>Steam summer sale begins
>Buy DOOM because it looks dank and it's on sale
>Buy some other cheap games too
>Check my bank account 24 hours later
>I was charged for the cheap games, but not DOOM
>Realize that I just got DOOM for free
>Hit with the sudden realization that I am now a criminal
Who /dangerous criminal/ here?
>stole drinks in lunch line
>8th grade
>I'm the ultimate
>>29516586
>Never stole anythign in my life
feels good man
>>29516641
>accidentally took a Snicker's bar from the store when I was a kid
>didn't even mean to steal it, just forgot to pay
>tell my parents
>treat it like a "BIG MOMENT" and a giant moral catastrophe
>have a big discussion about how to teach me not to steal
>I already knew not to steal I just accidentally took the candy bar :/
>>29516664
sure thing m8 and i accidentally slipped and fell with my dick in a girl her peehole and then i had cramp and couldnt stand up so she got stuck under me and it made me laugh because it was so silly and it felt real good and then i accidentally came
but the cops dont believe me
I stole the happiness my parents had before I was born
>>29516586
Doom's fucking based so far.
It's the most fucking metal I've felt in years.
I stole a girl's heart. Then I told her we couldn't see each other. She was fat as fuck.
i write graffiti on walls
>>29516731
post a video plz of the game
>>29516586
sometimes payments can randomly be delayed.
I thought this happened to me with diablo 3 expansion; and spent the 40$ on fast foods...next thing i know i am -$57 for being charged dishonor fees aswell.
>>29516586
>steal my friends shy guy figurine
>never caught
>still have it and i still visit him
beat that bitches
>>29516767
shit bank, they should give you a credit balance and an actual balance
>>29516753
Underrated post m8 good job. I appreciate it papa bless
>Taking a walk around the neighborhood
>See construction workers on the side of the road
>Wave at them and yell "HEY"
>They wave back
>mfw I distracted people working with heavy dangerous machinery and could have cost them their lives
>>29517072
HOLY shit you menace.
>>29517072
absolutely fucking devilish
>tfw got robbed 6 (SIX!) times!
living in brazil sucks ill tell you that.
i laughed at this guy with a 38. revolver pointed at my face, he panicked and ran away like ok.
i dont even get mad no more im numb to violence, living in a third world and being poor sucks a lot.
>be me, 7th or 8th grade
>cafeteria at school has basket full of sporks to grab
>grab at least a dozen every day
>friends do the same
>end school year with trash bags of sporks
>never caught
>xbox live expired months ago but it continues to work despite them not charging me for it
The criminal life chose me.
