THERE'S A FUCKING BIRD MAKING ITS NEST ABOVE MY WINDOW RIGHT NOW. I CAN'T STOP IT. SOON IT WILL START SCREECHING ITS NORMIE BIRD SONG, AND ALL ITS CHAD BIRD BABIES WILL START SCREECHING TOO. I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONG.
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
invite a cuckoo bird over
the cuckoo baby will kick out all the annoying birds
get a broom and knock it over, fucktard
>>29516136
Ok, so what I need it a mega-chad bird to fucking take up the whole place and screech even louder? No thank you. FUCKING. I CAN'T GET TO THE NEST. I'M 5 STORIES UP
>>29516161
>>29516163
See this. I CANT SEE IT, AND I CAN'T GET TO IT. I CAN JUST HEAR THEM, MAKING SCRATCHING NOISES. I WON'T BE LONG NOW. FUCK.
>>29516161
yeah right, he goes out there and it starts pecking at him and getting all up in his face
>>29516119
Settle down, anon. They're just birds trying to find a safe place to live.
>>29516371
No. No.
WHY?!
I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT IN PEACE!
>>29516478
Maybe you can co-exist with the birds, anon? Birdsong can be beautiful.
>>29516507
Have you EVER heard the screeching a newborn chick makes?
look it up
>>29516595
I ignore baby bird sounds every day, since they live on my roof. Really not that big a deal, anon. Plus, it's cool to see them grow up and fly away.
>>29516119
Go outside and destroy the nest.
>>29516631
I'm not sure if you're not resentful enough, or if I should take a page from your book.
>>29516675
Birds are shrunken dinosaurs with wings, man. They're cool. I'm lucky to get to see them up close every day.
What floor do you live on OP?
>>29516778
5th floor
bloxxx
>>29516806
Maybe you could open the window and use a garden hose and shoot at the nest.
>>29516830
That's a good idea, but how in the fuck would I be able to get a hose up here? Also the window doesn't open in a way that allows it. Also there's an overhang, so it's impossible.
>>29516899
Well the hose thing you can just connect to a water faucet in your place. As long as you can get the host outside and aimed at the next (using a nozzle with a handle to give it more power) you could fuck it up good.
I suggest you wear a mask of some sort too, or a bag over your head, or else the bird may seek revenge and attack you later.
>>29516119
Observe the birds' life cycle and appreciate nature, you gigantic faggot.
They grow up fast anyway, they'll only be in the nest for a few weeks and then they'll fly off.
Heres what you do
Get a hose
Get a bottle cap from a plastic bottle
Poke a hole in the center of the cap
Tighten cap onto hose
LASER THE BIRBS
>>29516119
Chris? You told me about birds making a nest near your window and that you were going to fill it up last winter.
>>29517154
My name is not Chris.
The fact that sentence is not unique leads me to believe you're trying to be a meme.
if youre not a pussy you can fill a plastic baggy with lighter fluid place inside nest and make a make shift stick torch to set it of PHOWSH like napalm to a zipperhead
