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Tinder in Vancouver is full of bros and brown guys. How to find my druggy, pseudo-autist bf who doesn't know he's cute.
It shouldn't be this difficult, robots, with the internet.
look harder gayboy
>vancouver
or just pay someone to do it for you
>>29516688
do you have a throwaway email?
pls respond
>>29516688
Maybe use grindr you faggot.
>>29517026
I'm femanon
>>29517040
Post yours
vancouver is a shithole and I hate living here
I'm a pseudo autist in vancouver who looks pretty good when not in autism and chill mode.
Mommy gf or gtfo
>all these vancouverbots
ayy lmao
>tfw burnaby
>>29517108
>>29517113
Well I'm pretty NEET but I sell drugs at shows and stuff. Post snapchats
>tfw euro immigrant in vancouver and you finally get to leave for a summer and go stay with your one internet friend in the usa instead
>tfw I realise I'm going to have to go back come the end of august after 3 months
>tfw you will never see your homeland again and would probably move with your friend in the usa if you could
Is there a worse feel than living outside of Vancouver having tasted living in a place that isn't awful and knowing you'll be going back?
>>29517169
I'm a white person living in north delta
you wanna trade? I much prefer the qt chinese grills to ALL THESE SHITSKINS
>>29517206
oh no dude it's worse
edmonds
At least there's some black qt's.
>>29517199
>robot
>snapchat
???
>>29517199
>normiechat
dropped
Vancouver, report in
Snapchat: s3rgs
>>29517222
My heart is broke
Kiks fine long as u got pics
stop having shit taste in men
>>29517262
I can't, I like them skinnyfat and nervous (but not too nervous to let me do butt stuff)
>>29516688
I hate brown ppl
>>29517359
A lot of them are fine I just don't want to fuck them
>>29517356
>drugs
>autism
>butt stuff
all right hmu
[email protected]
hardrice on snapchat
going to bed, will check tomorrow
>>29517244
i added u
>>29516688
If you're a female I live in Seattle. Maybe we could hang out sometime?
Anybody in Coquitlam?
Go to the tennis courts at maple creek, post, and scream as loud as you can.
I dare you
>>29517846
Enticing
>>29517954
Do it. I promise I won't jump you
>>29517993
I'd only do it if you did ;_;
>>29518033
;-;
plz bby, it'll be fun. I don't want to leave my house but I wanna hear a robro. I'm in a 3km radius of there so you gotta scream really loud.
tfw you'll never find a r9k femanon near you in coquitlam
tfw you'll never be able to cuddle on a cloudy day and watch anime
tfw you'll never go walking down a local trail holding eachother
tfw you'll never do any of this because you're too scared to post your contact info on 4chan
>>29517993
suuuuureee buddday lool
>>29518164
why not just meet in a public place?
>>29518164
Same. I'm terrified of robots, and people on 4chan in general. That's why the most intimate I want to get is to hear their screams in the distance.
gl anon
>>29518177
Not even joking. There's no way to prove, but I'm 40000 times more scared of you people.
Tennis courts are pretty out of the way, but if not, go in front of Westwood and ree as loud as you can.
>>29518197
i would also be afraid of anyone in b.c that goes on 4chan in general they probs fucking nutbags or some shit
>>29518249
So you're probably a nutbag.
Spooky
>>29518197
I honestly would do that anon, but I don't live anywhere near that park and don't want to walk too far
>>29518268
;_;
Apart forever
>>29518280
maybe another night anon, when I'm not tired I'll REEE for you
>>29518264
i just said we all are for posting on this site so yes
>>29518295
no do it now pussy fuck the police go REE for yer canada bros! do it for glory anon
>>29518313
I'm not even on that side of the river so no
>>29518295
Thank you. I'll listen every night for a fellow robot's calls.
[email protected]
When the time comes
>>29516688
>Tinder
>Drugs
WOW Stacy GTFO my board and kill yourself.
Stop farming for orbiters.
>tfw Nanaimo
>>29518479
are you bsd.u?
He lives in Nanaimo and seems like he'd be a robot.
>>29518497
Sorry anon, not him.
Are you from here?
>>29518534
Nope. I'm
>>29517846
>>29518385
etc
Nanaimo seems boring. Vancouver island still seems more fun than the mainland though. Better atmosphere.
>>29518479
Nanimo is a literal shithole. How does it feel only being defined by a fucking ferry.
>>29518562
Yeah everyone on the mainland is either a douchey graphic designer with a hipster beard or a pretentious asshole who goes to micro brews.
>>29518587
Thanks...
origamo commente
>>29518587
true
t. False creek resident
>>29518614
>false creek
look at mr moneybags guys
>>29518629
It wasn't always this nice
>>29518577
Don't forget the hoards of rednecks and old people ;_;
>>29518640
Still, you live there. Unless you bought, you are. If you bought something, congrats on winning the lottery.
>>29518640
>>29518629
>>29518614
All of you can go fuck yourselves. West End for the win nigga.
>>29518645
Its full of pretentious yuppies, and people who sold their house.
>>29518651
Bought, sold house.
You should try being in Toronto. I seriously think this place doesn't have a single decent looking guy who isn't just trying to get in your pants. At least the lifestyle here is pretty amazing desu
>>29518656
This is r9k. What are you doing here. Unless you live in worse than burnaby, you shouldn't be here.
roooooooooo
>>29518656
How's living in a broom closet treating you
>>29518689
How does it feel being rich? I've been looking around to buy, but I decided I don't want to deal with the prices. Might move to the Okanagan, Victoria, or Toronto.
>>29518718
Property wise maybe, money wise.. No way
>>29518703
I pay 1200 for a 750 sq bedroom apartment 2 blocks from the beach and views of the mountains. I'm doing ok.
>>29518748
wew
You should sell and move to the burbs. It's comfy out here.
>>29518718
Dont move to the fucking Okanagan. Seriously, bro central full of chads. Though that might have changed with the rigs fucking up...
>>29518775
I stay there often, and yeah, it's full of em. I just want to buy property there when I can and hide out. It's still relatively civilized, scenic, and land is still """"""reasonably priced""""""""
>>29516688
Let's meet at nitobe gardens.
Noon tomorrow
I'll wear my kimono and wooden clogs.
>>29518430
Relax anon, drugs make my personality more tolerable to others and I had hopes for Tinder.
>>29518897
That'd be tight, I don't really leave the house but for shows though.
>>29519030
so you don't leave your house.
but when you do it's for high energy social gatherings.
seems kinda abusive.
I'll be there anyway I just got a kick out of posting in a vancouver thread
>>29519167
Not the kind of shows I go to. Autists performing for other autists at places without liquor licenses.
If you post your snap I'll throw you a message.
>>29519237
it's my name though. sorry
also actual contact damn I'm out.
