501
I don't imagine that would affect me in the slightest. I have large penises in my butt all the time. Your small penis would barely register.
>>29522359
im kinda like leuie, but a bit older.
>>29522792
So would you consider yourself a cock sucking maniac? Because your passion for dicks seems to be limitless just like the number of dicks in your anal area
>>29522876
I don't suck cocks you faggot. I just plug my anus up with them so I don't diarrhea during the big presentation.
>>29522799
How did you get his age from the recording?
>>29522892
>I don't suck cocks you faggot. I just plug my anus up with them
>I just plug my anus up with them
>you faggot
Am not sure you know what faggot means.
You're going to fuck up the 'big presentation' because you got no style, you got no rhyme.
>>29522958
Sorry fag but if you're giving and not taking it ain't gay.
>>29522991
Any sexual activities undertaken by two persons or more of the same gender is considered gay, meaning all that participate are considered faggots, you fucking faggot
>>29522958
I got rhyme, as long as a fat dick is in my bime (butt)
I don't fuck up the presentation because there's no chance diarrhea is going to slide out of my asshole and embarrass me. I set up my burly gent on a stool in the conference room, and when everyone is assembled I turn my back to them and fish his meaty cock out of his zipper. Then I slobber on it and deep throat it to get it nice and hard (not gay because my body is blocking everyone from seeing what I'm doing). Then I turn around and undo my trousers, push them down past my cheeks and say "HUP we go" and hoist myself onto his penis. My own tiny penis twangs animatedly as I point an accusing finger at each of my coworkers, scolding them for sexual misconduct in the office.
I could just wear a diaper but to be honest I didn't think of that until just now. I've never had diarrhea problems but only a faggot wouldn't have a diarrhea failsafe such as a dick in the butt or a diaper.
>>29523043
You clearly haven't fucked a man ass so you can't talk you flaming homo.
>>29523087
What ever you say, gay person
>>29523077
My mind can not grasp what I'm reading. What the fuck I'm I reading?!
>>29523161
The only gay here is you since you're so defensive about it.
>>29521304
Did his dad put bars on his window by any chance?
>>29523189
A glimpse into the techniques of a smart, well-prepared HR director, engineering a sexual harassment seminar that will have maximum impact because he's eliminating any chance he'll have to interrupt his message to run to the toilet to have diarrhea or to clean diarrhea made during the presentation.
>>29523208
There's no reason why I should be defensive since there's abolsutely nothing wrong with being a gay person. I salute you fine gay sir
>>29523260
I'm so fucking sick of this, humans are not resources, they're a huge fucking liability
>>29523298
Cool, tell me all about it at the next meeting. That is, if you can get through your little diatribe without having to excuse yourself to dab your diarrhea-soaked suit with wet paper towels for 20 minutes in the bathroom because you decided on zero lines of defense between your anus and your clothes.
NIN SHUT THE FUCK UP
LOUIE GET THE FUCK OUT HERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29523353
A little bit of shit isn't going to stop me from getting my point across. We're all grown men here, only immature boys get distracted at the sight of shit
>>29523429
Shout in my ear again and I will punch you in the fucking stomach
>>29523442
You're going to defecate on yourself in an official business meeting and sit in your own filth for the duration rather than excusing yourself to clean it? That would be assault. As you're threatening assault, you are hereby fired, and we will be notifying the police of your threat. Should have sat on a dick, compadre.
Jesus christ the mum is a stupid cunt
The dad taking control and trying to fix his fuck up son and get him help but she just undermines everything for the sake of undermining and being a woman. She offers no alternative methods of help.
Not like I didn't go through things just as bad or worse.
>>29523466
REEEEEEEEEEE YOUR GUNNA GET OUT OF THIS LOUIE, NO MORE OVERWATCH FOR YOU. IS THAT YOUR LIFE CHOICE?
>>29523474
They can't fire me since I would quit. Only immature faggots get offended by the sight of shit. I mean look at the people of India, they shit all over the place and they're doing great for themselves
>>29523508
>NO MORE OVERWATCH FOR YOU
Overwatch is worse than cancer, unfortunately like cancer it spreads fast
>>29520899
Blame it on the Jews Louie!
This is stale copy pasta btw
>>29521001
>"I don't know what a fucking comma is!"
>>29523646
It's too late for ol' Louie, which is a shame. You can hear Louie whimpering close to the end of the recording, which makes me pity him
>>29523584
People in India go outside to shit or to clean shit off themselves. Don't pretend that you've been to India.
>>29523508
This so much. I'd set a router password and filter his MAC. That'd get him out the room.
>>29520899
Holy fuck this is amazing. Those choking noises are gold.
>>29523508
You're*
(fuck you, mr roboto)
>>29523826
u'r a fucking faggot
>>29523780
I thought India was slang for toilet, since the people there are brown and have a unpleasant stink
>>29523847
You're*
(fuck me, mr roboto)
>>29523870
You havent smelled Arabs yet. I get that desert habits die hard, but in Europe you can shower and still have enough water for drinking :^)
>>29523915
I thought Europe was slang for faggot, since the people there are gay and have disgusting man on man ass sex
>>29523970
What the fuck could possibly be less disgusting than man on man ass sex you fucking retard?
>>29523780
Hi pajeet, how are you?
>>29523970
We do have furries but man on man ass sex is an Arab and African thing.
>>29524023
My penis smells bad, but other than that, not great.
i eat stinky poops 'n doodles!
Lol your dad is such a British gentleman
>>29524285
You feel good? You feel good after saying that?
>>29525020
eh. the fact that i said that is having no effect on how i'm feeling right now, except that it's adding to my giggliness. tee hee. tee hee hee. thanks for helping me revisit.
